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Post by Nordic on Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:20 pm

Alright, I'm not a big NFL guy. Outside the playoffs, the NFL is background noise on Sunday and the Lions are watched on fast forward DVR. That said...

I just saw they finally cut that no-neck POS Stephen Tulloch (yeah yeah, old news... see above). No offense to Stephen if he posts here; he's a big dude and probably pretty mean, but he was a not a good NFL linebacker (see New Orleans playoff game a few years ago). They also sliced and diced Joique Bell. I liked Bell, but they are chopping heads and I like it. They wiped out the entire front office, scouting department, etc. This would of never happened under the Fords regime.

I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table. #SuperBowl



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Post by Turtleneck on Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:22 pm

What was the deal with Firestone tires and Ford? Who ended up being at fault?

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Post by LooseGoose on Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:34 pm

Nordic wrote:I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


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Post by CORNER BLITZ on Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:38 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Nordic wrote:I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


That will isn't the only thing he's trying to enter through the backdoor
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:38 pm

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Post by CORNER BLITZ on Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:38 pm

I mean anal sex
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Nordic on Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:39 pm

I like 'em mature
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Post by By-Tor on Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:05 pm

Some like 'em dead
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:09 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Nordic wrote:I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


Quit hating. Different strokes for different folks. If he wants to fuck the shit out of that old chick more power to him. It's none of your business.

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Post by Nordic on Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:19 pm

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Post by LooseGoose on Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:45 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


Quit hating. Different strokes for different folks. If he wants to fuck the shit out of that old chick more power to him. It's none of your business.

Right - I can see how the sunglasses and the sailor look might get him ready.....


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Post by CheesySpartan on Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:58 pm

Nordic wrote:Alright, I'm not a big NFL guy. Outside the playoffs, the NFL is background noise on Sunday and the Lions are watched on fast forward DVR. That said...

I just saw they finally cut that no-neck POS Stephen Tulloch (yeah yeah, old news... see above). No offense to Stephen if he posts here...

When someone says "No offense" they always follow that up by offending you...always make me LOL. My other favorite is "To tell you the truth"...oh so you were lying before that? #petpeeves.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove on Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:17 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Nordic wrote:I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


I'd fuck her just for the story

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:53 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Quit hating. Different strokes for different folks. If he wants to fuck the shit out of that old chick more power to him. It's none of your business.

Right - I can see how the sunglasses and the sailor look might get him ready.....


She kind of looks like Nick Saban when he wears his panama hat.
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Post by LooseGoose on Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:15 pm


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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Nordic on Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:07 pm

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:15 pm

CheesySpartan wrote:
Nordic wrote:Alright, I'm not a big NFL guy. Outside the playoffs, the NFL is background noise on Sunday and the Lions are watched on fast forward DVR. That said...

I just saw they finally cut that no-neck POS Stephen Tulloch (yeah yeah, old news... see above). No offense to Stephen if he posts here...

When someone says "No offense" they always follow that up by offending you...always make me LOL. My other favorite is "To tell you the truth"...oh so you were lying before that? #petpeeves.

Well, I doubt Tulloch would be offended by someone on an Internet sports message board calling him a no-neck POS. Why in the world would that blather anybody? But please carry on with your pet peeves. I prefer that directional change for this thread.
Me--I hate it when people call them hot water heaters.

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Post by The Pantry on Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:21 pm

She should rename Ford Field "Firestone Field". Sounds more bad-ass. Might break the curse.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:33 pm

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


I'd fuck her just for the story

People always underrate "fucking someone just for the story of fucking someone" in these hypotheticals.

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Post by LooseGoose on Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:04 am


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Post by LooseGoose on Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:43 am


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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:03 pm

Report: Lions Want Answer From Calvin Johnson On Future Plans Before Wednesday

Dave Birkett of the Detroit Free Press reported Monday that the team is telling league agents that they hope to have a decision from Johnson before free agency opens on Wednesday.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:02 am

Bob Wojnowski@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:07 am

Quit quoting that picture! God damn man. That shit is nightmare fuel.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:16 am

LooseGoose wrote:
Nordic wrote:I'm liking what this Firestone is bringing to the table.

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


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Post by Heat Miser on Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:56 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Bob Wojnowski@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.

Two of the best players in the history of the game (Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson), a generation apart, choose to retire in their primes rather than continue subjecting themselves to the ongoing buffoonery that is the Detroit Lions. What an embarrassment.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:03 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

It's disturbing that you're thinking of fucking her.


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Post by tGreenWay on Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:28 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Quit quoting that picture! God damn man. That shit is nightmare fuel.


Martha or Wojo? His looks like a hungry thumb with back hair.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:29 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Quit quoting that picture! God damn man. That shit is nightmare fuel.


Martha or Wojo? His looks like a hungry thumb with back hair.

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Post by tGreenWay on Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:33 pm

Heat Miser wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Bob Wojnowski@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.

Two of the best players in the history of the game (Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson), a generation apart, choose to retire in their primes rather than continue subjecting themselves to the ongoing buffoonery that is the Detroit Lions. What an embarrassment.


Complete waste of HOF talent, but I'm glad they went out mostly with their health intact. In CJ's case, he had a much more informed decision. All the talk about CTE has to weigh on a player.

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Post by tGreenWay on Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:34 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


Martha or Wojo? His looks like a hungry thumb with back hair.

:)


BTW, If it turns out you're actually Wojo, I want my money back. No way you haven't already eaten a case of Life cereal.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Wally Fairway on Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:36 pm

I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

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Post by tGreenWay on Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:53 pm

Wally Fairway wrote:I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

Those names don't ring a bell. Now that you mention it, I wonder if Bob from Sunfield would like to post in this thread.

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Post by Nordic on Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:16 pm

Heat Miser wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Bob Wojnowski@bobwojnowski 18s18 seconds ago
And there it is, Lions announce Calvin Johnson has retired.

Two of the best players in the history of the game (Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson), a generation apart, choose to retire in their primes rather than continue subjecting themselves to the ongoing buffoonery that is the Detroit Lions. What an embarrassment.

I wouldn't call Calvin in his prime.
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Post by Nordic on Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:17 pm

Wally Fairway wrote:I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

Bump for Roary

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Post by kingstonlake on Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:20 pm

I'll say it.

Not worth the money he was paid over his career. Not his fault though. Ford family. Sigh.
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Post by LooseGoose on Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:56 am

Megatron replaced. Just that easy.

Report: Marvin Jones to sign with Detroit Lions

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Post by Wally Fairway on Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:25 pm

Nordic wrote:
Wally Fairway wrote:I'm waiting for Roary to post, but he may have died due to his Lions addiction.

Actually he probably posts here, and on tOther board, but I have no idea what name he posts as. Him, tKid, zippy, pax - do any of them post on either of these shit boards?

Bump for Roary

WBH
No shit (maybe I knew heard that and wasn't sure, maybe I'm getting Oldzheimers)

Good to see he has picked up better hobby - cooking the Q


Where are all those other tFur fuks?

I'm guessing middle aged, married, with kids & not time for internet fuckery
(except monkey who trolls around once in a while, keeping it real)

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Post by LooseGoose on Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:28 pm

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 5m5 minutes ago
Detroit is re-signing Haloti Ngata to a 2-year deal, per source.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:36 pm

LooseGoose wrote:Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 5m5 minutes ago
Detroit is re-signing Haloti Ngata to a 2-year deal, per source.

Resigned? I barely remember him being on the team last year.

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