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Poll Should the US invade Canada?

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-07, 14:38

Roc is reporting Canada is trying to block parts of the US from seeing the upcoming eclipse. I am tired of their bullshit. They think they are better than us and have been real uppity lately. What have they ever done for the world? They gave us Tragically Hip, which was a punk move. So, invade Canada and steal all the Labatts?
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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-07, 14:45

The tragically hip makes the eclipse thing a wash. The New Pornographers, the Barenaked Ladies, and Sloan put things well on the side of not invading... then there's Nickleback....

Fuck those Canuck bastards. TONIGHT WE RIDE.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-07, 14:49

Dibs on Leamington.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-07, 16:05

Rocinante wrote:The tragically hip makes the eclipse thing a wash.  The New Pornographers, the Barenaked Ladies, and Sloan put things well on the side of not invading... then there's Nickleback....

Fuck those Canuck bastards.  TONIGHT WE RIDE.

I like AC Newman's solo stuff, and I like everything about Neko Case.

I am not a Barenaked Ladies fan, and Sloan is a name I have not heard in a long time.
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Post by The Pantry on 2017-08-07, 16:13

You're forgetting Shania Twain

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-08-07, 16:14

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:The tragically hip makes the eclipse thing a wash.  The New Pornographers, the Barenaked Ladies, and Sloan put things well on the side of not invading... then there's Nickleback....

Fuck those Canuck bastards.  TONIGHT WE RIDE.

I like AC Newman's solo stuff, and I like everything about Neko Case.

I am not a Barenaked Ladies fan, and Sloan is a name I have not heard in a long time.

If you're going to talk about Canada's musical contributions you have to start with Neil Young, Triumph and April Wine. I know that will disappoint Loverboy fans but someone has to keep Nickelbag company.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-07, 16:24

This is not a thread about Canadian music. This is a thread about how to deal with our arrogant little brother who lives up north.
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Post by MiamiSpartan on 2017-08-07, 16:38

Damn straight we should before they invade us.  Do you think it's just a coincidence that a nation as large as Canada has amassed 90% of their population near the US border?

And what the fuck do they offer us?  How often have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, let's stay in and order Canadian food."

This news broadcast lays out the case pretty damn well:

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-07, 16:38

Dibs on Evangeline Lilly.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-08-07, 17:04

Turtleneck wrote:This is not a thread about Canadian music. This is a thread about how to deal with our arrogant little brother who lives up north.

An early example of their plans....seems to have fallen into disuse...

Welcome to the General Headquarters of the Campaign for Canadian World Domination!

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Post by The Pantry on 2017-08-07, 17:11

Would be nice to cross the Bluewater Bridge to go to The Pinery without stopping at customs. Actually, not having customs coming back across the bridge would be even nicer.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-08-07, 17:36

Canada gave us The Kids in the Hall and poutine. Regardless, I say we strike first.
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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-07, 17:53

Turtleneck, Neko is American.

I didn't know that Neil Young was Canadian.

Regardless, it doesn't make up for Nickleback.

My Fav Barenaked Ladies song: Crank it up doods. Someday I will win a karaoke competition with it.


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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-07, 18:38

Rocinante wrote:Turtleneck, Neko is American.


Rocinante, Neko is in the band New Pornographers.

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-08-07, 18:42

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Turtleneck, Neko is American.


Rocinante, Neko is in the band New Pornographers.

Turtleneck, I know that. But she is a product of the greatest country this or any other planet has ever produced. She will live in the coming Canadocolypse.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-07, 18:43

Goose can have all of the aircheck tapes from the Peter Jennings estate.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-07, 18:44

tGreenWay wrote:Goose can have all of the aircheck tapes from the Peter Jennings estate.

Is there anything you want GreenWay?

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-07, 18:46

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Goose can have all of the aircheck tapes from the Peter Jennings estate.

Is there anything you want GreenWay?

