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Post by Tim Wakefield on September 1st 2016, 10:41 am

This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on September 1st 2016, 10:44 am

Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Bang her again.

Leave.
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Post by tGreenWay on September 1st 2016, 10:52 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Bang her again.

Leave.

This. It ain't hard to figure out. You're making it hard. And now I'm just trying to figure out many times I can use the word hard in a discussion about sex.

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Post by tGreenWay on September 1st 2016, 10:52 am

Also, nice humble brag.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on September 1st 2016, 11:00 am

Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now
tell Blanche's mom tSwill says "hello"..

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Post by Tim Wakefield on September 1st 2016, 11:00 am

tGreenWay wrote:Also, nice humble brag.

Wink

She's gone. That felt like an entire fuckin day of waiting

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Post by LooseGoose on September 1st 2016, 11:00 am

Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Jeezus....to be in college and have problems like this again.

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Post by Tim Wakefield on September 1st 2016, 11:06 am

Now I can safely tear up from that opening day football post I read somewhere


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Post by Triple Sparty on September 1st 2016, 11:10 am

We cannot mention the RCMB. This thread needs to be merged now.
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Post by tGreenWay on September 1st 2016, 1:04 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Jeezus....to be in college and have problems like this again.

He's sitting in class right now still smelling like her, and all the guys around will be like... do I smell familiar?

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Post by The Pantry on September 1st 2016, 5:24 pm

What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"? It makes no sense. Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.
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Post by LooseGoose on September 1st 2016, 5:29 pm

The Pantry wrote:What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"?  It makes no sense.  Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.

Ken Mannie's saying - all over the football complex.

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Post by tGreenWay on September 1st 2016, 5:39 pm

The Pantry wrote:What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"? It makes no sense. Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.

Proverbs, you fucking heathen.

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Post by The Pantry on September 1st 2016, 6:03 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"? It makes no sense. Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.

Proverbs, you fucking heathen.
Not my fault whomever wrote that didn't know what the fuck they were talking about
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on September 2nd 2016, 8:25 am

Inside Hermine? You have my attention.

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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on September 3rd 2016, 5:33 pm

There's a pimple right on the inside lip of my nose. Can't get the fucker to pop and it's one of those painful types. Was thinking about cutting a triangle section out to get rid of it, but noses are bleeders. Besides, my wife would object and I want some sugar this weekend.

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Post by The Pantry on September 4th 2016, 10:31 pm

Rather strange evening. Didn't really want to play FF this season but offered to even the team number at another forum if needed maybe a month ago.

Saw a PM from the league commissioner about 4pm today asking if I still wanted to play and that they needed someone to even it at 10 teams. Agreed and asked when the draft was. His reply was 6pm this evening.

Have played this league 3 times. Got to the championship game 3 times. Lost all 3 of those games.

Drafted #9 and my team sucks with only 2 hours to prepare. Should have never agreed to this.
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Post by tGreenWay on September 5th 2016, 3:01 pm

My wife discovered there was a Downton Abbey marathon all weekend. That show has been on every one of her waking hours since Friday night.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on September 6th 2016, 9:29 am

tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?


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Post by tGreenWay on September 6th 2016, 10:11 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?


That was worth watching all five minutes. I'm just glad my honey bunny was wearing her sexiest top, because I haven't heard from the cops since then.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on September 6th 2016, 3:05 pm

My head hurts.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on September 6th 2016, 3:29 pm

My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on September 6th 2016, 3:48 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?


Take it out of your butt
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on September 6th 2016, 3:52 pm

it's hot in East Lansing.

I hate the heat.

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on September 6th 2016, 3:56 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?


Take it out of your butt


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Post by Floyd Robertson on September 6th 2016, 4:20 pm

Hershey's came out with a new flavor in their miniatures. Special Dark Crisped Rice.  Not bad at all.
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Post by tGreenWay on September 6th 2016, 4:58 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Hershey's came out with a new flavor in their miniatures. Special Dark Crisped Rice.  Not bad at all.

IOW, Nestle's Crunch Dark?

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Post by tGreenWay on September 6th 2016, 4:59 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?


Take it out of your butt

I don't know, seems more like muscle memory from all that holiday weekend fapping.

Edit: He just has to fix the glitch.


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Post by Turtleneck on September 6th 2016, 5:02 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?


I know her favorite college football team.
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Post by Turtleneck on September 6th 2016, 5:12 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?


Because of this video, I know who stole that guys canopy.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on September 6th 2016, 5:18 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Hershey's came out with a new flavor in their miniatures. Special Dark Crisped Rice.  Not bad at all.

IOW, Nestle's Crunch Dark?

I think they might have been sued if they called it Hershey's Crunch Dark.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on September 6th 2016, 5:44 pm

Post festival blues are the worst.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on September 6th 2016, 5:45 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Post festival blues are the worst.

Help
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Post by Turtleneck on September 6th 2016, 5:51 pm

Have you touched yourself?
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Post by LooseGoose on September 6th 2016, 5:52 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Post festival blues are the worst.

Help

Smoke dope.

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Post by tGreenWay on September 6th 2016, 5:59 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?


I know her favorite college football team.

Trump U?

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Post by tGreenWay on September 6th 2016, 6:01 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

IOW, Nestle's Crunch Dark?

I think they might have been sued if they called it Hershey's Crunch Dark.

How about Hershey's Crunchy Dark? Or Hershey's Dark Crunch?

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Post by Turtleneck on September 6th 2016, 6:20 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I know her favorite college football team.

Trump U?

Harbaugh U
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Post by LooseGoose on September 6th 2016, 6:29 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Trump U?

Harbaugh U

Laureate International Universities

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Post by Turtleneck on September 6th 2016, 6:35 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Harbaugh U

Laureate International Universities

No, I am pretty sure she is a UM fan.
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