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Post by DWags on 2017-07-06, 22:57

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Post by y2kMgrad on 2017-07-06, 23:09

FML. My wife thinks this is fake news.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-06, 23:42

Death by masturbation would be a helluva way to go out.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-07-07, 00:14

Can you just get it all out of the way in a couple of days? Maybe set aside a weekend? Asking for a friend. His name is Travis if you don't believe me.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-07, 00:53

Turtleneck wrote:Can you just get it all out of the way in a couple of days? Maybe set aside a weekend? Asking for a friend. His name is Travis if you don't believe me.

Every day we don't masturbate is a day we risk getting cancer.

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Post by SawGreen on 2017-07-07, 19:57

I know what I like.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-07-07, 20:36

I jerk it a lot. I hope that never ends.

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Post by Motown Spartan on 2017-07-07, 21:59

Isn't masturbation technically gay?
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Post by DWags on 2017-07-07, 22:07

Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

Don't judge me.

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Post by Motown Spartan on 2017-07-07, 22:17

DWags wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

Don't judge me.

I'm not. I'm suggesting that technically speaking, masturbation is giving a dude a hand job whilst receiving a hand job from a dude, which equals gay. Would it be any more gay to just all fuck each other instead of jerk ourselves off?
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Post by SawGreen on 2017-07-07, 22:33

DWags wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

Don't judge me.

It's pretty much the only way you can "tickle" yourself.
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Post by DWags on 2017-07-07, 23:02

Motown Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:

Don't judge me.

I'm not. I'm suggesting that technically speaking, masturbation is giving a dude a hand job whilst receiving a hand job from a dude, which equals gay. Would it be any more gay to just all fuck each other instead of jerk ourselves off?

I'm in.

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Post by Death Roe on 2017-07-07, 23:18

No wonder Frank Sinatra wrote that song about living until he was 105. He knew something.

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Post by Izzo Court on 2017-07-09, 08:42

Motown Spartan wrote:Isn't masturbation technically gay?

It's only gay if a dude stick his penis in your butt while you masturbate.
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Post by Bill Cain on 2017-07-09, 12:17

Masturbation increases estrogen in your body. Have fun with your limp dicks, Gyno and high blood pressure

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Post by Motown Spartan on 2017-07-09, 17:37

Bill Cain wrote:Masturbation increases estrogen in your body. Have fun with your limp dicks, Gyno and high blood pressure

It also gave me huge tits.
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