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Re: The Travis Report

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-07, 21:01

My boy Hannity is leading his show off talking about trump in Korea who might give a speech soon. Oh his has renowned Hungarian Nazi Gorka on! Lovely!

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-07, 21:03

In my boy Hannitys defense, the other seem to be mentioning the speech as well, but the big difference is if you turn on Fox News you’d have no idea there was an election today.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-11-07, 21:04

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:My boy Hannity is leading his show off talking about trump in Korea who might give a speech soon. Oh his has renowned Hungarian Nazi Gorka on! Lovely!

Gorka's dissertation is a gem.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-11-08, 21:00

John Whitehouse‏
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Sean Hannity just announced on the radio that Fox News has hired Sebastian Gorka.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-08, 21:05

Yaaaaasssssssss

Also Hannitys coverage of the elections last night ended up lasting 5.8 seconds or 0.1611111% of his show including commercials. Pretty good.

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Post by DWags on 2017-11-08, 21:11

Dear Travis of the Cosmos,

Please end my subscription to the Travis Report. Your reporters seem to only be rehashing Fox News show hosts nightly pablum.

Thank you,

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P.S.

If you add “big muff women of the Appalachians”, I’ll think about renewing.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-08, 21:57

That’s pretty much what The Travis Report is dwags. It’s in the mission statement. Nothing will be refunded.

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Post by DWags on 2017-11-08, 22:01

Can I at least get a hat?

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-11-08, 22:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:That’s pretty much what The Travis Report is dwags. It’s in the mission statement. Nothing will be refunded.

Please contact customer support with additional concerns, DWags.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-09, 21:11

I just checked out Fox News. The first thing I saw was a picture of Obama and now he’s apparently talking about Trayvon Martin and how it relates to Roy Moore.

Editorial note- Jesus fucking Christ

This shit’s insane though.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-09, 21:58

THESE PEOPLE ARE BLINDLY DEFENDING A GUY ACCUSED OF PEDOPHELIA. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

https://twitter.com/juddlegum/status/928811360774971393

In this one that same person says “there are victims but they are very few and far between (the ones who are lying)

https://twitter.com/juddlegum/status/928816094982426624

What the fucking fuck

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-11-09, 21:59

But can we talk about that one time a lefty did something wrong and you guys failed to condemn him?

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-19, 09:29

“Not a single one of these men grew up in the internet age but this makes me sound like a good Christian boy so I’m going to write it anyway.”

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/11/18/want-sexual-misconduct-by-men-to-stop-start-by-cracking-down-on-boys-easy-access-to-internet-porn.html

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-20, 13:56

You be the judge.... because there’s some legitimate controversy that needs judging and we’re not just feeding our lunatic readers who like to pedal in conspiracy theory.

Fuck. Fuck these people.


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Re: The Travis Report

Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2017-11-20, 14:03



they don't believe in the moon landing but they DO believe that 'ol Hillary Clinton, being the evil grandma that she is, ran a pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor.

sounds perfectly reasonable to me.  
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Post by InTenSity on 2017-11-20, 15:28

LIZ PEEK: Hillary’s scandals finally catch up to her
And when you click the link...
Hillary is toast: Scandals finally catch up with Clintons

Looks like Hillary is going to have to resign.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-28, 14:29

Thank you Mr Trump for bringing Merry Christmas back to the White House

No really that’s the headline. It’s a doozy.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2017-11-28, 14:32

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Thank you Mr Trump for bringing Merry Christmas back to the White House

No really that’s the headline. It’s a doozy.
I think they mean "Thank you, Sexual Predator, for getting the colored boy out of the White House and congratulations on sterilizing the place before you moved in"

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-12-01, 16:48

In other Fox News hilarity today we have an entire section of their website today dedicated to people pooping in places people shouldn’t poop


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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-12-10, 12:51

Snowflake Vonn was physically injured by Trump's words. WTF kind of headline is this?


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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2017-12-10, 14:04

Turtleneck wrote:Snowflake Vonn was physically injured by Trump's words. WTF kind of headline is this?

it's the mainstream media for you.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-12-10, 14:07

They deleted it. Pretty sure the president isn’t going to start tweeting about how someone needs to get fired.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-12-12, 23:12

Tomorrow’s gonna be a big day for the Travis report turtle. Also a big day in Hillary email news.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-12-12, 23:37

Turtleneck wrote:

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-12-13, 00:12

Turtleneck wrote:

The look of pain on his face.

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Post by DWags on 2017-12-13, 06:59

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

The look of pain on his face.

Looks like a man who thought that America would be White again and women would know their place but maybe something is happening to his dreams.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-12-21, 11:50

Hannity slams NBC...by posting an NBC story.


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Post by DWags on 2017-12-21, 12:39

Turtleneck wrote:Hannity slams NBC...by posting an NBC story.



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Post by Turtleneck on 2018-01-06, 22:18

It will always be 11/7/16 at Fox News


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-01-11, 21:38


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-01-11, 21:38

I bet they are looking for the ufos in all of the shitholes

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-01-12, 11:10

Tucker Carlson always looks like he's trying to poop real hard.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2018-01-26, 08:26

So, uh, yeah, I was wrong...here's a car chase...

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/956729170700259329

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-01-26, 13:29

Hannity.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-02-11, 09:14

http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/02/09/scandalous-episode-4-starr-confronts-lewinsky-bill-clinton-blindsided

Let's re-live the Lewinski scandal! Today that would be a random Tuesday.
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Post by GRR Spartan on 2018-02-11, 14:03

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/02/09/scandalous-episode-4-starr-confronts-lewinsky-bill-clinton-blindsided

Let's re-live the Lewinski scandal! Today that would be a random Tuesday.

Nothing beats that. Not even 2 White House stafers reportedly beating 3 wives and a girlfriend.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-02-19, 22:56

Anybody want to take a stab in the dark at answering this for poor sad tucker?


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