Spartan Swill
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

+3
Turtleneck
Death Roe
tGreenWay
7 posters

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:22

Apparently, all this talk about soccer gets him going.

West Bloomfield police looking for a man seen masturbating in store
http://on.freep.com/2urQL3n
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Death Roe Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:23

What's wrong about Jerkin it in the store?
Death Roe
Death Roe
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 12899
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : Thread Master Totally Serious

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Turtleneck Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:28

Death Roe wrote:What's wrong about Jerkin it in the store?

Please do not come to the party. Thank you.
Turtleneck
Turtleneck
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 42435
Join date : 2014-04-22

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:30

Death Roe wrote:What's wrong about Jerkin it in the store?

It's too low brow for hoity-toity West Bloomfield.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:32

Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Travis of the Cosmos Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:43

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx

^^^ guy who has obviously never jerked it at a Family Dollar ^^^
Travis of the Cosmos
Travis of the Cosmos
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 31131
Join date : 2014-04-15
Age : 39
Location : Please cease horny posting

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:48

Guilty.

Err, I mean, Innocent. I think.
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Turtleneck Sat 15 Jul 2017 - 23:49

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx

Ikea
Turtleneck
Turtleneck
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 42435
Join date : 2014-04-22

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by DWags Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:01

Home Depot electronic section.
DWags
DWags
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 49640
Join date : 2014-04-21
Age : 62
Location : Right here

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:05

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Honestly, of all the stores to jerk in, Kohl's is by far the best. They have mirrored floors. Best stores to jerk in:

1. Kohl's
2. Velvet Touch
3. Frederick's of Hollywood
4. Vicki's Secret
5. TJ Maxx

Ikea

Nah, too hard to run out of the store when the law shows up.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:06

Wags I've tried that honestly but Home Depot doesn't have an electronics section. I had to settle for Appliances.
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:06

DWags wrote:Home Depot electronic section.

See, I never would have figured you for a public jerker. I had you pegged as a shoplifter.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Travis of the Cosmos Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:09

Anybody ever fuck at a Golden Corral?
Travis of the Cosmos
Travis of the Cosmos
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 31131
Join date : 2014-04-15
Age : 39
Location : Please cease horny posting

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by DWags Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:13

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags I've tried that honestly but Home Depot doesn't have an electronics section. I had to settle for Appliances.

Electrical. Fucking spell check. I like lamps and garden lighting.

In my defense I'm drunk and already in bed at the graduate. Wife is sleeping. Wedding stopped at 11:00. They only played the fight song once. Which was cool.


Last edited by DWags on Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:15; edited 1 time in total
DWags
DWags
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 49640
Join date : 2014-04-21
Age : 62
Location : Right here

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by The Pantry Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:13

@WBH

You cookin' something?
The Pantry
The Pantry
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 18879
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:13

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Anybody ever fuck at a Golden Corral?

I ain't admitting anything, but I recommend skipping the chocolate fountain.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:15

DWags wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wags I've tried that honestly but Home Depot doesn't have an electronics section. I had to settle for Appliances.

Electrical. Fucking spell check. I like lamps and garden lighting.

Lightbulb up your ass or hot wires to your misters?
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:15

The Pantry wrote:@WBH

You cookin' something?

Nope. Maybe a pizza later.
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by DWags Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:16

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Electrical. Fucking spell check. I like lamps and garden lighting.

Lightbulb up your ass or hot wires to your misters?

I like the cut of your jib.
DWags
DWags
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 49640
Join date : 2014-04-21
Age : 62
Location : Right here

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by The Pantry Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:18

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
The Pantry wrote:@WBH

You cookin' something?

Nope. Maybe a pizza later.
Someone around here is cooking something that smells delicious
The Pantry
The Pantry
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 18879
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:32

The Pantry wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Nope. Maybe a pizza later.
Someone around here is cooking something that smells delicious

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to courtesy flush.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by The Pantry Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 0:47

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Someone around here is cooking something that smells delicious

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to courtesy flush.
Shouldn't you be fucking yourself now?
The Pantry
The Pantry
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 18879
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:04

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to courtesy flush.
Shouldn't you be fucking yourself now?

