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Does anybody care I'm home alone tonight?

Post by DWags on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 17:39

Wife is with dance moms
Eldest is in Wisconsin I think
Youngest told me no way she was hanging out with me tonight.

I'm not gonna drink. That's no fun alone

Porn or last chance u? Both?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 17:41

No. No one gives a shit.

You know a couple of years ago wbh and I had a thread where we got drunk together in a thread since we didn't want to drink alone. That's an option for you.

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Post by DWags on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 17:43

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:No. No one gives a shit.

You know a couple of years ago wbh and I had a thread where we got drunk together in a thread since we didn't want to drink alone. That's an option for you.

I did a shot with him o er the web once. But that's like having sex with porn. Kinda fun but empty.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 17:44

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:No. No one gives a shit.

You know a couple of years ago wbh and I had a thread where we got drunk together in a thread since we didn't want to drink alone. That's an option for you.

I did a shot with him o er the web once. But that's like having sex with porn. Kinda fun but empty.

How do you have sex with porn?

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Post by aualum06 on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 17:45

Have you watched season 2? Buddy is still buddy lol
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 17:45

I mean I guess I could lube up both sides of my laptop and close the screen a little bit I feel like that would cause also sorts of electrical problems. Obviously the electricity will only add to the pleasure of having my nipples hooked to car batteries but I feel like it might have long lasting effects on my computer.

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Post by Turtleneck on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 17:53

No
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Post by NigelUno on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 18:26

Grilling some tri tip tomorrow or Sunday.

Dry rub?  Marinate overnight?  Garlic paste?  

Watcha think?

And check your PM's.
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Post by DWags on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 18:37

NigelUno wrote:Grilling some tri tip tomorrow or Sunday.

Dry rub?  Marinate overnight?  Garlic paste?  

Watcha think?

And check your PM's.

Going to sams for some Boston butt. Prepping it tonight for a Sunday smoke. Gonna stop at Lowes and get some stuff and look at shit I wish I had. Then home for last chance u.

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Post by Turtleneck on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 18:38

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You know a couple of years ago wbh and I had a thread where we got drunk together in a thread since we didn't want to drink alone. That's an option for you.

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Post by The Pantry on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 18:56

NigelUno wrote:Grilling some tri tip tomorrow or Sunday.

Dry rub?  Marinate overnight?  Garlic paste?  

Watcha think?

And check your PM's.
Season however you want.

Tri tip is excellent reverse seared with some cherry chunks.
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Post by DWags on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 19:31

Ran into something I found in Lowes once. It was called "Booty Rub". I put some mustard on the Butt, I use the booty rub, I wrap in in cling wrap. It will go on Sunday morning about 9:30 A.M. 8 Lb's that we'll bring some over to the sister inlaw too. Just had a section of my wooden fence fall over backwards into the empty lot. I have stuff to do now. Wish I had a nail gun. I don't. I want one, but I might get carried away.

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Post by LooseGoose on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 19:37

Wags? Forget all that boring stuff. I've got a big can of black powder I just found. Come on up, grab a couple of jars of Kesslers on the way and we'll build a big fire and blow shit up all night. Let me know what time to expect you.

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Post by DWags on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 19:44

LooseGoose wrote:Wags? Forget all that boring stuff. I've got a big can of black powder I just found. Come on up, grab a couple of jars of Kesslers on the way and we'll build a big fire and blow shit up all night. Let me know what time to expect you.

Holy shit, I swear on my kids, if this was 2 in the afternoon, I'd be there. I have a wedding tomorrow, by now we'd be done with a bottle, we'd have blowed up some good shit, and I'd have a better than even chance to sober up and drive back for the wedding. ........ with pies for the bride and groom. Hippy wedding, on the beach and then their backyard.

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Post by Turtleneck on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 19:47

DWags wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Wags? Forget all that boring stuff. I've got a big can of black powder I just found. Come on up, grab a couple of jars of Kesslers on the way and we'll build a big fire and blow shit up all night. Let me know what time to expect you.

Holy shit, I swear on my kids, if this was 2 in the afternoon, I'd be there. I have a wedding tomorrow, by now we'd be done with a bottle, we'd have blowed up some good shit, and I'd have a better than even chance to sober up and drive back for the wedding. ........ with pies for the bride and groom. Hippy wedding, on the beach and then their backyard.

Congratulations! So is this a sister wife thing?
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Post by The Pantry on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 19:47

The Pantry wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Grilling some tri tip tomorrow or Sunday.

Dry rub?  Marinate overnight?  Garlic paste?  

Watcha think?

And check your PM's.
Season however you want.

Tri tip is excellent reverse seared with some cherry chunks.
btw...pull it to sear at 100-105 internal. Let it go to 110-115 or beyond and it'll be overdone.
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 20:17

DWags wrote:Ran into something I found in Lowes once. It was called "Booty Rub". I put some mustard on the Butt, I use the booty rub, I wrap in in cling wrap. It will go on Sunday morning about 9:30 A.M. 8 Lb's that we'll bring some over to the sister inlaw too. Just had a section of my wooden fence fall over backwards into the empty lot. I have stuff to do now. Wish I had a nail gun. I don't. I want one, but I might get carried away.

You need booty rub? I can save my old booty wipes for you to rub on your meat.

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Post by Herbie Green on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 20:21

I have my first night alone in forever.    I am already wasted.   I didnt realize that wasnt cool but I am not sure who I am trying to impress.  So I am going to smoke down.  I think i have last episode of Dead show to crank up
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Post by DWags on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 20:24

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Holy shit, I swear on my kids, if this was 2 in the afternoon, I'd be there. I have a wedding tomorrow, by now we'd be done with a bottle, we'd have blowed up some good shit, and I'd have a better than even chance to sober up and drive back for the wedding. ........ with pies for the bride and groom. Hippy wedding, on the beach and then their backyard.

Congratulations! So is this a sister wife thing?

Brother Husband you homophobic POS

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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 22:02

Hey DWags,
The call is coming from inside your home.

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Post by InTenSity on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 22:54

Dwags, I just got home. I'm sipping on some bourbon. I'm watching season 3 of leftovers. My pool isn't working correctly again.

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Post by NigelUno on Fri 4 Aug 2017 - 23:16

InTenSity wrote:Dwags, I just got home. I'm sipping on some bourbon. I'm watching season 3 of leftovers. My pool isn't working correctly again.

I saw a leg of the Jelly Roll Farewell Tour at the Dockside.

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