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Post by Death Roe on Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:55 am

Since this is a Falcons board.

Thank you, Nigel. This is a Falcons board.


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Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Falcons new Megatron's Butthole Stadium opening is delayed slightly.

Post by Death Roe on Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:56 am

They should really call the stadium Atlanta Anus.

"Come on down to the Anus for a tight time!"

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by Rocinante on Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:41 pm

Thanks Drew Magery.

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Post by Death Roe on Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:43 pm

Rocinante wrote:Thanks Drew Magery.

HE'S... THAT... GUY!

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by LooseGoose on Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:12 pm

I wonder how long these prices will last?

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Post by Turtleneck on Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:15 pm

I love Georgia stadium women.

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Post by LooseGoose on Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:19 pm

Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.


I'll bet their wedding was fun.

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Post by tGreenWay on Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:52 pm

Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.


Her Georgian accent makes her sound drunk.

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Post by LooseGoose on Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:54 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.


Her Georgian accent makes her sound drunk.

That and the excessive drinking.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:13 pm

LooseGoose wrote:I wonder how long these prices will last?

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$2 for a bottle of water is pretty good. I swear at Comerica it's $5.
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Post by Turtleneck on Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:16 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.


I'll bet their wedding was fun.

Yeah it was. I would marry her for a month or two.
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Post by The Pantry on Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:22 pm

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Post by Turtleneck on Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:48 pm

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Post by NigelUno on Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:20 pm

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Post by Death Roe on Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:22 pm

Jesus that looks like a complete eyesore in real life.

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by NigelUno on Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:23 pm

FYI...MSU would have been scheduled to play Alabama to open the stadium (if Alabama had their way and convinced MSU to give up a home game).
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Post by Death Roe on Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:43 pm

NigelUno wrote:FYI...MSU would have been scheduled to play Alabama to open the stadium (if Alabama had their way and convinced MSU to give up a home game).

What would that game be called?

The Atlanta ClASSic?

Anus Open?

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by NigelUno on Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:05 pm

FLORIDA STATE VS. ALABAMA CHICK-FIL-A KICKOFF GAME SELLS OUT

“We’re calling this game the GOAT, the Greatest Opener of All Time, because of the projected rankings, the dominance of these two programs and the fact that this is the toughest ticket I have seen in my 20 years in college football,” said Gary Stokan, CEO and president of Peach Bowl, Inc. “To possibly have #1 against #2 in the first game of the season is a credit to the programs that Nick Saban and Jimbo Fisher have built and their willingness to play this game shows their desire to compete at the highest level.”
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Post by Death Roe on Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:29 pm

I like how Nigel indirectly responds to me. What a weird guy.

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by NigelUno on Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:43 pm

Thinking about going to the GT-Tennessee game (which is 2 days after the Bama-FSU game).

So excited.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:02 pm

Man, Georgia is the worst.

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Post by The Pantry on Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:49 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Man, Georgia is the worst.
It's just that long-ass boring state you have to drive through to get to Florida.

SIL owned a travel agency before the internet put it OOB. She got a call asking to book some flights to Maconga. Could not immediately find it with the airline booking software she had and said she'd have to call them back. SIL is pretty worldly. Been to over 70 countries. Never heard of Maconga but looked for it for maybe an hour.

Ended up calling the number back to say she could not help. Someone else answered the phone and told her they wanted to fly to Macon, Georgia.

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