Falcons new Megatron's Butthole Stadium opening is delayed slightly.

Since this is a Falcons board.

Thank you, Nigel. This is a Falcons board.

They should really call the stadium Atlanta Anus.

"Come on down to the Anus for a tight time!"

Thanks Drew Magery.

Rocinante wrote:Thanks Drew Magery.

HE'S... THAT... GUY!

I wonder how long these prices will last?

Darren Rovell‏Verified account @darrenrovell 1h1 hour ago
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Falcons confirm Mercedes-Benz Stadium will open on August 26. Here are their "fan friendly" concession prices

I love Georgia stadium women.

Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.

I'll bet their wedding was fun.

Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.

Her Georgian accent makes her sound drunk.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.

Her Georgian accent makes her sound drunk.

That and the excessive drinking.

LooseGoose wrote:I wonder how long these prices will last?

Darren Rovell‏Verified account @darrenrovell  1h1 hour ago
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Falcons confirm Mercedes-Benz Stadium will open on August 26. Here are their "fan friendly" concession prices

$2 for a bottle of water is pretty good. I swear at Comerica it's $5.

LooseGoose wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:I love Georgia stadium women.

I'll bet their wedding was fun.

Yeah it was. I would marry her for a month or two.

Hotlanta Sphincter Dome?

#ThanksNigel

Jesus that looks like a complete eyesore in real life.

FYI...MSU would have been scheduled to play Alabama to open the stadium (if Alabama had their way and convinced MSU to give up a home game).

NigelUno wrote:FYI...MSU would have been scheduled to play Alabama to open the stadium (if Alabama had their way and convinced MSU to give up a home game).

What would that game be called?

The Atlanta ClASSic?

Anus Open?

FLORIDA STATE VS. ALABAMA CHICK-FIL-A KICKOFF GAME SELLS OUT

“We’re calling this game the GOAT, the Greatest Opener of All Time, because of the projected rankings, the dominance of these two programs and the fact that this is the toughest ticket I have seen in my 20 years in college football,” said Gary Stokan, CEO and president of Peach Bowl, Inc. “To possibly have #1 against #2 in the first game of the season is a credit to the programs that Nick Saban and Jimbo Fisher have built and their willingness to play this game shows their desire to compete at the highest level.”

I like how Nigel indirectly responds to me. What a weird guy.

Thinking about going to the GT-Tennessee game (which is 2 days after the Bama-FSU game).

So excited.

Man, Georgia is the worst.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Man, Georgia is the worst.

It's just that long-ass boring state you have to drive through to get to Florida.

SIL owned a travel agency before the internet put it OOB. She got a call asking to book some flights to Maconga. Could not immediately find it with the airline booking software she had and said she'd have to call them back. SIL is pretty worldly. Been to over 70 countries. Never heard of Maconga but looked for it for maybe an hour.

Ended up calling the number back to say she could not help. Someone else answered the phone and told her they wanted to fly to Macon, Georgia.

True story

Megatron's Butthole to remain clenched for now

It is possible there will be no hate chicken available for Sunday games.

Most NFL games are played on Sundays. The fast-food joint is closed on Sundays. The problem is self-evident.

This means that the Chick Fil-A will be more of a monument to flavor or a modern art exhibit than a restaurant. It will tantalize hungry Falcons fans, perhaps conjuring memories of the last time they had satisfaction within their reach but couldn’t capitalize.

Kind of mean, really.

One prediction: the location will do bananas business during the one Thursday night game on the home slate.

http://thebiglead.com/2017/08/16/atlanta-falcons-fans-will-be-able-to-look-at-a-closed-chick-fil-a-on-sundays/

#triggered.

That hate chicken is fucking fantastic, Turtleneck.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:It is possible there will be no hate chicken available for Sunday games.



http://thebiglead.com/2017/08/16/atlanta-falcons-fans-will-be-able-to-look-at-a-closed-chick-fil-a-on-sundays/

It would seem that there would be enough events at the stadium during the year to justify Chick's existence there, right? Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but it's not a stand-alone restaurant, more of a glorified kiosk with food that's cooked elsewhere and merely served on the premises?

http://atlantarestaurants.blog.ajc.com/2017/08/16/chick-fil-a-addresses-decision-to-close-sundays-at-mercedes-benz-stadium/

Digital signage will allow the Chick-fil-A stands — located on the northwest and southwest sides on the 100 level — to flip to stadium-run concession stands on Sunday, with food service provided by Levy Restaurants.