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Help me choose a tattoo.
tWife is itching to get one and I've delayed because I can't decide what I want. If I had to choose, I'd go with Gruff, but I like the idea of the radiation symbol covering the entire head of my cock.
Got any suggestions?
Got any suggestions?
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definitely the lemon party fellas.
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Get a tattoo on your cock of a bigger cock.
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Yeah!Cameron wrote:Get a tattoo on your cock of a bigger cock.
....wait, wut?
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Cameron wrote:Get a tattoo on your cock of a bigger cock.
All of these suggestions are good, but this is fucking brilliant.
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Turtleneck wrote:
I do like Ray-Ban, but I'm more of a traditional aviator style.
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The Pantry wrote:
This could work. In fact, several people have told me I am gifted with a higher-than-normal degree of intuition, the so-called third eye. Unless you think having a paranormal third-eye and a third-eye tattoo would be a little too on the nose, so to speak, to continue with body part metaphors.
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Tramp stamp so turtleneck and Travis have somewhere to blow their loads.
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Rocinante wrote:Tramp stamp so turtleneck and Travis have somewhere to blow their loads.
Are you flirting with us?
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Rocinante wrote:Tramp stamp so turtleneck and Travis have somewhere to blow their loads.
Hi, Roc. Want to party with us?
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Rocinante wrote:Tramp stamp so turtleneck and Travis have somewhere to blow their loads.
Can you make it a butterfly tho?
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Rocinante wrote:Tramp stamp so turtleneck and Travis have somewhere to blow their loads.
Can you make it a butterfly tho?
It won't matter because it's going to look like the Hawaiian islands when I'm done.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:definitely the lemon party fellas.
I think you have gay tendencies. Kinda like ghost with the let's fuck shit. ... Do you wanna finger me?
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We All Need To Admit That America Has A Tattoo Problem
You’re Not So Special Anymore, Buttercup
My experience doesn’t seem to be entirely anecdotal. If America can be divided into those who don’t have tattoos and those who do, the two groups seem to be rapidly approaching equilibrium. About one in five Americans have tattoos, and among 18-29 year-olds the latest figures peg those with ink at 40 percent.
If tattoos were once an act of rebellion against cultural norms, now they are a well-established norm. If you want a tattoo, hey, it’s a free country. But it seems many people still get them laboring under the delusion that they’re a hallmark of individualism. The desire to use visual signals on your skin to proclaim yourself unique to people you don’t even know can’t be terribly healthy. It is, in a subtle and penetrating way, kind of selfish. Or maybe my misanthropy is showing, but the omnipresence of people begging to be noticed for such superficial reasons is surely annoying.
But despite some encouraging cultural derision, tattoos still became more overt and common. As a result, any suggestive power tattoos might have had to indicate you’re a sexy badass is as outdated as the thought of Clintons in the White House. They have become so pedestrian, I simply don’t see a way to make tattoos great again.
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I have no tattoos...which somehow makes me an outcast.
I suspect Loose has a shit load of biker ink.
I suspect Loose has a shit load of biker ink.
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Turtleneck wrote:I have no tattoos...which somehow makes me an outcast.
I suspect Loose has a shit load of biker ink.
Not really...
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LooseGoose wrote:Turtleneck wrote:I have no tattoos...which somehow makes me an outcast.
I suspect Loose has a shit load of biker ink.
Not really...
Nice old lady, Loose.
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Deep thinking by the same geniuses who said wanting a dog instead of a child should be considered a mental disorder.
https://thefederalist.com/2017/05/09/pets-instead-kids-considered-psychiatric-disorder/
https://thefederalist.com/2017/05/09/pets-instead-kids-considered-psychiatric-disorder/
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tGreenWay wrote:Deep thinking by the same geniuses who said wanting a dog instead of a child should be considered a mental disorder.
https://thefederalist.com/2017/05/09/pets-instead-kids-considered-psychiatric-disorder/
A little touchy over having matching tattoos with your dog, eh?
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LooseGoose wrote:tGreenWay wrote:Deep thinking by the same geniuses who said wanting a dog instead of a child should be considered a mental disorder.
https://thefederalist.com/2017/05/09/pets-instead-kids-considered-psychiatric-disorder/
A little touchy over having matching tattoos with your dog, eh?
Soon. Very soon. Matching finger in the butt tattoos.
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tGreenWay wrote:Deep thinking by the same geniuses who said wanting a dog instead of a child should be considered a mental disorder.
https://thefederalist.com/2017/05/09/pets-instead-kids-considered-psychiatric-disorder/
By deferring kids for ‘fur-babies,’ the dog-boomer generation is missing out on the real joys of parenthood and pets.
What would that be? Changing diapers? Cleaning up puke? Dealing with temper tantrums in public? Spending hundreds of thousands over 18+ years and getting no return on your investment? Having them grow up only to fail at becoming premium Internet message board posters? No thanks.
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I was talking to my old neighbor today. His daughter is off to school in Massachusettes. They are Peruvian, I'm pretty sure he is first generation. He's a AC repair guy and his wife barely speaks English, although I'm sure she is the one that pushed her daughter. I think she got a full ride to wherever she is going to and is going to med school. I thought that was a pretty cool story. Guy works hard, I barely saw him around, but was always friendly to me. Him and his wife are so proud of their daughter. Anyway, that's one good thing about having kids. Plus who else is going to mow the lawn and do the dishes? Sure as hell not me.What would that be? Changing diapers? Cleaning up puke? Dealing with temper tantrums in public? Spending hundreds of thousands over 18+ years and getting no return on your investment? Having them grow up only to fail at becoming premium Internet message board posters? No thanks
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InTenSity wrote:
I was talking to my old neighbor today.
