Just got to the grocery store and....
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Just got to the grocery store and....
I got horrible diarrhea!! I've been in here for 15 minutes and it won't stop! I'm pissing out my ass and somebody is standing outside the door tryng the handle periodically. I just keep shouting. "SORRY, I'LL BE A WHILE!!!" I ate Mexican a while ago. I'm guessing that's the culprit. Sucks!!!
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Hahaha! gHost hacked Roc's account!
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My only saving grace is I buzzed my butthairs yesterday So the wipe should be okay if it ever stops.
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I am not ghost TN
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Dig a hole in the stacked beer display. They won't find your mess until after Labor Day.
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Turtleneck wrote:Hahaha! gHost hacked Roc's account!
It's scary but that's the 1st thought that crossed my mind too.
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15 minutes? Your grocery store sucks. Fuck Idaho
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:15 minutes? Your grocery store sucks. Fuck Idaho
He lives in Nebraska you dumbass.
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Are you near a beach?
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Death Roe wrote:Are you near a beach?
A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!
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Turtleneck wrote:Death Roe wrote:Are you near a beach?
A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!
He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
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Death Roe wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!
He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
No shit. Everybody knows that, DR.
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I think he lives in Oklahoma
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Ric lives in New Mexico. Manufactures meth.
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Fuck South Dakota #northdakotaforlyfe
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Who the fuck is Ric?
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What percentage of eclipse is this?
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They have Taco Bell in Wyoming?Death Roe wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
A beach! In Nebraska! HAHAHA!
He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
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The Pantry wrote:They have Taco Bell in Wyoming?Death Roe wrote:
He lives in Wyoming you dumbass!!
Instead of cheese they have shredded meth.
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Also, what happen to Roc? He disappeared. Did he fall in? Somebody better call all the grocery stores in Utah and have the bathrooms checked.
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Roc lives in Iowa please be respectful
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I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.
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Thanks for all the concern guys. I actually live in Washington.
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I wasn't worried.
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Oregon sucks
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I can't believe that dork hasn't been shot with all of his running around Kansas in a cape.
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Rocinante wrote:I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.
Nor is that bathroom anymore.
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To much anal?
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Rocinante wrote:I got out and completed my shopping. However, my guts are not right.
there's nothing wrong with your guts.....
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