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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2016-10-04, 12:05

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/macomb-county/2016/10/03/clown-siting-clinton-township/91508862/

I am not a violent man but if I see a creepy clown I'm going to do some serious damage to the skull of one of these dumb kids thinking this is a funny prank.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-04, 12:14

Why?

I do not understand the reaction to creepy clowns. There is no law against dressing up like a clown. Were you scared of clowns before it was made popular by Seinfeld? Were you scared of clowns before it was cool to be scared of clowns?
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Post by Death Roe on 2016-10-04, 12:18

I think we can establish that Turtleneck is one of the creepy clowns.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2016-10-04, 12:23

Tell you what Turtleneck. I won't react negatively to a creepy clown and you can come over to my house every night at bedtime and help my kids get to sleep for the next decade.

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Post by gHost Spartan on 2016-10-04, 12:26

Turtleneck wrote:Why?

I do not understand the reaction to creepy clowns. There is no law against dressing up like a clown. Were you scared of clowns before it was made popular by Seinfeld? Were you scared of clowns before it was cool to be scared of clowns?

This exactly. Until Seinfeld no one was ever scared of clowns. Hell, John Wayne Gacy dressed like a clown and lured dozens of unsuspected children into his home. Seinfeld made it cool to be afraid of clowns and since then there's been this anti-clown movement. How are clowns even remotely scary? I laugh when I see that shit.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-10-04, 12:32

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/macomb-county/2016/10/03/clown-siting-clinton-township/91508862/

I am not a violent man but if I see a creepy clown I'm going to do some serious damage to the skull of one of these dumb kids thinking this is a funny prank.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-10-04, 12:53

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/macomb-county/2016/10/03/clown-siting-clinton-township/91508862/

I am not a violent man but if I see a creepy clown I'm going to do some serious damage to the skull of one of these dumb kids thinking this is a funny prank.

Unless it's on your property, if the person is simply dressed like a clown but otherwise doing nothing, you'll be spending time in jail or prison.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-04, 15:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Tell you what Turtleneck. I won't react negatively to a creepy clown and you can come over to my house every night at bedtime and help my kids get to sleep for the next decade.

Maybe your kids should be in bed before creepy clown hours.

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Post by CheesySpartan on 2016-10-04, 17:20

Fuckin Clinton.........township

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2016-10-04, 17:24

Are we sure they aren't just juggalos?
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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-10-04, 19:01

David Beard ‏@dabeard 8h8 hours ago
Police in Utah advise: No matter how creepy, please don't shoot random clowns http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/police-in-utah-recommend-against-shooting-random-clowns … @OMGrundhauser


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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-04, 19:56

Some very important info on the clown phenomenon in the video at the link below. Sightings reported in the video are near Lake County. Desegregation might be the reason for the clown phenomenon.

http://www.9and10news.com/story/33307326/creepy-clowns-reported-in-several-northern-michigan-counties
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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-10-04, 20:00

Turtleneck wrote:Some very important info on the clown phenomenon in the video at the link below. Sightings reported in the video are near Lake County. Desegregation might be the reason for the clown phenomenon.

http://www.9and10news.com/story/33307326/creepy-clowns-reported-in-several-northern-michigan-counties

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Post by CheesySpartan on 2016-10-04, 20:04

Turtleneck wrote:Some very important info on the clown phenomenon in the video at the link below. Sightings reported in the video are near Lake County. Desegregation might be the reason for the clown phenomenon.

http://www.9and10news.com/story/33307326/creepy-clowns-reported-in-several-northern-michigan-counties

LMFAO

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-04, 20:05

Hey clowns, you're living in poverty, your clown schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58% of your clown youth is unemployed -- what the hell do you have to lose?

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Post by DWags on 2016-10-04, 20:10

Yeah fuck that, Id kill one of these guys.


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Post by CheesySpartan on 2016-10-04, 20:14

Turtleneck wrote:Hey clowns, you're living in poverty, your clown schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58% of your clown youth is unemployed -- what the hell do you have to lose?

ClownLivesMatter?

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-04, 20:14

Could it be....


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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2016-10-04, 22:33

Creepy clowns have now been spotted in Troy, armed with a baseball bat.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-04, 22:34

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Creepy clowns have now been spotted in Troy, armed with a baseball bat.

