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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 11:51

You are probably not going to make an NFL roster as a QB.

There were 786 touchdown passes in the NFL last season, and 785 of them were thrown from the right arm of a passer. The one lefty to complete a touchdown pass in 2016 wasn’t even a quarterback. It was Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant, who hit Jason Witten for a touchdown off a trick play in the Week 16 victory over the Detroit Lions.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/are-lefty-quarterbacks-going-extinct/
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 11:59

I'm probably not going to become an NFL quarterback for other reasons turtleneck.

Also, I wish my parents gave me a baseball when I was like 3 and told me to go throw it in the backyard for the next 15 years Errol woods style. Sure my brain would probably be messed up but I'd be rich.

Also how dare you post this with international lefthanders day coming on Sunday!!! It is my favorite holiday and I intend to celebrate. You are very handist.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 12:01

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 12:07


Added Buccaneers head coach Dirk Koetter in March, “We have certain plays that are ‘one way plays,’ we call them. I’ve been on teams with a righty and a lefty, and it’s weird to have to flip that around [during practice].”

It's weird? Weird? You know what? Fuck you buddy. Handist piece of trash.

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Post by Floyd Robertson 2017-08-09, 12:10

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 12:11

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm probably not going to become an NFL quarterback for other reasons turtleneck.

Also, I wish my parents gave me a baseball when I was like 3 and told me to go throw it in the backyard for the next 15 years Errol woods style. Sure my brain would probably be messed up but I'd be rich.

Also how dare you post this with international lefthanders day coming on Sunday!!! It is my favorite holiday and I intend to celebrate. You are very handist.

Lefthanders are barely above boomers on the list of vile humans.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 12:13



Just because I do not think lefthanders should get special treatment, does not make be a handist. But if it does, so be it. I will wear that label with pride.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 12:14

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm probably not going to become an NFL quarterback for other reasons turtleneck.

Also, I wish my parents gave me a baseball when I was like 3 and told me to go throw it in the backyard for the next 15 years Errol woods style. Sure my brain would probably be messed up but I'd be rich.

Also how dare you post this with international lefthanders day coming on Sunday!!! It is my favorite holiday and I intend to celebrate. You are very handist.

Lefthanders are barely above boomers on the list of vile humans.

GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

There is nothing more despicable than handists like yourself. You're in your own basket of deplorable. Monster.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 12:15

Turtleneck wrote:

Just because I do not think lefthanders should get special treatment, does not make be a handist. But if it does, so be it. I will wear that label with pride.

Nobody is asking for special treatment. Nobody is asking for us to start writing things in an order that makes sense. Nobody is even asking you to make scissors that work. Just stop laughing at me when I can't cut the fucking paper. You don't know what it's like turtleneck. If only you could spend a day in my shoes.
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Post by GRR Spartan 2017-08-09, 12:30

My youngest was a lefty from the first time he grabbed a spoon, threw a ball or swung a bat. His big dilemma now is finding decent used golf clubs. 24M golfers in the US subtract the 23% who are women leaves about 18.5M men and about 12% of the US population are lefties. Its slim pickin's.

However it was an advantage playing HS tennis because his serve spun opposite of what most players ever saw and he inherited his grandmother's ambidexterous ability so he would switch hands when playing the net during rallies.

My late mother was born a lefty but was "cured" by keeping her left arm pinned to her side with a belt at home when she ate and the same at school when she was required to write. She was ambidextrous and a helluva typist as a legal secretary but never went back to eating or writing with her left hand.

My nephew throws and writes as a lefty but eats right, batted right, golfs right.

I can see where a left handed QB screws up receivers with opposite spin and reverses offensive line responsibilities with tackles trained from college, sometimes high school to protect "the blind side" on the left side have to switch. Different footwork and a lot of retraining reaction.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 12:36

Golf clubs are easy. Just go to Carl's in November or so when they're trying to get rid of old inventory and they'll practically give away left handed ones.

