What happened to Pylon?

Was Pylon killed by the Clintons? They have had so many people killed so why not Pylon?

I voted for Clinton killing cause it would be so fucking cool. I mean, not for Pylon, but shit we'd be the talk of the universe. Then, we could really abuse our mod powers when we got busy from all the traffic. Oh wait, I'm getting too far ahead of myself. Don't want to suck my own dick yet.

There's no proof that Pylon was a man.

DWags wrote:I voted for Clinton killing cause it would be so fucking cool. I mean, not for Pylon, but shit we'd be the talk of the universe. Then, we could really abuse our mod powers when we got busy from all the traffic. Oh wait, I'm getting too far ahead of myself. Don't want to suck my own dick yet.

Yet? Good idea leaving some wiggle room to change your mind.

Turtleneck you know what's always made me laugh about the Clinton kill list thing? How the fuck is Anthony Weiner still alive? Fucker would have been #1 #2 #3 #4 and #5 on any such kill list.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Turtleneck you know what's always made me laugh about the Clinton kill list thing? How the fuck is Anthony Weiner still alive? Fucker would have been #1 #2 #3 #4 and #5 on any such kill list.

Yeah, no way Pylon gets it before AW. Also, this was a trick question because Hillary died. tSwill was running exclusive coverage late into the election that Clinton was dying of some disease. I saw repeated posts that diagnosed her with terminal this or that based on photos of her at various events.

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Turtleneck you know what's always made me laugh about the Clinton kill list thing? How the fuck is Anthony Weiner still alive? Fucker would have been #1 #2 #3 #4 and #5 on any such kill list.

Yeah, no way Pylon gets it before AW. Also, this was a trick question because Hillary died. tSwill was running exclusive coverage late into the election that Clinton was dying of some disease. I saw repeated posts that diagnosed her with terminal this or that based on photos of her at various events.

No. She's not dead. The president of the United States tweets about some random lady in New York who has no actual responsibilities pretty much every single day. There's no reason why he'd do that about a dead lady. Unless he thinks she's one of those people that's votes from the grave. Wait... is that why he keeps talking about her? That makes sense. Never mind.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Turtleneck you know what's always made me laugh about the Clinton kill list thing? How the fuck is Anthony Weiner still alive? Fucker would have been #1 #2 #3 #4 and #5 on any such kill list.

There's still time.