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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-14, 15:06

Hi all,

Bob has once again generously offered his property for an after game party. This year's party will follow MSU's season opening clash with Bowling Green on September 2nd. As most of you know, Bob's Cotton Bowl Watch Party - the good Cotton Bowl against Baylor and not the bad one against Alabama - is widely regarded as the best party in recorded history. Last year's season opening party was good, but took a hit after The Hold Steady's last minute cancelation. While GreenWay was able to secure Wilson Phillips on short notice, it was not the same.

The Co9 has decided not to have this year's event catered. Everybody will be assigned something. So far the list reads as follows:

WBH: some sort of delicious dead animal carcass
Loose: pies
Pantry: raw milk
GreenWay: Faygo
Goodbar: jenkem
Travis: Pylon

The rest of you will just have to figure something out.  

On behalf of the Co9, we look forward to seeing you all there,

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Post by tGreenWay 2017-07-14, 16:36

•Hey WBH, I don't mind if the dead carcass you bring isn't animal. You'll just have to act faster than your local whitetail. And no, I'm not talking about Dendro.

•goodbar, don't be bringing us any of that shitty west side jenkem. We want the good stuff from the east side.

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Post by Jake from State Farm 2017-07-14, 20:28

Did Bob ever get the hole in his floor fixed from the last party?
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-14, 20:29

Jake from State Farm wrote:Did Bob ever get the hole in his floor fixed from the last party?

He put a couch over it. Do not tell Mrs. Sak.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-07-14, 21:10

Can I come?
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-14, 21:24

Death Roe wrote:Can I come?

Have you been told not to come?

You can come.


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Post by tGreenWay 2017-07-14, 21:24

Turtleneck wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:Did Bob ever get the hole in his floor fixed from the last party?

He put a couch over it. Do not tell Mrs. Sak.

Yeah, sorry about that. Last year's party hit a slow point and I thought we could liven things up with a glory hole.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-07-14, 21:26

Turtleneck wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Can I come?

Have you been not to come?

You can come.

I would like to sit next to you, please.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-14, 21:30

Death Roe wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Have you been not to come?

You can come.

I would like to sit next to you, please.

Let's not get carried away.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2017-07-14, 22:03

Jake from State Farm wrote:Did Bob ever get the hole in his floor fixed from the last party?

Who puts a glory hole in the floor, anyway? Rookie.
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Post by Nordic 2017-07-14, 23:55

IN!
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-15, 09:48

Nordic wrote:IN!

I think Death Roe wants to sit next to you at the party.
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Post by DWags 2017-07-15, 09:52

Will the couch be moved for urinary purposes?
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Post by Death Roe 2017-07-15, 14:18

Turtleneck wrote:
Nordic wrote:IN!

I think Death Roe wants to sit next to you at the party.

We will wear our sweat shorts and laugh at everyone else not feeling as comfy.
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Post by Rocinante 2017-07-15, 14:50

This invitation would mean something if Turtleneck hadn't been ousted from the Co9 when he went AWOL. But he was, and he did, and so he doesn't speak for the Co9 and can't announce events in the name of the Co9.
That said, it is going down exactly as he said, and obviously we have a leak problem in the Co9. Some holdout loyal to Turtleneck. Although any sorry sap that hitches his wagon to that dumpster fire is headed for ouster himself. We are investigating.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-07-15, 15:06

Rocinante wrote:This invitation would mean something if Turtleneck hadn't been ousted from the Co9 when he went AWOL. But he was, and he did, and so he doesn't speak for the Co9 and can't announce events in the name of the Co9.
That said, it is going down exactly as he said, and obviously we have a leak problem in the Co9. Some holdout loyal to Turtleneck. Although any sorry sap that hitches his wagon to that dumpster fire is headed for ouster himself. We are investigating.

What's the application process like for taking his spot?
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Post by Rocinante 2017-07-15, 16:08

Death Roe wrote:
Rocinante wrote:This invitation would mean something if Turtleneck hadn't been ousted from the Co9 when he went AWOL. But he was, and he did, and so he doesn't speak for the Co9 and can't announce events in the name of the Co9.
That said, it is going down exactly as he said, and obviously we have a leak problem in the Co9. Some holdout loyal to Turtleneck. Although any sorry sap that hitches his wagon to that dumpster fire is headed for ouster himself. We are investigating.

What's the application process like for taking his spot?

You have to be nominated. You're on track for that if you keep it up.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-07-15, 16:57

Thank you! <3
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-07-15, 23:46

Look I can bring pylon but you're just going have to accept his current appearance.