They have to be armed. They can't lead their creepy clown lives without people like you threatening them. Creepy Clowns have a right to defend themselves.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2016-10-04, 22:37

Turtleneck wrote:Some very important info on the clown phenomenon in the video at the link below. Sightings reported in the video are near Lake County. Desegregation might be the reason for the clown phenomenon.

http://www.9and10news.com/story/33307326/creepy-clowns-reported-in-several-northern-michigan-counties

Ok I laughed out loud at the reporter/anchor showing up with clown makeup on during one of the cuts.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2016-10-04, 22:38

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Creepy clowns have now been spotted in Troy, armed with a baseball bat.

They have to be armed. They can't lead their creepy clown lives without people like you threatening them. Creepy Clowns have a right to defend themselves.

I'm kind of praying one of these clown clowns tries to scare me and chase me. I will stuff his squeaky oversized shoes and squirting corset up his clown anus.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-04, 22:41

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

They have to be armed. They can't lead their creepy clown lives without people like you threatening them. Creepy Clowns have a right to defend themselves.

I'm kind of praying one of these clown clowns tries to scare me and chase me. I will stuff his squeaky oversized shoes and squirting corset up his clown anus.

No you won't. You will probably scream a little and then run home.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2016-10-04, 22:49

This phenomenon actually makes me a little bit irrationally angry. I would see humor in it but people are too dumb to realize that there are potential real life consequences. Aside from scaring the crap out of my kids.... Someone is going to get shot, and I would bet money on that. Either way I'm gonna teach one of these punk idiots a lesson with a swift kick to the nuts and a right uppercut if they cross my path.
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Post by kingstonlake on 2016-10-04, 22:57

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This phenomenon actually makes me a little bit irrationally angry. I would see humor in it but people are too dumb to realize that there are potential real life consequences. Aside from scaring the crap out of my kids.... Someone is going to get shot, and I would bet money on that. Either way I'm gonna teach one of these punk idiots a lesson with a swift kick to the nuts and a right uppercut if they cross my path.

Damn. You're not clowning around.
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Post by tTy on 2016-10-04, 22:59

This is why I carry.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2016-10-04, 23:02

tTy wrote:This is why I carry.

For clowns?
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Post by tTy on 2016-10-04, 23:47

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tTy wrote:This is why I carry.

For clowns?

"clowns" is a pretty generic term, but, yeah... I'd shoot a motherfuckin "clown" right in the motherfucking face if I were assaulted by one.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-10-04, 23:59

So many anti-clown badasses. I'm just thankful Bozo didn't live long enough to see all this clown hate.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-05, 00:01

tTy wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

For clowns?

"clowns" is a pretty generic term, but, yeah... I'd shoot a motherfuckin "clown" right in the motherfucking face if I were assaulted by one.

You wouldn't have time to grab your gun before you were knocked the F out.




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Post by I.B. Fine on 2016-10-05, 08:20

What's the big deal, there's been clowns running Detroit for years.

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Post by I.B. Fine on 2016-10-05, 08:24

Speaking of creepy clowns.....affraid

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-10-05, 09:31

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Creepy clowns have now been spotted in Troy, armed with a baseball bat.

Do you consider nonClowns carrying a baseball bat "armed"?


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Post by Turtleneck on 2016-10-05, 10:16

LooseGoose wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Creepy clowns have now been spotted in Troy, armed with a baseball bat.

Do you consider nonClowns carrying a baseball bat "armed"?


Clownist.

Clowns have rights, too!


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2016-10-05, 10:43

I.B. Fine wrote:Speaking of creepy clowns.....affraid

I'm shocked that drudge tried to pass an onion photoshop as real. SHOCKED

http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2016/10/05/20161005_021305.htm

http://www.theonion.com/article/giddy-tim-kaine-presses-face-against-campaign-bus--53536

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2016-10-05, 10:56

They've got guns now.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2016/10/05/clown-mask-walgreens/91600598/


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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-10-05, 10:59

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:They've got guns now.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2016/10/05/clown-mask-walgreens/91600598/



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Post by tGreenWay on 2016-10-05, 11:00

News Anchor: "Police believe the robber might have been wearing a clown mask over his face paint."

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Post by LooseGoose on 2016-10-05, 14:09

Buncha damned sissies in the city. Scared of clowns.

Troy Police Post Stern Message To Clowns Amid Sightings, Scares Nationwide


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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2016-10-05, 14:34

I'll pop a muthaf**kin' cap in a muthaf**kin' clown-ass if he be rollin' up on me all all goofy and sh*t.. muthafuckin' Bobby Sak don't be playin' when it come to that muthafuckin' sh*t, dawg.

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