That's the one perk. That's it. Beyond that my life is a constant struggle in a world that hates me.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 12:42

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Just because I do not think lefthanders should get special treatment, does not make be a handist. But if it does, so be it. I will wear that label with pride.

If only you could spend a day in my shoes.

What is so special about your shoes that I would need to spend a day in them? Are They different from my shoes? Do lefthanders wear special shoes? Freaks.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 12:44

GRR Spartan wrote:My youngest was a lefty from the first time he grabbed a spoon, threw a ball or swung a bat.  His big dilemma now is finding decent used golf clubs.  24M golfers in the US subtract the 23% who are women leaves about 18.5M men and about 12% of the US population are lefties.  Its slim pickin's.

However it was an advantage playing HS tennis because his serve spun opposite of what most players ever saw and he inherited his grandmother's ambidexterous ability so he would switch hands when playing the net during rallies.

My late mother was born a lefty but was "cured" by keeping her left arm pinned to her side with a belt at home when she ate and the same at school when she was required to write.  She was ambidextrous and a helluva typist as a legal secretary but never went back to eating or writing with her left hand.

My nephew throws and writes as a lefty but eats right, batted right, golfs right.

I can see where a left handed QB screws up receivers with opposite spin and reverses offensive line responsibilities with tackles trained from college, sometimes high school to protect "the blind side" on the left side have to switch.  Different footwork and a lot of retraining reaction.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Golf clubs are easy. Just go to Carl's in November or so when they're trying to get rid of old inventory and they'll practically give away left handed ones.

That's the one perk. That's it. Beyond that my life is a constant struggle in a world that hates me.

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Just because I do not think lefthanders should get special treatment, does not make be a handist. But if it does, so be it. I will wear that label with pride.

Nobody is asking for special treatment.

But apparently lefthanders need special golf equipment and expect it for free.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 12:44

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

If only you could spend a day in my shoes.

What is so special about your shoes that I would need to spend a day in them? Are They different from my shoes? Do lefthanders wear special shoes? Freaks.

It's comments like this... it's just.... so...

Whatever. We don't need you.

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 12:54

Typical lefthander playing the victim card.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 12:57

Turtleneck wrote:Typical lefthander playing the victim card.

If you were joking this would all be fun and games "ha ha let's make fun of left handed people yet again! Great times!"

But I know you aren't. I know you're really just an asshole.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 13:00

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Typical lefthander playing the victim card.

I know you're really just an asshole.

If I am an asshole for saying what everybody is thinking, then I guess I am an asshole. People are too PC to say what needs to be said. Lefthanders are a death cult.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-08-09, 14:06

I'm both Boomer and GenX AND right-and lefthanded. More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548 More bad news for lefthanders  2809484752 More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 15:00

tGreenWay wrote:I'm both Boomer and GenX AND right-and lefthanded. More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548 More bad news for lefthanders  2809484752 More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548

There is probably a good masturbation joke in there somewhere.
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Post by InTenSity 2017-08-09, 15:02

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'm both Boomer and GenX AND right-and lefthanded. More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548 More bad news for lefthanders  2809484752 More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548

There is probably a good masturbation joke in there somewhere.
Not really.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-08-09, 15:07

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'm both Boomer and GenX AND right-and lefthanded. More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548 More bad news for lefthanders  2809484752 More bad news for lefthanders  2275418548

There is probably a good masturbation joke in there somewhere.

Not if you tell it. bom
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 15:07

InTenSity wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

There is probably a good masturbation joke in there somewhere.
Not really.

How would you know? You live florida where it's too hot to touch yourself let alone make jokes about touching yourself.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 15:09

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

There is probably a good masturbation joke in there somewhere.

Not if you tell it. bom

Yeah, because it is the lefthanders that make the offensive and vulgar jokes. Lefthanders have no respect for anything or anyone, but expect special treatment. They are just like boomers.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 15:15

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not if you tell it. bom

Yeah, because it is the lefthanders that make the offensive and vulgar jokes. Lefthanders have no respect for anything or anyone, but expect special treatment. They are just like boomers.

