Machete attack in Columbus Ohio.
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Machete attack in Columbus Ohio.
Sounds like terrorism.
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Shit this isn't breaking news it was yesterday. Forget it.
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DWags wrote:Shit this isn't breaking news it was yesterday. Forget it.
Abandon thread!
I can post more Patrice clips if that will help...
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cutting edge stuff..DWags wrote:Shit this isn't breaking news it was yesterday. Forget it.
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I didn't know how to spell machete either. Lucky guess.
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I've seen that movie, pretty funny.
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admit it - you were damn close to breaking news about a papier-mâché attack..DWags wrote:I didn't know how to spell machete either. Lucky guess.
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Re: Machete attack in Columbus Ohio.
Was it this guy?
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Floyd Robertson wrote:I've seen that movie, pretty funny.
And now this picture loads. Oh well, forget my previous post.
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Re: Machete attack in Columbus Ohio.
I know a guy who was attacked with a machete. My brother-in-law's brother-in-law. Sounds distant, but I know him pretty well. Crazy guy in a parking lot late at night. Tendons in his wrist were pretty messed up, and his leg too. It's been probably 5 years, and he still walks with a limp and his hand doesn't function right. Pretty fucked up.
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MiamiSpartan wrote:I know a guy who was attacked with a machete. My brother-in-law's brother-in-law. Sounds distant, but I know him pretty well. Crazy guy in a parking lot late at night. Tendons in his wrist were pretty messed up, and his leg too. It's been probably 5 years, and he still walks with a limp and his hand doesn't function right. Pretty fucked up.
Em...... More info please. How? Why? Did they catch the guy?
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DWags wrote:MiamiSpartan wrote:I know a guy who was attacked with a machete. My brother-in-law's brother-in-law. Sounds distant, but I know him pretty well. Crazy guy in a parking lot late at night. Tendons in his wrist were pretty messed up, and his leg too. It's been probably 5 years, and he still walks with a limp and his hand doesn't function right. Pretty fucked up.
Em...... More info please. How? Why? Did they catch the guy?
Hey! The order was given to abandon this thread.
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tGreenWay wrote:DWags wrote:
Em...... More info please. How? Why? Did they catch the guy?
Hey! The order was given to abandon this thread.
You can't just say a friend was macheted and not elaborate.
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I'm shocked! SHOCKED I tell you that Bob wasn't the first one to post this story given his dedication to exposing the violence in this country regardless of the politics involved. I guess I'll have to be the one to provide the Bobby Sak approved version of events:
A fine, upstanding, member of the immigrant Somali-American Muslim community brings his machete to dinner with him to cut his food in the traditional way, when the Israeli owner of the restaurant inexplicably flies into a rage and exercises his 2nd amendment rights using an assault bat. Confused and unhurt, the innocent Muslim man runs away from the crazed Israeli, and barely manages to get in his car and escape. However, racist cops driving nearby noticed the man driving while Muslim and decided to chase him, ultimately forcing his car into a spin from which he could not recover. Shocked and confused about the cops targeting him for being a Muslim, he showed them his machete, still dripping with blood from his traditional meal, and proceeded to calmly give himself up. However, the racist cops claimed that he lunged at them with his machete, so they tasered him to keep him from moving so that they could more easily exercise their 2nd amendment rights and shoot him. Police, still searching for a motive, are refusing to admit that the Israeli may have targeted the Muslim as an act of terrorism against all Muslims.
A fine, upstanding, member of the immigrant Somali-American Muslim community brings his machete to dinner with him to cut his food in the traditional way, when the Israeli owner of the restaurant inexplicably flies into a rage and exercises his 2nd amendment rights using an assault bat. Confused and unhurt, the innocent Muslim man runs away from the crazed Israeli, and barely manages to get in his car and escape. However, racist cops driving nearby noticed the man driving while Muslim and decided to chase him, ultimately forcing his car into a spin from which he could not recover. Shocked and confused about the cops targeting him for being a Muslim, he showed them his machete, still dripping with blood from his traditional meal, and proceeded to calmly give himself up. However, the racist cops claimed that he lunged at them with his machete, so they tasered him to keep him from moving so that they could more easily exercise their 2nd amendment rights and shoot him. Police, still searching for a motive, are refusing to admit that the Israeli may have targeted the Muslim as an act of terrorism against all Muslims.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to not elaborate, but there isn't really a "why" the attack happened, other than the guy was a nut job. My BIL's BIL was driving a tractor trailer at the time, and returning from a run he parked it wherever he usually would (some lot in a area with a lot of warehouses, and not much activity at night). It was late at night, after midnight, and the psycho was just that, a psycho. He was probably hopped up on something as well, and god knows what he was doing in an truck lot in the middle of the night, and he ran up to him and just started attacking. They did catch him, and they ruled him to be a fucking loon, so I believe he's in more of a psych ward than a prison.DWags wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
Hey! The order was given to abandon this thread.
You can't just say a friend was macheted and not elaborate.
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Code_Warrior wrote:I'm shocked! SHOCKED I tell you that Bob wasn't the first one to post this story given his dedication to exposing the violence in this country regardless of the politics involved. I guess I'll have to be the one to provide the Bobby Sak approved version of events:
A fine, upstanding, member of the immigrant Somali-American Muslim community brings his machete to dinner with him to cut his food in the traditional way, when the Israeli owner of the restaurant inexplicably flies into a rage and exercises his 2nd amendment rights using an assault bat. Confused and unhurt, the innocent Muslim man runs away from the crazed Israeli, and barely manages to get in his car and escape. However, racist cops driving nearby noticed the man driving while Muslim and decided to chase him, ultimately forcing his car into a spin from which he could not recover. Shocked and confused about the cops targeting him for being a Muslim, he showed them his machete, still dripping with blood from his traditional meal, and proceeded to calmly give himself up. However, the racist cops claimed that he lunged at them with his machete, so they tasered him to keep him from moving so that they could more easily exercise their 2nd amendment rights and shoot him. Police, still searching for a motive, are refusing to admit that the Israeli may have targeted the Muslim as an act of terrorism against all Muslims.
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