Why? Why do people always have to talk to each other. This is why they make smart phones.
InTenSity wrote:His daughter is off to school in Massachusettes.
They will be excited when she comes back as an east coast lib elite.
InTenSity wrote:They are Peruvian, I'm pretty sure he is first generation. He's a AC repair guy and his wife barely speaks English, although I'm sure she is the one that pushed her daughter. I think she got a full ride to wherever she is going to and is going to med school. I thought that was a pretty cool story. Guy works hard, I barely saw him around, but was always friendly to me. Him and his wife are so proud of their daughter.
I am proud of her, too. This is a good story and these are the hard working people I want in this country; people who want to make positive contributions to their community and better themselves are what makes this country (any place for that matter) great.
InTenSity wrote:Anyway, that's one good thing about having kids. Plus who else is going to mow the lawn and do the dishes? Sure as hell not me.
The landscaper and the dishwasher.
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Turtleneck wrote:Why? Why do people always have to talk to each other. This is why they make smart phones.InTenSity wrote:
I was talking to my old neighbor today.The landscaper and the dishwasher.InTenSity wrote:Anyway, that's one good thing about having kids. Plus who else is going to mow the lawn and do the dishes? Sure as hell not me.
Intensity obviously needs help in finding people.
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Unless you have a working farm, I do not see the utility in children.
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tGreenWay wrote:Deep thinking by the same geniuses who said wanting a dog instead of a child should be considered a mental disorder.
https://thefederalist.com/2017/05/09/pets-instead-kids-considered-psychiatric-disorder/
Well, the wife and I have 3 dogs and no children. I guess it was my psychiatric disorder that caused me to try and start a duel with you. I apologize, I realize now that I'm a complete psycho and will no longer stalk you today.
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Senior Dickfist wrote:tGreenWay wrote:Deep thinking by the same geniuses who said wanting a dog instead of a child should be considered a mental disorder.
https://thefederalist.com/2017/05/09/pets-instead-kids-considered-psychiatric-disorder/
Well, the wife and I have 3 dogs and no children. I guess it was my psychiatric disorder that caused me to try and start a duel with you. I apologize, I realize now that I'm a complete psycho and will no longer stalk you today.
Seriously? Because it is pretty entertaining and GreenWay's well-being is of no consequence to us.
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Turtleneck wrote:Senior Dickfist wrote:
Well, the wife and I have 3 dogs and no children. I guess it was my psychiatric disorder that caused me to try and start a duel with you. I apologize, I realize now that I'm a complete psycho and will no longer stalk you today.
Seriously? Because it is pretty entertaining and GreenWay's well-being is of no consequence to us.
Do you usually believe what an admitted psycho says to be the truth?
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Can they make gif tattoos yet? Cause if they can you should get this
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can they make gif tattoos yet? Cause if they can you should get this
That bear is so great. I am glad he is getting out tBin and getting a feel for the whole site.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can they make gif tattoos yet? Cause if they can you should get this
You have grass at the bottom of your pit?
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Senior Dickfist wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Can they make gif tattoos yet? Cause if they can you should get this
You have grass at the bottom of your pit?
That bear is staring at Pylon and sizing him up.
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InTenSity wrote:I was talking to my old neighbor today. His daughter is off to school in Massachusettes. They are Peruvian, I'm pretty sure he is first generation. He's a AC repair guy and his wife barely speaks English, although I'm sure she is the one that pushed her daughter. I think she got a full ride to wherever she is going to and is going to med school. I thought that was a pretty cool story. Guy works hard, I barely saw him around, but was always friendly to me. Him and his wife are so proud of their daughter. Anyway, that's one good thing about having kids. Plus who else is going to mow the lawn and do the dishes? Sure as hell not me.What would that be? Changing diapers? Cleaning up puke? Dealing with temper tantrums in public? Spending hundreds of thousands over 18+ years and getting no return on your investment? Having them grow up only to fail at becoming premium Internet message board posters? No thanks
Great story. A big part of the American Dream.
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Turtleneck wrote:Senior Dickfist wrote:
Well, the wife and I have 3 dogs and no children. I guess it was my psychiatric disorder that caused me to try and start a duel with you. I apologize, I realize now that I'm a complete psycho and will no longer stalk you today.
Seriously? Because it is pretty entertaining and GreenWay's well-being is of no consequence to us.
I. Loathe. You.
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tGreenWay wrote:InTenSity wrote:
I was talking to my old neighbor today. His daughter is off to school in Massachusettes. They are Peruvian, I'm pretty sure he is first generation. He's a AC repair guy and his wife barely speaks English, although I'm sure she is the one that pushed her daughter. I think she got a full ride to wherever she is going to and is going to med school. I thought that was a pretty cool story. Guy works hard, I barely saw him around, but was always friendly to me. Him and his wife are so proud of their daughter. Anyway, that's one good thing about having kids. Plus who else is going to mow the lawn and do the dishes? Sure as hell not me.
Great story. A big part of the American Dream.
America's dream is to deport you.
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