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Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 00:32

Don't listen to Slugworth, Charlie. Be true to yourself.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 00:41

I like Tango & Cash, both reading the screenplay and the movie.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-06, 00:51

Thanks green way

I am drunk lol

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 00:56

Death Roe wrote:

I am drunk lol

Oh, then you want to talk to Travis. Don't worry. His hands are little.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-06, 00:57

Can you hold me???

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-06, 01:00

I love you guys

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 01:04

Death Roe wrote:Can you hold me???

Pylon will hold you.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-06, 01:10

Turtleneck wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Can you hold me???

Pylon will hold you.

He's gone ;(

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 01:12

I like how GreenWay starts this shit thread and then leaves. That guy is such a boomer. Totally irresponsible.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 01:36

Started the thread and hung around waiting for a response. Got nuthin' so I started focusing on the movie. So shut your pie hole.

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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 01:45

Poor Mike Teevee just got shrunk down to Travis' size.

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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 01:47


I might watch Transformers.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 01:47

Maybe GI Joe.

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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 01:48

Turtleneck wrote:
I might watch Transformers.

Seems about right.

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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 01:48

Turtleneck wrote:Maybe GI Joe.


You play with dolls.

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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 01:49

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:
I might watch Transformers.

Seems about right.


Whatever candy boy.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 01:58

I'm more Choco Man.

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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-06, 02:08

tGreenWay wrote:I'm more Choco Man.

You're more Baby Ruth floating in a pool man
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 02:12

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I'm more Choco Man.

You're more Baby Ruth floating in a pool man

And you're a turd in a punch bowl.

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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-08-06, 02:17

Death Roe wrote:Can you hold me???

Wait, Greg Cote, is that you? Do you want to be held or tickled?
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-06, 10:27

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Can you hold me???

Wait, Greg Cote, is that you? Do you want to be held or tickled?

"My doctor, Dr. McGillicuddy, said this isn't good for my HEART! Heart attackin' it!"

That man is a national treasure.

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-08-06, 17:51

Death Roe wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Wait, Greg Cote, is that you? Do you want to be held or tickled?

"My doctor, Dr. McGillicuddy, said this isn't good for my HEART! Heart attackin' it!"

That man is a national treasure.

Yes, yes, he is!
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-06, 19:11

I love you.

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by aualum06 on 2017-08-06, 19:20

What an elevator
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Re: Charlie just found the fifth and final Golden Ticket!

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-06, 19:31

aualum06 wrote:What an elevator

It's a Wonkavator.

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-08-06, 19:42

tGreenWay wrote:
aualum06 wrote:What an elevator

It's a Wonkavator.
I enjoy the second book as well
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