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Post by Rocinante 2017-08-04, 22:00

I got horrible diarrhea!! I've been in here for 15 minutes and it won't stop! I'm pissing out my ass and somebody is standing outside the door tryng the handle periodically. I just keep shouting. "SORRY, I'LL BE A WHILE!!!" I ate Mexican a while ago. I'm guessing that's the culprit. Sucks!!!
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-04, 22:02

Hahaha! gHost hacked Roc's account!
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Post by Rocinante 2017-08-04, 22:04

My only saving grace is I buzzed my butthairs yesterday So the wipe should be okay if it ever stops.
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Post by Rocinante 2017-08-04, 22:04

I am not ghost TN
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-08-04, 22:07

Dig a hole in the stacked beer display. They won't find your mess until after Labor Day.
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Post by Guest 2017-08-04, 22:09

Turtleneck wrote:Hahaha! gHost hacked Roc's account!

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It's scary but that's the 1st thought that crossed my mind too.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-04, 22:12

15 minutes? Your grocery store sucks. Fuck Idaho
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-04, 22:13

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:15 minutes? Your grocery store sucks. Fuck Idaho

He lives in Nebraska you dumbass.
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Post by Death Roe 2017-08-04, 22:22

Are you near a beach?
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-04, 22:25

Death Roe wrote:Are you near a beach?

A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!
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Post by Death Roe 2017-08-04, 22:29

Turtleneck wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Are you near a beach?

A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!

He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-04, 22:30

Death Roe wrote:
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A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!

He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!

No shit. Everybody knows that, DR.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-04, 22:56

I think he lives in Oklahoma
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Post by InTenSity 2017-08-04, 22:59

Ric lives in New Mexico. Manufactures meth.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-04, 23:07

Fuck South Dakota #northdakotaforlyfe
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-04, 23:18

Who the fuck is Ric?
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Post by pulling69 2017-08-05, 00:15

What percentage of eclipse is this?
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Post by The Pantry 2017-08-05, 00:31

Death Roe wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!

He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
They have Taco Bell in Wyoming?
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-05, 00:35

The Pantry wrote:
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He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
They have Taco Bell in Wyoming?

Instead of cheese they have shredded meth.
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-05, 00:37

Also, what happen to Roc? He disappeared. Did he fall in? Somebody better call all the grocery stores in Utah and have the bathrooms checked.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-05, 00:46

Roc lives in Iowa please be respectful
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Post by Rocinante 2017-08-05, 01:13

I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.
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Post by Rocinante 2017-08-05, 01:14

Thanks for all the concern guys. I actually live in Washington.


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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-05, 01:15

I wasn't worried.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2017-08-05, 01:23

Oregon sucks
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Post by Turtleneck 2017-08-05, 01:47

I can't believe that dork hasn't been shot with all of his running around Kansas in a cape.
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Post by tGreenWay 2017-08-05, 01:53

Rocinante wrote:I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.

Nor is that bathroom anymore.
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Post by kingstonlake 2017-08-05, 06:22

To much anal?
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Post by Guest 2017-08-05, 07:43

Rocinante wrote:I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.

there's nothing wrong with your guts.....

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