Re: Need quick advice: Shorts or jeans for my day in New York City today?

by **Death Roe** Thu 18 May 2017 - 8:59

Cargo shorts with pockets

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu 18 May 2017 - 9:07

Man romper. It's all the rage.

by **DWags** Thu 18 May 2017 - 9:09

Both. Cut your jeans off yourself.

by Guest Thu 18 May 2017 - 9:21

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Man romper. It's all the rage.

I've bought 3, it's amazing the reaction from women.
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by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 18 May 2017 - 9:25

Jean shorts. Why compromise in life?

by **DWags** Thu 18 May 2017 - 9:29

Jean shorts. So good on women so stupid on men

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by **Death Roe** Thu 18 May 2017 - 9:34

by P Rob Thu 18 May 2017 - 12:16

gHost Spartan wrote:Quick, I'm hopping on the 10:30 a.m. train!!!

Okay, here's the deal: I'm meeting a friend for lunch today in New York City then heading to midtown to catch Guardians of the Galaxy, then meeting my old girlfriend in Hoboken for drinks. Here's the catch: it's going to be 90 degrees today!!! WTF????

I'm torn: should I throw on some shorts just to be comfortable but look like an idiot when I'm in Hobo mixing it up during Thursday night happy hour, or just grin and bear and go with the jeans all day? Sure, I'll probably have swamp ass but I was planning on bringing some baby wipes with me anyway and I can wipe my ass while at the movies before I go out for drinks.

What do you guys think?

I swear I saw you at the ShopRite in Mount Laurel last week. You were in the tampon aisle sniffing the boxes.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 18 May 2017 - 12:26

jorts.

and watch out for speeding cars.

by CheesySpartan Thu 18 May 2017 - 14:19

I saw a drunken driver ran over a bunch of people in Times Square and killed one. I was hoping they would mention if the deceased was wearing shorts or jeans but to no avail. I guess we dont even know if gHost was anywhere near TS. I was in NYC once and it's pretty big so there's a good chance he wasn't near the scene.

by CheesySpartan Thu 18 May 2017 - 14:43

It was an 18 yr old girl that died. RIP

by **Rocinante** Thu 18 May 2017 - 16:11

Yeah ghost, are you okay?

by **Death Roe** Thu 18 May 2017 - 16:35

CheesySpartan wrote:It was an 18 yr old girl that died. RIP

From Portage, MI. Damn.

by **InTenSity** Thu 18 May 2017 - 16:37

Robert J Sakimano wrote:jorts.

and watch out for speeding cars.

Prophetic.

by SawGreen Thu 18 May 2017 - 18:21

TTIWWOP

by **Jake from State Farm** Thu 18 May 2017 - 19:45

You should just wear a kilt so he can freely grab your nuts whenever he wants to.

by CheesySpartan Fri 19 May 2017 - 9:51

Good to see you're OK gHost. Now the real questions are what did you end up wearing and was your old girlfriend still DTF?

by **GRR Spartan** Fri 19 May 2017 - 10:17

What neighborhood you walkin'

Fire Island?
Then definitely shorts.
Very short, very tight shorts and you won't have to buy dinner.

by Guest Fri 19 May 2017 - 10:32

gHost Spartan wrote:
CheesySpartan wrote:Good to see you're OK gHost. Now the real questions are what did you end up wearing and was your old girlfriend still DTF?

I decided to go with the shorts.

prAna Brion shorts:

https://www.rei.com/product/894354/prana-brion-shorts-mens-9-inseam

I wore my prAna sunset shirt during the day:

https://www.rei.com/product/110669/prana-sunset-t-shirt-mens

Then changed into this Arc'Teryx shirt for happy hour:

https://www.rei.com/product/865054/arcteryx-captive-polo-shirt-mens

And I was wearing my On trail runners:

https://www.on-running.com/en-us/products/cloudventure-grey-sulphur?taxon_id=2

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by **Rocinante** Fri 19 May 2017 - 10:32

So the full douche uniform then. Nice.

by **Rocinante** Fri 19 May 2017 - 12:06

gHost Spartan wrote:
Rocinante wrote:So the full douche uniform then. Nice.
what's wrong with prAna and Arc'Teryx?

I'm just fucking with you bro. I get most of my clothes at Goodwill.

by **y2kMgrad** Fri 19 May 2017 - 13:14

Did your shoes match your murse?

by Guest Sat 20 May 2017 - 21:35

What gHost really wore:

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by Guest Sun 4 Jun 2017 - 17:15

by **Dendrobates** Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 8:38

Ghost, you're way too obsessed over clothes. You need a better hobby.

by **tGreenWay** Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 10:54

The Gap was sold out of almost all sizes of cargo shorts. See that, Turtleneck? Still very popular. Also for sale were some shorts with pineapples stitched on. I didn't buy any because my membership in the Lake Lansing Yacht Club has lapsed. But pineapple! The Gap is telling Turtleneck to go fuck himself.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 10:59

LooseGoose wrote:

I wish I'd have thought to post that when I saw the pic floating around the internet last week.

Wait, I probably don't.

by **DWags** Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 12:19

Floyd Robertson wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I wish I'd have thought to post that when I saw the pic floating around the internet last week.

Wait, I probably don't.

First thing that popped into my head was the song "YMCA"

by **Frank Ricard** Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 14:23

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

I wish I'd have thought to post that when I saw the pic floating around the internet last week.

Wait, I probably don't.

First thing that popped into my head was the song "YMCA"

Funny, my first thought was to scroll down REALLY REALLY fast.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 14:25

Frank Ricard wrote:
DWags wrote:

First thing that popped into my head was the song "YMCA"

Funny, my first thought was to scroll down REALLY REALLY fast.

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