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-15, 23:50

Rocinante wrote:This invitation would mean something if Turtleneck hadn't been ousted from the Co9 when he went AWOL. But he was, and he did, and so he doesn't speak for the Co9 and can't announce events in the name of the Co9.
That said, it is going down exactly as he said, and obviously we have a leak problem in the Co9. Some holdout loyal to Turtleneck. Although any sorry sap that hitches his wagon to that dumpster fire is headed for ouster himself. We are investigating.

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Post by tGreenWay 2017-07-16, 00:42

I'd like to remind everyone that I'll be offering parking again this year, with tSwill discount of only $15 per vehicle. I'll take a hit, but you guys are worth it.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-16, 00:48

tGreenWay wrote:I'd like to remind everyone that I'll be offering parking again this year, with tSwill discount of only $15 per vehicle. I'll take a hit, but you guys are worth it.

Just make sure you bring enough Faygo...and get a better band this time.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-07-16, 01:01

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'd like to remind everyone that I'll be offering parking again this year, with tSwill discount of only $15 per vehicle. I'll take a hit, but you guys are worth it.

Just make sure you bring enough Faygo...and get a better band this time.

I overbought this year, and already signed an ICP tribute band from Ishpeming. We're golden.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-07-16, 17:00

Still waiting on word from MDCP (Moderately Depressed Clown Posse), so imma have to start looking at other possibilities. My booker tells me these guys might be in the area in late summer/early fall:
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-17, 14:27

Great, GreenWay is going to screw up the band again.

We might have to put Travis in charge of the music. That is how terrible of a job GreenWay is doing.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-07-17, 14:31

Turtleneck wrote:Great, GreenWay is going to screw up the band again.

We might have to put Travis in charge of the music. That is how terrible of a job GreenWay is doing.

I got this.

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-17, 14:36

Damn it!

DWags, can you book a band? Thanks.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-07-17, 14:48

Turtleneck wrote:Damn it!

DWags, can you book a band? Thanks.

Oh, that's just fucking great. If DWags books the band, we minus well just all wear our shit kickers and cowboy hats.

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Post by DWags 2017-07-17, 14:48

Turtleneck wrote:Damn it!

DWags, can you book a band? Thanks.

I'm on it. I enjoyed this band last weekend. If you close your eyes it's like Clapton is right there

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-17, 14:50

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Damn it!

DWags, can you book a band? Thanks.

Oh, that's just fucking great. If DWags books the band, we minus well just all wear our shit kickers and cowboy hats.


I was going to ask Goose, but we would up with





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Post by tGreenWay 2017-07-17, 15:02

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Oh, that's just fucking great. If DWags books the band, we minus well just all wear our shit kickers and cowboy hats.


I was going to ask Goose, but we would up with






Good call, and don't let Travis book an act or we'll get these two:

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-07-17, 15:10

I Already booked this guy. Goose will love him.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2017-07-18, 09:48

guys, is that Labor Day weekend? If so, I might be out of town.

in which case, I'll leave a key to the house under my "The Family That Prays Together, Stays Together" doormat.. live it up..

oh - and, please, do NOT paint the cat green again this time around. The vet said it's not good for him.
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Post by Guest 2017-07-18, 10:38

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Oh, that's just fucking great. If DWags books the band, we minus well just all wear our shit kickers and cowboy hats.


I was going to ask Goose, but we would up with






Nah, I'd do my best to redeem you degenerates.....

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Post by SeeRockCity 2017-07-18, 11:01

Robert J Sakimano wrote:guys, is that Labor Day weekend? If so, I might be out of town.

in which case, I'll leave a key to the house under my "The Family That Prays Together, Stays Together" doormat.. live it up..

oh - and, please, do NOT paint the cat green again this time around. The vet said it's not good for him.

I believe there are already a few keys floating around somewhere.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2017-07-18, 11:16

SeeRockCity wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:guys, is that Labor Day weekend? If so, I might be out of town.

in which case, I'll leave a key to the house under my "The Family That Prays Together, Stays Together" doormat.. live it up..

oh - and, please, do NOT paint the cat green again this time around. The vet said it's not good for him.

I believe there are already a few keys floating around somewhere.
I was kind of afraid of that..
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Post by DWags 2017-07-18, 11:47

SeeRockCity wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:guys, is that Labor Day weekend? If so, I might be out of town.

in which case, I'll leave a key to the house under my "The Family That Prays Together, Stays Together" doormat.. live it up..

oh - and, please, do NOT paint the cat green again this time around. The vet said it's not good for him.

I believe there are already a few keys floating around somewhere.

Greenway sent ont to me as a Christmas present.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-18, 12:34

Is there room for the Iron Maiden jet to land on the street? Might have something in the works.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2017-07-18, 12:36

Exclusive footage of Goose letting his hair down at the Cotton Bowl party...

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-07-18, 13:51

Goose?

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