Blue balls

I could have had sex, but I chose not to

You could get grossed out and crave the cock instead. I'd say roll the dice and find out.

Yes

But yeah, at the end of they day the whining about almost but not getting laid is getting old. Please make up a great story about banging a thick chick and get back to us.

Fuck her and leave us alone for a while.

And if you can’t figure out how to fuck her, roll her in flour and stick your dick in the wet spot.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:You could get grossed out and crave the cock instead. I'd say roll the dice and find out.

NTTAWWT

I decided not to bang

Confirmed. Bill is Blanch with spell check.

Bill Cain wrote:I decided not to bang

Something tells me it wasn’t really your decision.

It’s too much work

Bill Cain wrote:It’s too much work

Translation: I got no game.

Bill Cain wrote:It’s too much work

There is no such thing as too much work when you're actively trying to get laid.

You failed. Own it.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:But yeah, at the end of they day the whining about almost but not getting laid is getting old. Please make up a great story about banging a thick chick and get back to us.

This. Dude we can only do the same thread over and over again so many times. Forumotion limits us. You have to find a new schtick or thing to talk about otherwise the server is going to shut the whole site down.

Travis can you please change your avatar back to that one guy slathering himself with something

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis can you please change your avatar back to that one guy slathering himself with something

I’ll change it later today

Motown Spartan wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:You could get grossed out and crave the cock instead. I'd say roll the dice and find out.

NTTAWWT

Ain't nothing wrong with a little self discovery.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis can you please change your avatar back to that one guy slathering himself with something

I’ll change it later today

Please don't. That gif is nightmare inducing and it reminds me of Ray Liotta getting his brains eaten by Dr. Lechter.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I’ll change it later today

Please don't. That gif is nightmare inducing and it reminds me of Ray Liotta getting his brains eaten by Dr. Lechter.

He took a bite of his own brains as well if I remember right.

OK, I think we have a consensus that we all as a collective could be doing a lot better with this schtick than what g-Host is doing with it.

If I cared about making shit up and sharing it with you guys I'd make an alt called Kill Bain and play it off like I were Bill's brother and call him out as a pussy. I'd always clean up his half assed attempted to bang chicks and how he's an emo bitch about not ever being able to close the deal.

If I were so inclined that is... which I'm not.

I'm just glad TempeTantrum is still here

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis can you please change your avatar back to that one guy slathering himself with something

Done

Bill Cain wrote:It’s too much work

Run out of breath before she’s inflated all the way?

tGreenWay wrote:

Bill Cain wrote:It’s too much work

Run out of breath before she’s inflated all the way?