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Post by duffy munn on 2017-07-30, 21:14

Never happened.

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Post by Herbie Green on 2017-07-30, 21:15

This is some of your best work.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-07-30, 21:34

One of gHost's stranger fantasies.

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-30, 21:52

Raises goose think about the responders. Whatever. Enjoy the night mother ....,,

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-30, 22:01

Ghost!


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Post by duffy munn on 2017-07-30, 22:27

gHost Spartan wrote:
duffy munn wrote:Never happened.
LOL Muffy you say that all the time. Maybe I should text you the pics

Creepy

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Post by steveschneider on 2017-07-30, 23:19

How many times have you shit at the beach?

Going off memory but didn't you shit off a boat just off shore at Lake Michigan?
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Post by The Pantry on 2017-07-30, 23:34

Only shit on a beach once, shortly before heading to State. Labor Day weekend 1977. Drove up to the Thumb with a couple friends to go fishing. One had a pickup with a cap and borrowed his dad's 14' boat and trailer. The other friend borrowed the tiny motor from his dad's duck boat.

We planned to camp somewhere but had made no reservations. Got up there and the campgrounds were all booked so we kept driving around. Found a place to put the boat in the water. Went out in Saginaw Bay. Got out there maybe half a mile to realize we didn't bring an anchor. Fuck it. Fished for a while, catching nothing, then realized we had drifted even farther off shore. Not another boat in sight so we decided we should head back. Tried to restart the duck boat motor and discovered the fuel line was leaking like a sieve...dry rot. Then realized we didn't have any oars in the boat either. Took all three of us to get the boat back to shore...two with both hands on the fuel line to contain the leaking and the other to start the motor and direct us back to shore.

Ended up parked on the side of the road that night next to the bay. Had to take a dump. The beach. Dug a hole and unloaded under the moonlight.

Was a strange and memorable weekend. We had some firecrackers. For some reason we also had a can of Vienna sausages. Forget whose idea it was but we started putting the firecrackers in the sausages and tossing them out the window while driving down M-25. One got fumbled while lighting it and thrown out the window last second. Exploded right in front of the windshield, covering it with Vienna sausage. Wipers just smeared it. Had to pull off on the shoulder to clean it up.

Managed to get a campsite at Port Crescent SP the 2nd night. Sat in the bed of the pickup with the tailgate down and the cap hatch open to watch a wild lightning storm roll over the bay

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Post by pulling69 on 2017-07-30, 23:46

Smells like bullshit
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Post by Nordic on 2017-07-30, 23:57

gHost Spartan wrote:
duffy munn wrote:Never happened.
LOL Muffy you say that all the time. Maybe I should text you the pics

Pics or GTFO
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Post by DWags on 2017-07-31, 00:08

gHost Spartan wrote:
duffy munn wrote:Never happened.
LOL Muffy you say that all the time. Maybe I should text you the pics

Pics or ban. TIA.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 01:46

DWags wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: LOL Muffy you say that all the time. Maybe I should text you the pics

Pics or ban. TIA.


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Post by Cameron on 2017-07-31, 09:08

I think you need to change your eating habits. An adult shouldn't be having shit emergencies so frequently.

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Post by DWags on 2017-07-31, 09:08

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:

Pics or ban. TIA.
Unfortunately my sealable phone bag/compartment doesn't work with iPhone 7 Plus because of the new home button so I didn't take any beach pics yesterday, at least not while I was covered in sand shitting. I have a couple of my daughter and that's it.

But of course. Completely understandable.

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Post by steveschneider on 2017-07-31, 09:09

Cameron wrote:I think you need to change your eating habits. An adult shouldn't be having shit emergencies so frequently.

Or start wearing depends.
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Post by MSU addict on 2017-07-31, 09:17

The beach is just a big litter box - should we call you Cat Boy now?

You have a young daughter - you should now who he is.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 15:55

I hope this story is passed down through the generations until one day, in about a hundred years, gHost's great great granddaughter is building a sandcastle on the very spot where gHost unloaded and little Eunice uncovers his fossilized poo. Maybe they'll drop it in the urn with the rest of gHost's ashes or maybe they'll have it bronzed and placed on the little girl's bookshelf next to her Star Wars 150th Anniversary edition.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 16:25

Coconut Sid wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I hope this story is passed down through the generations until one day, in about a hundred years, gHost's great great granddaughter is building a sandcastle on the very spot where gHost unloaded and little Eunice uncovers his fossilized poo. Maybe they'll drop it in the urn with the rest of gHost's ashes or maybe they'll have it bronzed and placed on the little girl's bookshelf next to her Star Wars 150th Anniversary edition.

Dumb.

My dog says fuck you.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-07-31, 17:00

tGreenWay wrote:I hope this story is passed down through the generations until one day, in about a hundred years, gHost's great great granddaughter is building a sandcastle on the very spot where gHost unloaded and little Eunice uncovers his fossilized poo. Maybe they'll drop it in the urn with the rest of gHost's ashes or maybe they'll have it bronzed and placed on the little girl's bookshelf next to her Star Wars 150th Anniversary edition.

Brilliant

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 17:01

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I hope this story is passed down through the generations until one day, in about a hundred years, gHost's great great granddaughter is building a sandcastle on the very spot where gHost unloaded and little Eunice uncovers his fossilized poo. Maybe they'll drop it in the urn with the rest of gHost's ashes or maybe they'll have it bronzed and placed on the little girl's bookshelf next to her Star Wars 150th Anniversary edition.

Brilliant

My dog says fuck you, too.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-07-31, 17:05

tGreenWay wrote:
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Brilliant

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 17:10

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 17:10

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 17:11

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My dog says fuck you, too.  

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-07-31, 17:15

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

How would you know? The only beach you go to is at Lake Lansing with the other juggalos.


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tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

How would you know? The only beach you go to is at Lake Lansing with the other juggalos.

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-07-31, 17:18

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

Damn, it's not groundhog day is it?

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tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

Damn, it's not groundhog day is it?

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tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

Damn, it's not groundhog day is it?

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-07-31, 17:21

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Your dog is a piece of beach shit.

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

Damn, it's not groundhog day is it?

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 17:28

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Try again. Dogs aren't allowed on most beaches, dumbass.

How would you know. The only beach you go to is at Lake Lansing with the other juggalos.

Juggalos are people, too.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-07-31, 17:29

Forumotion is sick of Turtleneck so they're penalizing him with my most brutal zings.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-07-31, 17:34

Coconut Sid has not even been here as long as Scaramucci was in the White House, but he is already a 100x better poster than you.

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Post by The Pantry on 2017-07-31, 17:37

Turtleneck wrote:Coconut Sid has not even been here as long as Scaramucci was in the White House, but he is already a 100x better poster than you.
Dogs scare the hell out of Sid. Cats too.
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