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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-27, 14:00

Bump for $458M tonight
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Post by I.B. Fine on 2018-03-27, 14:15

LooseGoose wrote:Bump for $458M tonight

So how much you throwin' down, Goose?
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-27, 14:26

I.B. Fine wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Bump for $458M tonight

So how much you throwin' down, Goose?

I'm thinking 5 tickets, $10.

It'll be one fewer bag of seeds for the birdies unless I win.
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Post by I.B. Fine on 2018-03-27, 14:39

Odds of hitting 5 numbers plus the Mega Ball (5+1): 1 in 258,890,850
The odds of becoming a lightning victim in the U.S. in any one year is 1 in 700,000
That's 370 lightning hits to one MegaMillions jackpot  

I'll probably drop a few bucks, too, but it really is the stupid tax.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-27, 14:45

I.B. Fine wrote:Odds of hitting 5 numbers plus the Mega Ball (5+1): 1 in 258,890,850
The odds of becoming a lightning victim in the U.S. in any one year is 1 in 700,000
That's 370 lightning hits to one MegaMillions jackpot  

I'll probably drop a few bucks, too, but it really is the stupid tax.

Yes, it is so I make sure to pay my share.
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Post by DWags on 2018-03-27, 14:55

I.B. Fine wrote:Odds of hitting 5 numbers plus the Mega Ball (5+1): 1 in 258,890,850
The odds of becoming a lightning victim in the U.S. in any one year is 1 in 700,000
That's 370 lightning hits to one MegaMillions jackpot  

I'll probably drop a few bucks, too, but it really is the stupid tax.


That's what I hate about myself.  I can't help myself from playing it.  I don't know why I do other than if I don't, I have even less of a chance of winning.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-27, 15:47

DWags wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:Odds of hitting 5 numbers plus the Mega Ball (5+1): 1 in 258,890,850
The odds of becoming a lightning victim in the U.S. in any one year is 1 in 700,000
That's 370 lightning hits to one MegaMillions jackpot  

I'll probably drop a few bucks, too, but it really is the stupid tax.


That's what I hate about myself.  I can't help myself from playing it.  I don't know why I do other than if I don't, I have even less of a chance of winning.

Hell it's cheap fun to dream silly dreams.   My rule is only to waste the $$ when it's over $200M.  ;-)

Here's this week's dream - If I win the jackpot tonight we'll do an all expenses paid Swill meetup at Maui in 2019.  We'll dominate some beach with our cut bodies.
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Post by I.B. Fine on 2018-03-27, 15:49

Hana 2019
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Post by MSU addict on 2018-03-28, 08:20

You are slipping Goose....

No winner, Friday's Mega Millions drawing is $502 million.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-28, 08:32

MSU addict wrote:You are slipping Goose....

No winner, Friday's Mega Millions drawing is $502 million.

lol, sorry man. With that kind of $$ we could all live like Wags - new boots, new hats and Hamms on tap 24/7.
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Post by I.B. Fine on 2018-03-28, 16:01

This is the sort of story they use to lure us all in...
An 18-year-old buys her first lottery ticket and wins $1,000 a week -- for life
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-30, 13:02

Up to $521M but no reason for any of you to buy a ticket, just had the little cutie at the store assure me I was winning.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-03-30, 15:50

LooseGoose wrote:Up to $521M but no reason for any of you to buy a ticket, just had the little cutie at the store assure me I was winning.

Whichever one of us wins must commit to the Giant Spartan Statue. If the University won’t allow it on campus grounds, then land must be purchased as close as possible to the stadium with an idea toward making it a destination spot. Call it Sparta.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-30, 16:27

The statue is a must.  

I propose we also commit to purchase the Swill Fishing/Hunting camp.   200 acres at the confluence of the North Branch and the Mainstream of the Ausable River.

Swill Lodge



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Post by Rocinante on 2018-03-30, 16:29

This is a hilarious clip.

Riverdance Mega Millions shit show

"DO IT FOR THE LOTTO"

I think she's a Michigander. She sure has the accent.
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Post by DWags on 2018-03-30, 16:45

LooseGoose wrote:The statue is a must.  

I propose we also commit to purchase the Swill Fishing/Hunting camp.   200 acres at the confluence of the North Branch and the Mainstream of the Ausable River.

Swill Lodge




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Post by Rocinante on 2018-03-30, 17:08

I want to know more about the floodplain in down there. Can we build a deck without having to get a damn army corps permit? If we're going to make this gaddamn thing usable it's going to need a walkway, a boat launch and a deck. gaddamn goose. You want us living like hill people?
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-30, 17:16

Rocinante wrote:I want to know more about the floodplain in down there.  Can we build a deck without having to get a damn army corps permit?  If we're going to make this gaddamn thing usable it's going to need a walkway, a boat launch and a deck.  gaddamn goose.  You want us living like hill people?

We'll have $500M, we can easily buy the locals off.  ;-)

Plus we'll have the sweet conference room to decide important things.

