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Post by Danny Tanner 2014-06-09, 19:01

They're more comfortable, easier to move in, and they show off your fabulous muscle definition. Why the hell did they ever lower in the first place? All you cool dudes think you're so cool with your baggy cargo shorts and gym shorts that actually make you look like thugs. Short shorts will be back in style and the world will be happy again. Mark my words.

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Post by Giant Moose 2014-06-09, 19:08

Men's shorts should stop just above the knee. Anything else is too short or too long.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-09, 19:13

Giant Moose wrote:Men's shorts should stop just above the knee. Anything else is too short or too long.

I'm not taking fashion advice from a fucking giant moose.
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Post by Stoops21 2014-06-09, 19:19

The frat type short shorts are pathetic and shorts that are well past the knee look ridiculous. You're lying to yourself if you think chick type shorts look good on guys.
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Post by MSUisbetterthanu 2014-06-09, 19:37

They're in style with bros.

http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.
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Post by Throwback702 2014-06-10, 01:39

MSUisbetterthanu wrote:They're in style with bros.

http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.

How do you keep your balls from falling out of those?
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Post by Dr. Leo Spaceman 2014-06-10, 05:14

Throwback702 wrote:

How do you keep your balls from falling out of those?

Underwear?
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Post by Blanch32 2014-06-10, 07:44

Southerners love em.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-06-10, 08:05

Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:

Underwear?

If you wear underwear in the summer, you're doing it wrong.
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Post by Cym Jim 2014-06-10, 08:36

Giant Moose wrote:Men's shorts should stop just above the knee. Anything else is too short or too long.

Men should only wear shorts to play sport.
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Post by Spartan Pride 2014-06-10, 08:59

IT's interesting that you would post a pic of Jordan as he was supposedly THE guy who started popularizing long shorts in the NBA....
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2014-06-10, 10:20

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm not taking fashion advice from a fucking giant moose.

Until Malibu Man makes it over here a giant fucking moose is all we have for fashion advice.
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Post by Throwback702 2014-06-10, 14:14

Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:

Underwear?

That barely even helps with cargo shorts.
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Post by MiamiSpartan 2014-06-10, 14:30

Cym Jim wrote:

Men should only wear shorts to play sport.
When you're a pasty Brit, that's probably true. Jesus, there was this guy at the England game on Saturday that looked like he was wearing white tights. At first, I thought it was just some weird fetish, but nope, they weren't tights.

I'm in shorts 95% of the time, including to my office every day. Unless I have a meeting or some social thing where it's not appropriate....or if the temp drops much below 70.

Shorts Yes, Jorts NO.
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Post by WBill 2014-06-10, 14:38

Who wants to jump on the "short suit" wagon ?

http://www.businessinsider.com/mens-suits-with-short-2014-6
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Post by guyl6308 2014-07-11, 14:57

Danny Tanner wrote:They're more comfortable, easier to move in, and they show off your fabulous muscle definition. Why the hell did they ever lower in the first place? All you cool dudes think you're so cool with your baggy cargo shorts and gym shorts that actually make you look like thugs. Short shorts will be back in style and the world will be happy again. Mark my words.

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Yes short shorts show your beautiful legs. It is too bad americans in general think this is gay attire.
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Post by JEK 2014-07-11, 19:53

Too preppy for my taste. Also, the boys need room to breathe down there.
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Post by All Ages Shows 2014-07-11, 20:01

Guys look like dorks in shorts. Sandals are even worse.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-11, 20:31

Stoops21 wrote:The frat type short shorts are pathetic and shorts that are well past the knee look ridiculous. You're lying to yourself if you think chick type shorts look good on guys.

What the hell are those, and where can I buy them? I want to wear things that piss off other people.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-11, 20:35

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Until Malibu Man makes it over here a giant fucking moose is all we have for fashion advice.

Your first mistake is taking fashion advice from anyone. The only fashion counsel I take from a sexless dork on an internet sports message board is from myself.
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Post by Stoops21 2014-07-11, 21:32

tGreenWay wrote:

What the hell are those, and where can I buy them?  I want to wear things that piss off other people.  
http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.

Enjoy brah  bounce
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Post by tanfan! 2014-07-11, 22:04

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm not taking fashion advice from a fucking giant moose.

Excellent point.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-11, 23:28

Stoops21 wrote:
http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/#.

Enjoy brah  bounce

Oh. Oh, no. No no no no no.
I was thinking more along these lines:

http://m.orvis.com/p/patch-madras-shorts/4l49
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Post by The_Dude 2014-07-12, 13:15

Faggots. The lot of you.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-12, 14:18

The_Dude wrote:Faggots. The lot of you.

Oh good, Mr. Personality is back.
Come again when you can't stay longer.
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Post by The_Dude 2014-07-12, 14:23

tGreenWay wrote:

Oh good, Mr. Personality is back.
Come again when you can't stay longer.

Take a joke bro don't be a lashing nerd like everyone on t cock
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-12, 14:24

The_Dude wrote:

Take a joke bro don't be a lashing nerd like everyone on t cock

Thanks, Dud.
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Post by Ass Dan 2014-07-12, 15:19

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Take a joke bro don't be a lashing nerd like everyone on t cock

Your jokes suck because you're a douchebag
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Post by Bill S. Preston, Esquire 2014-07-12, 15:30

WBill wrote:Who wants to jump on the "short suit" wagon ?

http://www.businessinsider.com/mens-suits-with-short-2014-6
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This reminds me of this Asian chick I worked with briefly. She was straight off the boat and really quiet/timid. However, her sense of style was very fashion forward. She would wear super tight clothes and had a short shorts type suit thing, which was strange because she was so conservative. You could tell it drove management crazy but nobody really said anything to her because there were obvious cultural barriers and I don't think any of them wanted to go down that road. Oh, and she was hot.

I'd post pics but this was like 5 years ago and I have none.  pale 

Cool story, bro.
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Post by The_Dude 2014-07-12, 19:44

Ass Dan wrote:

Your jokes suck because you're a douchebag

There's not a single person here who's not a douchebag or tool. By bring an obsessive internet message board poster by definition makes you a tool. Embrace it bruh and realize this place is supposed to be like the old rcmb where you can call someone a fag and all the nerds don't attack you. Maybe you are part of the sexless bonar crowd ? I dunno
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Post by pulling69 2014-07-12, 21:12

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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2014-07-13, 14:14

pulling69 wrote:Hello there ladies:

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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2014-07-13, 14:19

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Post by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-07-13, 14:38

I was at a music festival yesterday and this skinny white (but very tan) dude with flowing hair had short yellow shorts on and an orange tanktop. He was carrying around a lawn chair too. Definitely gay.
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