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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 14:27

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Michigan Man Sets Self On Fire Trying To Exterminate Bees



I swear this happens a couple of times of year in various parts of the country and no one ever learns.


Always a buzz around these stories.

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-10, 15:36

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:


Always a buzz around these stories.

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2017-08-10, 15:47

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-10, 15:57

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

No need to be spewing venom here.
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Post by DWags on 2017-08-10, 16:32

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Bad puns about tragedies make me break out in hives.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 17:05

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.


We'll see. I'll comb through the comments to see what others said.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-10, 17:33

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 19:15

Turtleneck wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:



yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

Are you talking about the Jewish guy or the WASP?

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Post by DWags on 2017-08-10, 19:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

Are you talking about the Jewish guy or the WASP?

Winner.

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-08-10, 20:19

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:Yep, I'm thinking a shit ton of accidents are caused by spiders and bees in cars.  
Got stung by six hornets while driving across Wyoming a few years ago with the top down on my Jeep

Not surprising since a hornet can do about 20 mph.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-21, 07:32

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-24, 18:41

Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-24, 19:35

tGreenWay wrote:Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

TIL huffing is still a thing.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-24, 19:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

TIL huffing is still a thing.

When did you give it up?

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-24, 19:38

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

TIL huffing is still a thing.

When did you give it up?

Before it was all the rage.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-24, 20:23

Floyd is such a hipster. Gave up huffing when it became mainstream.

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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Triple Sparty on 2017-08-24, 23:31

Was a thread where intensity queued the Miami gamer in twenty twenty-one and likely I'll be there.
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Post by InTenSity on 2017-08-25, 08:18

Triple Sparty wrote:Was a thread where intensity queued the Miami gamer in twenty twenty-one and likely I'll be there.
Nice!

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Article Re: Oh, Michigan

Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-29, 07:25

Michigan Woman Gets Life For Murder In Parrot Case

WHITE CLOUD, Mich. (WWJ/AP) – A 49-year-old Michigan woman has been sentenced to life in prison for the shooting death of her husband in a crime apparently witnessed by the man’s pet parrot.
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Post by DWags on 2017-08-29, 21:35


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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-29, 22:43


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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-08-30, 09:07

tGreenWay wrote:

Further proof that an armed society is a polite society.





Aaaaaaaand... tBin.

Way to go tGreenWay.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-30, 09:58

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Further proof that an armed society is a polite society.





Aaaaaaaand... tBin.

Way to go tGreenWay.

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You're a Turtleneck lackey.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-12, 02:43

He wanted to keep the puppy, but mom said no, so he shot her while she slept.
http://on.lsj.com/2y0nE5S




Conclusion: Florida-level response.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2017-09-12, 09:36

tGreenWay wrote:He wanted to keep the puppy, but mom said no, so he shot her while she slept.
http://on.lsj.com/2y0nE5S




Conclusion: Florida-level response.
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Post by DWags on 2017-09-12, 09:59

em, the real important thing here is, "How is the fucking puppy?"   The rest of the story is just white noise.

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Post by goodbar on 2017-09-12, 11:00

they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-12, 11:03

goodbar wrote:they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

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Post by goodbar on 2017-09-12, 11:07

tGreenWay wrote:
goodbar wrote:they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

hey, its not his fault. i got a free trial size pack of bath salts milkbones in the mail and i really shoulda just thrown them in the trash. you know how new stuff really messes with dogs' systems.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-12, 11:18

goodbar wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

hey, its not his fault. i got a free trial size pack of bath salts milkbones in the mail and i really shoulda just thrown them in the trash. you know how new stuff really messes with dogs' systems.

Tell me about it. Once I see another trail of liquishits on the sidewalk, I know I can follow it to the next half-eaten dog owner. It's happening all over EL. On the upside, there's some swanky new homes going up for sale soon.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-17, 14:46


WTF is wrong with people.

I guess it's better than when I assumed he climbed in the casket.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-10-17, 14:48

No shit. I thought I was reading an article from The Onion for a second.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-20, 08:27

Floyd Robertson wrote:WTMFH is wrong with these kids?

Several teens in custody for throwing rocks on I-75 that killed man


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Post by Wally Fairway on 2017-11-16, 08:15

Cops fighting with Cops in Detroit, as 2 drug operation cross paths

http://www.detroitnews.com/media/cinematic/video/107688698/detroit-police-officers-fight-each-other/

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-02-05, 09:10


What kind of hammer? You can do a hell of a lot more damage with a claw hammer, but you look way cooler toting around a 16 pound sledge.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-02-21, 08:01

Man Burns Down Home In Attempt To Remove Skunks

Didn't learn from the Grand Rapids squirrel dude, that stinks.

FERNDALE (WWJ/AP) – A man who was just trying to get some skunks to leave him alone ended up burning down the rental home where he was living.

The man told investigators he had enough with the skunks, who made a home in his crawlspace, and was attempting to drive them out with a smoke bomb when things went awry.

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