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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 14:12

Shorty.

Suck it, hosers.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-06-01, 14:20

I thought you were going with Sparky.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 14:25

LooseGoose wrote:I thought you were going with Sparky.

Good God, no, that's too obvious.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-06-01, 14:29

tGreenWay wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:I thought you were going with Sparky.

Good God, no, that's too obvious.

Sometimes the obvious is correct.



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Post by goodbar on 2017-06-01, 14:32

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Good God, no, that's too obvious.

Sometimes the obvious is correct.



I would call mine: "Current Events"

(sorry, I couldn't resistor)
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-06-01, 14:37

If said electrician is a tiny Asian dude, Short Circuit. You conduit!
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Re: I just thought of a great nickname for an electrician

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 14:37

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Good God, no, that's too obvious.

Sometimes the obvious is correct.



I have a mascot, too, but you can't see him right now because 1) He's very short, and B) It's too dark from the lights shorting out.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 14:41

Your puns are awful and I'm gonna complain to a copper.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 14:45

Sorry about that emotional surge, guys. I guess I just have a short fuse when others make light of my bright ideas.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-06-01, 14:50

You need to calm down Greenway. Sit cross legged on the floor, breathe deep and say "OHM".

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Post by goodbar on 2017-06-01, 14:53

tGreenWay wrote:Sorry about that emotional surge, guys. I guess I just have a short fuse when others make light of my bright ideas.

try not to get negative, stay positive. it'll keep ya grounded.
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Re: I just thought of a great nickname for an electrician

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 15:03

Well, listening to AC/DC always gets me charged up.

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Post by Death Roe on 2017-06-01, 15:27

Great Parks reference, Cameron. I love you.

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Post by Cameron on 2017-06-01, 15:30

Death Roe wrote:Great Parks reference, Cameron. I love you.

I deleted it because I thought maybe it was too obscure and not connected enough to the actual thread to make sense, but I suppose I'll throw it back up in case anyone is curious.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-06-01, 15:57

Q. What did the electrician say when he meditated?
A. Ohm, Ohm, Ohm.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-06-01, 16:03

Cameron wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Great Parks reference, Cameron. I love you.

I deleted it because I thought maybe it was too obscure and not connected enough to the actual thread to make sense, but I suppose I'll throw it back up in case anyone is curious.



P&R should have used those guys more.
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Re: I just thought of a great nickname for an electrician

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 16:26

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I deleted it because I thought maybe it was too obscure and not connected enough to the actual thread to make sense, but I suppose I'll throw it back up in case anyone is curious.



P&R should have used those guys more.

Yep, I'd take more of those two over any face time councilman Jamm got.
RIP, Harris Wittels.

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Re: I just thought of a great nickname for an electrician

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-06-01, 16:36

I call the guy that hooks car batteries up to my nipples while my hands are restrained "The Electrician"

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Post by MiamiSpartan on 2017-06-01, 17:24

This thread is so bad, it makes want to take a bath with a plugged in toaster.
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Re: I just thought of a great nickname for an electrician

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-01, 17:55

MiamiSpartan wrote:This thread is so bad, it makes want to take a bath with a plugged in toaster.

It warms my heart to learn you think so highly of my London named number one Big Ben city thread.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-06-02, 10:24

tGreenWay wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:This thread is so bad, it makes want to take a bath with a plugged in toaster.

It warms my heart to learn you think so highly of my London named number one Big Ben city thread.

I don't think you should take any posters threatening to kill themselves because of your threads as positive feedback about the London thread. Miamis untimely death is nothing but an indictment on this thread.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2017-06-02, 10:28

goodbar wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Sorry about that emotional surge, guys. I guess I just have a short fuse when others make light of my bright ideas.

try not to get negative, stay positive. it'll keep ya grounded.
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Re: I just thought of a great nickname for an electrician

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-02, 13:46

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It warms my heart to learn you think so highly of my London named number one Big Ben city thread.

I don't think you should take any posters threatening to kill themselves because of your threads as positive feedback about the London thread. Miamis untimely death is nothing but an indictment on this thread.

No, no, no! Based on Miami's comments, my London thread has value. It's a great thread, maybe the best ever on tSwill. Miami practically said so himself. But, you are right about one thing; you don't think.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-06-02, 14:01

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I don't think you should take any posters threatening to kill themselves because of your threads as positive feedback about the London thread. Miamis untimely death is nothing but an indictment on this thread.

No, no, no! Based on Miami's comments, my London thread has value. It's a great thread, maybe the best ever on tSwill. Miami practically said so himself. But, you are right about one thing; you don't think.

Shut the fuck up.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-02, 14:21

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

No, no, no! Based on Miami's comments, my London thread has value. It's a great thread, maybe the best ever on tSwill. Miami practically said so himself. But, you are right about one thing; you don't think.

Shut the fuck up.

You shut the fuck up.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2017-06-02, 14:27

would y'all stop arguing... I'm trying to take a nap.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-06-02, 14:34

Robert J Sakimano wrote:would y'all stop arguing... I'm trying to take a nap.

How in the flying fuck are we supposed to know that? Did you even bump the shut up I'm napping thread? This one's on you, buddy.

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