Seriously handism is a real thing and you should stop it.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-08-09, 15:24

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not if you tell it. bom

Yeah, because it is the lefthanders that make the offensive and vulgar jokes. Lefthanders have no respect for anything or anyone, but expect special treatment. They are just like boomers.

As usual, you missed the point of the comment, which, in this case, is: You are not funny. More bad news for lefthanders  3775540924
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 16:59

Sounds like I have right hand privilege!

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Post by Senior Dickfist 2017-08-09, 17:36

Turtleneck wrote:Sounds like I have right hand privilege!


Maybe you need to  check your right handed privilege.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 17:46

Turtleneck wrote:Sounds like I have right hand privilege!


Sounds like you're a giant douche bag who thinks lefty jokes are funny.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 18:28

You're a freak show. lefthanded is a mental disorder.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-08-09, 20:05

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm probably not going to become an NFL quarterback for other reasons turtleneck.

Also, I wish my parents gave me a baseball when I was like 3 and told me to go throw it in the backyard for the next 15 years Errol woods style. Sure my brain would probably be messed up but I'd be rich.

Also how dare you post this with international lefthanders day coming on Sunday!!! It is my favorite holiday and I intend to celebrate. You are very handist.

Lefty golfer?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 20:10

Death Roe wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm probably not going to become an NFL quarterback for other reasons turtleneck.

Also, I wish my parents gave me a baseball when I was like 3 and told me to go throw it in the backyard for the next 15 years Errol woods style. Sure my brain would probably be messed up but I'd be rich.

Also how dare you post this with international lefthanders day coming on Sunday!!! It is my favorite holiday and I intend to celebrate. You are very handist.

Lefty golfer?

Lefty everything yo.

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 20:15

Seek help
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 20:58

You think I'm joking in this thread. I'm not. Seriously.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 21:00

I wish they would pass legislation that allowed people to refuse lefthanders service.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 21:01

Turtleneck wrote:I wish they would pass legislation that allowed people to refuse lefthanders service.


Hahahahahahahahahahah it's always so funny!

Fuck off.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 21:04

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:I wish they would pass legislation that allowed people to refuse lefthanders service.


Hahahahahahahahahahah it's always so funny!

Fuck off.

Sorry. You choices in life are not my business, but I do not feel like the government should have to subsidize your lifestyle choice. Being a lefthander is a choice.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 21:07

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:


Hahahahahahahahahahah it's always so funny!

Fuck off.

Sorry. You choices in life are not my business, but I do not feel like the government should have to subsidize your lifestyle choice. Being a lefthander is a choice.


Dude you're making stupid political jokes but I'm not fucking with you. Lefties are completely ignored and almost universally mocked for no reason at all. It's bullshit. But keep up your stupid jokes. "Ha ha I can make fun of this class of person so I will." Hypocrite.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 21:33

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Sorry. You choices in life are not my business, but I do not feel like the government should have to subsidize your lifestyle choice. Being a lefthander is a choice.


Lefties are completely ignored and almost universally mocked for no reason at all.

Haha. Ok.

I do not remember reading about lefthanders being denied jobs, housing, or employment. I do not recall a time in which lefthanders could not attend school with righthanders. Somehow the period of American history where lefthanders were denied public accommodations escapes me. But you are right. Lefthanders have been the victim of systemic discrimination and my jokes smack of handism and righthander privilege.

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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-09, 21:36

*I would like to draw your attention to the horrible things you said about GreenWay and DWags based simply on their generation. It was a gross display of agism and you should be as ashamed as I am for my handism.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-09, 21:37

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:


Lefties are completely ignored and almost universally mocked for no reason at all.

Haha. Ok.

I do not remember reading about lefthanders being denied jobs, housing, or employment. I do not recall a time in which lefthanders could not attend school with righthanders. Somehow the period of American history where lefthanders were denied public accommodations escapes me. But you are right. Lefthanders have been the victim of systemic discrimination and my jokes smack of handism and righthander privilege.


That's because you, like everyone, never paid attention.

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