I told myself I wasn't in the mood. I guess I have a headache.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:05

But I think I'm faking it.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:17

Just opened a window and I can smell it, too. I'm probably 4-500 yards from Pantry as the crow flies.
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by The Pantry Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:36

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Just opened a window and I can smell it, too. I'm probably 4-500 yards from Pantry as the crow flies.
Sure as hell isn't Greenway
The Pantry
The Pantry
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 18879
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:49

Man if it weren't nearly 2 AM I'd take my bike out and sniff it down. Next time.
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Travis of the Cosmos Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 1:52

You guys want to stop shitting up the thread about me with your east side trash bullshit? Thx
Travis of the Cosmos
Travis of the Cosmos
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 31131
Join date : 2014-04-15
Age : 39
Location : Please cease horny posting

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:10

Don't ever call me East side again Travis. I will cut you. Troy is not East side. I grew up West of you, bro. West of you.
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Travis of the Cosmos Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Don't ever call me East side again Travis. I will cut you. Troy is not East side. I grew up West of you, bro. West of you.

What's your cut off line idiot? Cause you're east of my cutoff line.

I grew up east of you. I know east side. I know east side. You're east side.
Travis of the Cosmos
Travis of the Cosmos
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 31131
Join date : 2014-04-15
Age : 39
Location : Please cease horny posting

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:44

Probably Dequindre, more definitely Mound. Either way, I know what East side consists of, and while I know my hood ain't upper crust Troy....it's not East Side.
WhiteBoyHatcher
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 28949
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Travis of the Cosmos Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:57

You're east side. It's okay. Be a diamond hoppers fan. #ESFL
Travis of the Cosmos
Travis of the Cosmos
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 31131
Join date : 2014-04-15
Age : 39
Location : Please cease horny posting

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 2:58

The Pantry wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Just opened a window and I can smell it, too. I'm probably 4-500 yards from Pantry as the crow flies.
Sure as hell isn't Greenway

Again, sorry. There was a lot of garlic in my meals the last few days. Anyone could be confused by it.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Guest Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 8:57

gHost Spartan wrote:Yesterday my buddy told me that he jerked off on a flight from New York to Florida a few years ago. Said he had a boner and it wouldn't go away so he went into the bathroom and jerked off

The board has been a hollow shell of itself without this type of content.
Anonymous
Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Turtleneck Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 9:04

gHost Spartan wrote:Yesterday my buddy told me that he jerked off on a flight from New York to Florida a few years ago. Said he had a boner and it wouldn't go away so he went into the bathroom and jerked off

Did you get arrested?
Turtleneck
Turtleneck
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 42435
Join date : 2014-04-22

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 9:45

gHost Spartan wrote:Yesterday my buddy told me that he jerked off on a flight from New York to Florida a few years ago. Said he had a boner and it wouldn't go away so he went into the bathroom and jerked off

Mile high tug. He might be eligible for a t-shirt.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Turtleneck Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 10:17

Travis was in Finland. He is innocent.

Some 789 people at a music festival in eastern Finland went skinny dipping on Saturday, organisers said, beating the previous record set in Australia by just three, reports said.
Organisers were waiting for Guinness World Records to confirm the record.
It is the third Finnish attempt at the record, Yle news website said.
Previous attempts in Helsinki in 2015 and 2016 each attracted about 300 participants.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40624317
Turtleneck
Turtleneck
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 42435
Join date : 2014-04-22

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by tGreenWay Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 15:52

Turtleneck wrote:Travis was in Finland. He is innocent.

Some 789 people at a music festival in eastern Finland went skinny dipping on Saturday, organisers said, beating the previous record set in Australia by just three, reports said.
Organisers were waiting for Guinness World Records to confirm the record.
It is the third Finnish attempt at the record, Yle news website said.
Previous attempts in Helsinki in 2015 and 2016 each attracted about 300 participants.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40624317

Erroneous! There's zero chance any woman would voluntarily want to be near naked Travis, let alone hundreds of them.
tGreenWay
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte
Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion

Posts : 55279
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by The Pantry Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 16:10

Travis probably doesn't even know where Finland is.
The Pantry
The Pantry
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 18879
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Travis of the Cosmos Sun 16 Jul 2017 - 16:12

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Travis was in Finland. He is innocent.



http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40624317

Erroneous! There's zero chance any woman would voluntarily want to be near naked Travis, let alone hundreds of them.

I fucked pantrys wife.
Travis of the Cosmos
Travis of the Cosmos
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 31131
Join date : 2014-04-15
Age : 39
Location : Please cease horny posting

Back to top Go down

Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police Empty Re: Travis is wanted by the West Bloomfield police

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum