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Post by Turtleneck on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 13:46

Floyd Robertson wrote:Michigan Man Sets Self On Fire Trying To Exterminate Bees

DOWAGIAC, Mich. (AP) – Authorities say a 46-year-old man accidentally set himself on fire while trying to exterminate bees in an underground hive in southwestern Michigan.

I swear this happens a couple of times of year in various parts of the country and no one ever learns.

RIP to that UM fan that posts here sometimes and has bee issues. It was him.
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Post by tGreenWay on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 14:27

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Michigan Man Sets Self On Fire Trying To Exterminate Bees



I swear this happens a couple of times of year in various parts of the country and no one ever learns.


Always a buzz around these stories.

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

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Post by Turtleneck on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 15:36

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:


Always a buzz around these stories.

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 15:47

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 15:57

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

No need to be spewing venom here.
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Post by DWags on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 16:32

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Bad puns about tragedies make me break out in hives.

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Post by tGreenWay on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 17:05

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.


We'll see. I'll comb through the comments to see what others said.

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Post by Turtleneck on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 17:33

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.
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Post by tGreenWay on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 19:15

Turtleneck wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:



yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

Are you talking about the Jewish guy or the WASP?

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Post by DWags on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 19:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

Are you talking about the Jewish guy or the WASP?

Winner.

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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Jake from State Farm on Thu 10 Aug 2017 - 20:19

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:Yep, I'm thinking a shit ton of accidents are caused by spiders and bees in cars.  
Got stung by six hornets while driving across Wyoming a few years ago with the top down on my Jeep

Not surprising since a hornet can do about 20 mph.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon 21 Aug 2017 - 7:32

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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by tGreenWay on Thu 24 Aug 2017 - 18:41

Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Floyd Robertson on Thu 24 Aug 2017 - 19:35

tGreenWay wrote:Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

TIL huffing is still a thing.
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Post by Turtleneck on Thu 24 Aug 2017 - 19:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

TIL huffing is still a thing.

When did you give it up?
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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Floyd Robertson on Thu 24 Aug 2017 - 19:38

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

TIL huffing is still a thing.

When did you give it up?

Before it was all the rage.
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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Turtleneck on Thu 24 Aug 2017 - 20:23

Floyd is such a hipster. Gave up huffing when it became mainstream.
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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Triple Sparty on Thu 24 Aug 2017 - 23:31

Was a thread where intensity queued the Miami gamer in twenty twenty-one and likely I'll be there.
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Post by InTenSity on Fri 25 Aug 2017 - 8:18

Triple Sparty wrote:Was a thread where intensity queued the Miami gamer in twenty twenty-one and likely I'll be there.
Nice!

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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue 29 Aug 2017 - 7:25

Michigan Woman Gets Life For Murder In Parrot Case

WHITE CLOUD, Mich. (WWJ/AP) – A 49-year-old Michigan woman has been sentenced to life in prison for the shooting death of her husband in a crime apparently witnessed by the man’s pet parrot.
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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by DWags on Tue 29 Aug 2017 - 21:35


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Post by tGreenWay on Tue 29 Aug 2017 - 22:43


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Post by Senior Dickfist on Wed 30 Aug 2017 - 9:07

tGreenWay wrote:

Further proof that an armed society is a polite society.





Aaaaaaaand... tBin.

Way to go tGreenWay.

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Post by tGreenWay on Wed 30 Aug 2017 - 9:58

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Further proof that an armed society is a polite society.





Aaaaaaaand... tBin.

Way to go tGreenWay.

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Post by tGreenWay on Tue 12 Sep 2017 - 2:43

He wanted to keep the puppy, but mom said no, so he shot her while she slept.
http://on.lsj.com/2y0nE5S




Conclusion: Florida-level response.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on Tue 12 Sep 2017 - 9:36

tGreenWay wrote:He wanted to keep the puppy, but mom said no, so he shot her while she slept.
http://on.lsj.com/2y0nE5S




Conclusion: Florida-level response.
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Post by DWags on Tue 12 Sep 2017 - 9:59

em, the real important thing here is, "How is the fucking puppy?"   The rest of the story is just white noise.

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Post by goodbar on Tue 12 Sep 2017 - 11:00

they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.
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Post by tGreenWay on Tue 12 Sep 2017 - 11:03

goodbar wrote:they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

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Post by goodbar on Tue 12 Sep 2017 - 11:07

tGreenWay wrote:
goodbar wrote:they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

hey, its not his fault. i got a free trial size pack of bath salts milkbones in the mail and i really shoulda just thrown them in the trash. you know how new stuff really messes with dogs' systems.
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Post by tGreenWay on Tue 12 Sep 2017 - 11:18

goodbar wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

hey, its not his fault. i got a free trial size pack of bath salts milkbones in the mail and i really shoulda just thrown them in the trash. you know how new stuff really messes with dogs' systems.

Tell me about it. Once I see another trail of liquishits on the sidewalk, I know I can follow it to the next half-eaten dog owner. It's happening all over EL. On the upside, there's some swanky new homes going up for sale soon.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue 17 Oct 2017 - 14:46


WTF is wrong with people.

I guess it's better than when I assumed he climbed in the casket.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Tue 17 Oct 2017 - 14:48

No shit. I thought I was reading an article from The Onion for a second.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Fri 20 Oct 2017 - 8:22

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Fri 20 Oct 2017 - 8:27

Floyd Robertson wrote:WTMFH is wrong with these kids?

Several teens in custody for throwing rocks on I-75 that killed man


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Post by Wally Fairway on Thu 16 Nov 2017 - 8:15

Cops fighting with Cops in Detroit, as 2 drug operation cross paths

http://www.detroitnews.com/media/cinematic/video/107688698/detroit-police-officers-fight-each-other/

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