I've staked my claim. Grabbed a woman and some land.

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Post by NigelUno on 2017-08-07, 18:51

Invade for sure.

Then move the Jets/Thrashers back to Atlanta where they belong.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-07, 19:02

Let's face it, we (Franklin, et al) f'd up the Treaty of Paris by not demanding Canada be thrown in.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-08-07, 19:07

Floyd Robertson wrote:Let's face it, we (Franklin, et al) f'd up the Treaty of Paris by not demanding Canada be thrown in.

Floyd gets right to the nub of it. We need to go up there and set things aright.

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Post by The Pantry on 2017-08-07, 19:58

Hot or not, Canadian musician?  

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-07, 20:58

Floyd Robertson wrote:Let's face it, we (Franklin, et al) f'd up the Treaty of Paris by not demanding Canada be thrown in.

But do we really need more cold weather states? Let's grab and occupy all the Caribbean nations, at least until they're lost to the rising seas.

Edit: Grab the European territories while we are at it, and whatever China is trying to budge in on.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-07, 21:04

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Let's face it, we (Franklin, et al) f'd up the Treaty of Paris by not demanding Canada be thrown in.

But do we really need more cold weather states? Let's grab and occupy all the Caribbean nations, at least until they're lost to the rising seas.

Edit: Grab the European territories while we are at it, and whatever China is trying to budge in on.

Annexing Canada has strategic benefits like Canadian bacon, maple syrup and arctic seals. I like the rest of your bold ideas, though.
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Post by DWags on 2017-08-07, 22:00

Look if we just straight up fight them we'll lose. Those guys are tough as helll. I think we'd lose without grenades.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-07, 23:34

DWags wrote:Look if we just straight up fight them we'll lose. Those guys are tough as helll. I think we'd lose without grenades.

Yeah, but Canadians are too polite for war, and they work too hard to keep their cities clean to want to see anything blown up. I think they surrender every bit as quick as if they were offering to hold the door for someone.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-08-08, 04:57

DWags wrote:Look if we just straight up fight them we'll lose. Those guys are tough as helll. I think we'd lose without grenades.

In 1981 a bunch of us from MSU went to Windsor for some carousing. We find this low-key bar on Riverside I think it was and go on in. There's a private party going on but the guys throwing party welcomed us Americans. Time goes on and everybody's getting hammered, the Canadians start breaking pitchers over each others heads. That's pretty tough.
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Post by Izzo Court on 2017-08-08, 07:27

The last time the USA invaded its neighbor it was Mexico. The USA army sacked Mexico City, looked around, and said screw it, you can have this shithole.

Considering it's winter 9 months of the year I could see the same thing happening with Canada.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2017-08-08, 08:30

you can't discuss the music accomplishments of Canadians and not discuss Kathleen Edwards..



(you might recognize a certain forefather of American punk/cowpunk/rockabilly featured in the video, as well)
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Post by MiamiSpartan on 2017-08-08, 12:44

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:Look if we just straight up fight them we'll lose. Those guys are tough as helll. I think we'd lose without grenades.

In 1981 a bunch of us from MSU went to Windsor for some carousing. We find this low-key bar on Riverside I think it was and go on in. There's a private party going on but the guys throwing party welcomed us Americans. Time goes on and everybody's getting hammered, the Canadians start breaking pitchers over each others heads. That's pretty tough.
Welp, so much for the military strategy of launching beer pitchers at them.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-08, 13:20

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

In 1981 a bunch of us from MSU went to Windsor for some carousing. We find this low-key bar on Riverside I think it was and go on in. There's a private party going on but the guys throwing party welcomed us Americans. Time goes on and everybody's getting hammered, the Canadians start breaking pitchers over each others heads. That's pretty tough.
Welp, so much for the military strategy of launching beer pitchers at them.



Plus they have all those white walkers from the NW Territory they could send south.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-14, 23:44

Bump. Need more votes to make this official.

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