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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-04-28, 16:16

Now that it's over $300 million again it seems it would be worth winning.

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Post by Rocinante on 2016-04-28, 16:36

Let's do this!!!

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2016-04-28, 17:53

Didnt Ty already win
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Post by Rocinante on 2016-04-28, 17:59

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Didnt Ty already win

Holy shit that's why he quit the board. Motherfucker!

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2016-04-28, 18:12

This should be enough for me to finally afford my G6. Hey guys, if I buy the jet, will you guys pay for gas for Swill sponsored road trips?
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Post by The Pantry on 2016-04-28, 21:50

Bought some Fantasy 5 tickets on the way home. Pot is over $500K tonight
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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-05-07, 21:59

OTPT - Dopers unite!! $420 million powerball tonight.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-05-08, 15:26

Some son of a bitch in New Jersey took $429 Million from me last night.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-05-08, 15:31

Probably related to gHost.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-01, 12:06

Drawing for Friday @ $251 Million......

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-04, 11:30

Fuck me running, I'm glad I wasn't in Niles a couple weeks ago.

Michigan man wins $1 million on mistake lottery ticket

NILES, Mich. — A simple mistake turned out to be very lucky for a Niles man who won a $1 million Mega Millions prize from the Michigan Lottery.

Richard Hopper Sr., 69, matched the five white balls drawn — 18, 41, 50, 68, and 70 — in Friday's drawing to win the $1 million prize. He bought his winning ticket at the Sunrise Sunset Party Store, located at 1009 Huntly Road in Niles.

"When I stopped to buy my Mega Millions ticket, the clerk said he had accidentally printed an easy pick for another player who didn't want the ticket, and asked if I wanted to buy it or if I wanted another ticket," said Hopper. "I decided to buy the ticket that had already been printed off and boy, am I glad I did."

When Hopper checked his ticket Saturday morning, he thought he'd won $100,000.

"When I was looking at the winning numbers, I remember thinking 'boy, those look familiar,'" said Hopper. "At first I thought I had won $100,000 and I was pleasantly surprised when I learned I had really won $1 million.


BTW - Megamillions rolled over last night, $260Million on Tuesday.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-10, 14:57

$280-$300 Million tonight.

Get your tickets while you can.

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Post by InTenSity on 2016-06-10, 14:59

LooseGoose wrote:$280-$300 Million tonight.

Get your tickets while you can.
Will they run out?

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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-10, 15:01

Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-10, 15:03

InTenSity wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:$280-$300 Million tonight.

Get your tickets while you can.
Will they run out?

lol, that's not the proper spirit.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-10, 15:06

tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat.  I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.  

I'd buy Tanny the TwoTrack Inn just so he'd STFU.


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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-10, 18:04

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat.  I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.  

I'd buy Tanny the TwoTrack Inn just so he'd STFU.



I've come to the conclusion that everyone will want cash, anyway. All yall can buy whatever you want. I might draw straws and the loser gets the cash equivalent in a Family Dollar gift card.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2016-06-10, 18:58

tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-06-10, 18:59

tGreenWay wrote:Nice. I'd share some of my winnings with you losers. I'd buy Turtleneck a Chevy and DWags a hat. I'd get OTPT a few sessions with a sobriety counselor.

This is how imma ponder my afternoon away. What to get the asshats on tSwill.


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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2016-06-11, 22:08

A nice start to a memorabilia collection after winning

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Post by The Pantry on 2016-06-11, 22:15

CORNER BLITZ wrote:A nice start to a memorabilia collection after winning

https://m.invaluable.com/#lot/b504fe987d
WTF...?

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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2016-06-11, 22:57

Greatest player of a generation bro
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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-12, 01:59

CORNER BLITZ wrote:A nice start to a memorabilia collection after winning

https://m.invaluable.com/#lot/b504fe987d


Tony Montana had better taste than you.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-14, 17:03

Just a reminder - $293 million tonight. Enough to buy a 1,000 year membership to the Swill.

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Post by Rocinante on 2016-06-14, 17:52

LooseGoose wrote:Just a reminder - $293 million tonight. Enough to buy a 1,000 year membership to the Swill.

293,000 a year seems a little steep.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-14, 18:15

Rocinante wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Just a reminder - $293 million tonight. Enough to buy a 1,000 year membership to the Swill.

293,000 a year seems a little steep.

It wouldn't seem so bad if our Twitter account was better.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-15, 23:46

No winner - $310 Million at least on Friday.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-22, 00:06

333 Million drawing tonight - grab your tickets. Maybe someone can win and fund a better twitter account?



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Post by The Pantry on 2016-06-22, 00:43

Started a little pool at work...only 5 in at $5 apiece. $32M each after lump sum and taxes.

Fuck Roc and his shitty twittering
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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-22, 13:37

Rolls over to $363 million for Friday, though someone from Michigan was one of two people to win $1 million in this drawing.

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2016-06-22, 13:54

Hard pass. I only play when the pot gets to $1 billion.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-25, 11:13

No winners, rolls over to $390 million for Tuesday.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-06-28, 13:32

Sitting at $390 million now, might make it to $400 by tonight's drawing.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-07-06, 01:23

$454 Million for tonight.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-07-06, 12:11

No winner last night, starting out at $508 million for Friday night. Probably will end higher.

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Post by DWags on 2016-07-06, 14:00

LooseGoose wrote:No winner last night, starting out at $508 million for Friday night. Probably will end higher.

If I win Friday, every poster on the swill who has over 5,000 posts gets a free trip all expenses paid to whatever bowl we're in.

Start posting.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2016-07-06, 14:04

jesus disapproves of gambling so I won't be participating.

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Post by DWags on 2016-07-06, 14:07

Robert J Sakimano wrote:jesus disapproves of gambling so I won't be participating.


You don't think he gambled that Pontius Pilate would look the other way?

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2016-07-06, 14:08

DWags wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:jesus disapproves of gambling so I won't be participating.


You don't think he gambled that Pontius Pilate would look the other way?
Sorry, I'm not familiar with Harry Potter, either.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-07-06, 17:23

Those of you who played and came up short didn't want it bad enough.

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