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I'm on an airplane

Post by Dr. Strangelove on 2017-07-04, 22:33

We have a girl pilot on Delta 2585. I hope her lady parts don't get in the way of flying the aircraft.

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-04, 22:34

I hope she's sober.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove on 2017-07-04, 22:36

She sounded sober but you can never be too sure.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove on 2017-07-04, 22:37

I'm in business class and have a sky waiter not a sky waitress. Very confused

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-04, 22:40

Could be a recording to throw you off.

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Post by The Pantry on 2017-07-04, 23:01

If she sounds cute ask the sky waiter how big her tits are.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove on 2017-07-04, 23:31

On approach into clt. Hope she sticks the landing

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Re: I'm on an airplane

Post by Dr. Strangelove on 2017-07-04, 23:33

Touchdown.

She was a little heavy on the brakes getting to the gate.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-04, 23:41

Dr. Strangelove wrote:On approach into clt. Hope she sticks the landing

She's landing the plane in her clitoris?

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