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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 19:31

Citing her company's problems, Forbes says it has sharply revised its estimate of the net worth of Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes. One year after Holmes topped the magazine's list of the wealthiest self-made women with a worth of $4.5 billion, Forbes now values her fortune at "nothing."
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/01/480342075/net-worth-of-theranos-elizabeth-holmes-plunges-to-0-in-new-forbes-estimate

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-06-01, 19:33

She wants noting to do with a disgusting monster like yourself.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 19:35

Well she is certainly not interested in you and your shitty modding.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-06-01, 19:36

Turtleneck wrote:Well she is certainly not interested in you and your shitty modding.

I'm not the one begging for a date on an unknown message board.

Maybe if you became a regular at Reddit or something you could impress her. Worth a shot to try it.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 19:42

I think I am pretty established here, Travis. Nobody knows me on Reddit. Plus Reddit has a terrible layout and is hard to look at.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2016-06-01, 19:46

I'm shocked that poster Turtleneck has the hots for a penniless woman in a turtleneck.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2016-06-01, 19:48

Chicks be shoppin'.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 19:49

Floyd Robertson wrote:I'm shocked that poster Turtleneck has the hots for a penniless woman in a turtleneck.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-06-01, 19:49

Turtleneck wrote:I think I am pretty established here, Travis. Nobody knows me on Reddit. Plus Reddit has a terrible layout and is hard to look at.

If you go over there and really commit yourself to being permanently there and not here in sure you'll be a regular in no time. Once that happens it's easy street to nailing that hobo woman you want to nail.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 19:53

I think she will find me here, Travis.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-06-01, 19:58

Turtleneck wrote:I think she will find me here, Travis.

Not when I ban her. #suckitneck

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 20:00

Stop ruining the thread. She is going to think we are all nuts because of you.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-06-01, 20:01

I'm going to ban your deadbeat girlfriend turtleneck.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 20:03

Leave my GF out of this. Thank you.
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Post by Rocinante on 2016-06-01, 22:24

I would bone her.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-01, 22:58

Rocinante wrote:I would bone her.

Show some respect, Roc. She is not interested in you anyway.
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Post by Code_Warrior on 2016-06-01, 23:57

Turtleneck wrote:Stop ruining the thread. She is going to think we are all nuts because of you.
She looks like she's a psycho beatnick. There is a music box playing in the background wherever she goes and she speaks in haiku.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-02, 01:29

Take her. I call dibs on Marissa Mayer. She wants me.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove on 2016-06-02, 07:22









Don't get me wrong - I'd still fuck her. I've done far far worse.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-08, 11:21

Hi, everybody. Thanks for ruining this for me. She clearly read the thread and got freaked out.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-06-08, 11:23

You're too good for that begging hobo anyway turtleneck. Have some standards man.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-08, 12:55

I'm still waiting for Marissa to call. She's probably waiting for her husband to leave the hotel penthouse residence.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2016-06-09, 18:34

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Post by Clarett's Folly on 2016-06-09, 18:48

tGreenWay wrote:I'm still waiting for Marissa to call. She's probably waiting for her husband to leave the hotel penthouse residence.

That and the 9 degrees of Aspergers she has.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-09, 19:08

Clarett's Folly wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'm still waiting for Marissa to call. She's probably waiting for her husband to leave the hotel penthouse residence.

That and the 9 degrees of Aspergers she has.


Fine by me. I'll redirect her focus and attention on my dick. She can spend hours looking at and playing with it, while her minions make her another couple of million.

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Post by Clarett's Folly on 2016-06-09, 19:10

tGreenWay wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

That and the 9 degrees of Aspergers she has.


Fine by me. I'll redirect her focus and attention on my dick. She can spend hours looking at and playing with it, while her minions make her another couple of million.

Hahaha!!
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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-09, 19:19

tGreenWay wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

That and the 9 degrees of Aspergers she has.


Fine by me. I'll redirect her focus and attention on my dick. She can spend hours looking at and playing with it, while her minions make her another couple of million.  

Considering it will take hours to find it, I doubt she ever gets to the playing with it stage.

Hi, Elizabeth. I am not crude like Greenway. Let me know about the coffee. I'm buying!!!!
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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-09, 19:54

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


Fine by me. I'll redirect her focus and attention on my dick. She can spend hours looking at and playing with it, while her minions make her another couple of million.  

Considering it will take hours to find it, I doubt she ever gets to the playing with it stage.

Hi, Elizabeth. I am not crude like Greenway. Let me know about the coffee. I'm buying!!!!


As long as she's fumbling around down there, I don't care if she gets lost for days.

Since you're waiting in this thread for a call from Skeletor, I mean Elizabeth, will you please forward Marissa's call to my cell? Thanks a pantsful.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-09, 20:04

Why are making fun of Elizabeth? Not cool. Will fight you.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-09, 20:20

Turtleneck wrote:Why are making fun of Elizabeth? Not cool. Will fight you.

Did Marisa call?

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-09, 20:55

Yes. I told her to call Bob's cell and he would walk a message over to your house. Bob does not have a cell. Not sure how that is going to work.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-09, 21:23

Turtleneck wrote:Yes. I told her to call Bob's cell and he would walk a message over to your house. Bob does not have a cell. Not sure how that is going to work.

Bob and I have a thing we call Text Club, but it's like you said, he has to walk his messages over, so I have him knock on my door using a series of dots and dashes to represent all the letters of the alphabet. I don't have the heart to tell him it's morse code. He thinks he's so cool.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2016-06-14, 08:13

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-14, 10:16

None of this matters to me. Thanks for messing things up, Travis.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-06-14, 10:17

Has Marissa called? Some of you fucks are lousy at taking messages. Thanks a lot, Travis.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-06-14, 10:33

tGreenWay wrote:Has Marissa called? Some of you fucks are lousy at taking messages. Thanks a lot, Travis.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2016-07-14, 14:28

The hell with Elizabeth Holmes, I think I found the hottest woman in technology.  Meet Dona Sarkar, the head of the Windows Insider Program at Microsoft. She's probably even worth more than that penniless Holmes.



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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-01-09, 18:04

tGreenWay wrote:Has Marissa called?  Some of you fucks are lousy at taking messages. Thanks a lot, Travis.  


She might be calling  soon, with the extra spare time there'll be no excuse.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-01-09, 18:10

Floyd Robertson wrote:The hell with Elizabeth Holmes, I think I found the hottest woman in technology.  Meet Dona Sarkar, the head of the Windows Insider Program at Microsoft. She's probably even worth more than that penniless Holmes.




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