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Post by DWags on 2018-03-30, 18:08

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I want to know more about the floodplain in down there.  Can we build a deck without having to get a damn army corps permit?  If we're going to make this gaddamn thing usable it's going to need a walkway, a boat launch and a deck.  gaddamn goose.  You want us living like hill people?

We'll have $500M, we can easily buy the locals off.  ;-)

Plus we'll have the sweet conference room to decide important things.


You spelled "getting high as hell" wrong
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Post by Tim Wakefield on 2018-03-30, 18:11

LooseGoose wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I want to know more about the floodplain in down there.  Can we build a deck without having to get a damn army corps permit?  If we're going to make this gaddamn thing usable it's going to need a walkway, a boat launch and a deck.  gaddamn goose.  You want us living like hill people?

We'll have $500M, we can easily buy the locals off.  ;-)

Plus we'll have the sweet conference room to decide important things.


This conference room is our ticket to big-time internet status
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-03-30, 18:18

LooseGoose wrote:The statue is a must.  

I propose we also commit to purchase the Swill Fishing/Hunting camp.   200 acres at the confluence of the North Branch and the Mainstream of the Ausable River.

Swill Lodge




Count me in.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-03-30, 18:20

Naw.  That place is too bland for us ballers.  Would have to bulldoze it and build from scratch.  Something more like this

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Post by DWags on 2018-03-30, 18:21

tGreenWay wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:The statue is a must.  

I propose we also commit to purchase the Swill Fishing/Hunting camp.   200 acres at the confluence of the North Branch and the Mainstream of the Ausable River.

Swill Lodge




Count me in.

Did you  buy a fucking ticket you cheap sonofabitches?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-03-30, 18:51

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Count me in.

Did you  buy a fucking ticket you cheap sonofabitches?

I’ll get to it.
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Post by MSU addict on 2018-03-30, 19:35

LooseGoose wrote:
Plus we'll have the sweet conference room to decide important things.

Ima thinking we might have to upgrade the multi media presentation capabilities.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-30, 19:45

MSU addict wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:
Plus we'll have the sweet conference room to decide important things.

Ima thinking we might have to upgrade the multi media presentation capabilities.

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Post by The Pantry on 2018-03-30, 20:02

MSU addict wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:
Plus we'll have the sweet conference room to decide important things.

Ima thinking we might have to upgrade the multi media presentation capabilities.  
Plus, lame  conference room table and uncomfortable seating.  Hideous shade of green.  Poor finish carpentry.  Crappy window treatments.

The place is a dump.  Again, bulldoze and start over. I volunteer to work with the architect and do the general contracting.
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Post by MSU addict on 2018-03-30, 20:48

The Pantry wrote:
MSU addict wrote:

Ima thinking we might have to upgrade the multi media presentation capabilities.  
Plus, lame  conference room table....
Are you serious? That table is perfect for butchering deer. We gotta keep that.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-03-30, 21:16

MSU addict wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Plus, lame  conference room table....
Are you serious? That table is perfect for butchering deer. We gotta keep that.
Fine. We'll keep it as long as it gets moved to the guest pole barn on the other side of the property.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-03-30, 21:35

Shit, I have to go grab one.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-03-30, 21:35

Ticket, I mean.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-03-30, 21:44

tGreenWay wrote:Ticket, I mean.
You can buy them online, ya know
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Post by aualum06 on 2018-03-30, 22:30

Someone buy me a ticket? Thanks
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-31, 08:10

The Russians must have hacked MM, 8AM and still no announcement on whether there was a winner.
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Post by DWags on 2018-03-31, 08:35

LooseGoose wrote:The Russians must have hacked MM, 8AM and still no announcement on whether there was a winner.

If tGreenway won we’re having the biggest bash ever at his house. Or Bob’s.
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Post by DWags on 2018-03-31, 08:36

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Ticket, I mean.
You can buy them online, ya know

I really didn’t know.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-03-31, 08:36

Nope....our only hope is TempeTantrum....

1 winner in New Jersey.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-03-31, 11:43

Why is it always fucking New Jersey?
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Post by SawGreen on 2018-03-31, 12:08

The Pantry wrote:Why is it always fucking New Jersey?

This. I just checked, and after this drawing, I think 3 of the top 10 jackpots had winning tickets in New Jersey. Hmmmmm

http://www.megamillions.com/history-of-the-game
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-04-13, 12:34

$553M jackpot winner is N.J. food production manager

Richard Wahl was introduced Friday during a news conference at lottery headquarters. The 47-year-old production manager at a northern New Jersey food services facility took the cash option worth $220.7 million, after taxes.

Wahl bought the sole winning ticket for the March 30 jackpot at a Lukoil station. He says he’s not a regular lottery player and has only purchased tickets a few times.

He said he moved from Michigan to Vernon, New Jersey, last July for work reasons,
but didn’t provide further details.
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