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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-09, 21:37

Turtleneck wrote:*I would like to draw your attention to the horrible things you said about GreenWay and DWags based simply on their generation. It was a gross display of agism and you should be as ashamed as I am for my handism.

Yeah but that's different since every single boomer is awful.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-09, 21:40

I'm pretty sure I just tricked turtleneck into thinking I was serious.


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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-09, 21:43

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm pretty sure I just tricked turtleneck into thinking I was serious.


Actually, I looked it up. Handism is a thing and I am disgusted that you treat your victimization as a joke. Because of people like you, people that refuse to take a stand, lefthanders will always be second class citizens. This is on you, too.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-09, 21:44

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm pretty sure I just tricked turtleneck into thinking I was serious.


Actually, I looked it up. Handism is a thing and I am disgusted that you treat your victimization as a joke. Because of people like you, people that refuse to take a stand, lefthanders will always be second class citizens. This is on you, too.

You don't know what I overcame to get where I am today.


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-09, 21:47

Every time I try to eat dinner with people they try to sit me at one side of the table. Like that's "my side" and they get the rest. I took a stand once and said "hey, fuck you trash people, I'm not moving from the middle of the table."

Thanksgiving was never the same.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 10:14

Happy international left handers day!!!

I'm very excited

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Post by Cameron on 2017-08-13, 10:26

Travis is a lefty? That explains a lot.

I feel about lefties how Jeff Sessions feels about weed smokers. Lefties are not good people.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 10:28

Cameron wrote:Travis is a lefty? That explains a lot.

I feel about lefties how Jeff Sessions feels about weed smokers. Lefties are not good people.

Seriously you're a monster.

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-08-13, 10:31

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Happy international left handers day!!!

I'm very excited

Me too. How can I celebrate, change up to my right hand?

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Post by Cameron on 2017-08-13, 10:33

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Cameron wrote:Travis is a lefty? That explains a lot.

I feel about lefties how Jeff Sessions feels about weed smokers. Lefties are not good people.

Seriously you're a monster.

I can overlook a lot, Travis, but even I have to draw the line somewhere. If you ain't right (-handed), you ain't right.

You should contact LWS and see if he knows how his pray-the-gay-away camp practices can be adapted to ridding you of your wrongness.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 10:33

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Happy international left handers day!!!

I'm very excited

Me too. How can I celebrate, change up to my right hand?

I participated in my annual international left handers day tradition and destroyed some scissors

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 10:35

Cameron wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Seriously you're a monster.

I can overlook a lot, Travis, but even I have to draw the line somewhere. If you ain't right (-handed), you ain't right.

You should contact LWS and see if he knows how his pray-the-gay-away camp practices can be adapted to ridding you of your wrongness.

You make jokes but if you apply your words to any other minority group then everyone would correctly call you out as a bigot. Say it about left handers and everyones okay with it and laughs along. Fuck that I say. Join the correct side of history Cameron.

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-08-13, 10:38

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

Me too. How can I celebrate, change up to my right hand?

I participated in my annual international left handers day tradition and destroyed some scissors

Seems like someone would've invented lefthanded scissors by now, but noooo, they keep forcing their righthandedness upon us.

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Re: More bad news for lefthanders

Post by Cameron on 2017-08-13, 10:44

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I can overlook a lot, Travis, but even I have to draw the line somewhere. If you ain't right (-handed), you ain't right.

You should contact LWS and see if he knows how his pray-the-gay-away camp practices can be adapted to ridding you of your wrongness.

You make jokes but if you apply your words to any other minority group then everyone would correctly call you out as a bigot. Say it about left handers and everyones okay with it and laughs along. Fuck that I say. Join the correct side of history Cameron.

Travis, I am already on the right side of history. See how that works? There's a reason people talk about being on the right side of history, and it has nothing to do with homonyms, trust me.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 10:48

Cameron wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

You make jokes but if you apply your words to any other minority group then everyone would correctly call you out as a bigot. Say it about left handers and everyones okay with it and laughs along. Fuck that I say. Join the correct side of history Cameron.

Travis, I am already on the right side of history. See how that works? There's a reason people talk about being on the right side of history, and it has nothing to do with homonyms, trust me.

It has to do with a long history of handism that even got into our vocabulary. Good job going along with it bigot.

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Post by Cameron on 2017-08-13, 10:56

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Travis, I am already on the right side of history. See how that works? There's a reason people talk about being on the right side of history, and it has nothing to do with homonyms, trust me.

It has to do with a long history of handism that even got into our vocabulary. Good job going along with it bigot.

I would say that "handism" is inherent in our vocabulary because decent people since the dawn of humanity have been instinctively repulsed by the idea of being left-hand dominant. Hence terms like "right-hand man" coming to mean someone who is trustworthy and reliable. Hence "right" meaning both the opposite of left and the opposite of wrong. Face it, Travis, you and your ilk are unnatural. Your condition is an affront to nature and an abomination unto the Lord.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 10:57

Cameron wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

It has to do with a long history of handism that even got into our vocabulary. Good job going along with it bigot.

I would say that "handism" is inherent in our vocabulary because decent people since the dawn of humanity have been instinctively repulsed by the idea of being left-hand dominant. Hence terms like "right-hand man" coming to mean someone who is trustworthy and reliable. Hence "right" meaning both the opposite of left and the opposite of wrong. Face it, Travis, you and your ilk are unnatural. Your condition is an affront to nature and an abomination unto the Lord.

Ha ha! This is all so funny! Ha!

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-13, 11:15

Did you delete a thread, lefty?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 11:22

Turtleneck wrote:Did you delete a thread, lefty?

No

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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-13, 11:46

The non-soccer thread is gone, which is fine. Once it was going to be about soccer the only choice I had was to destroy what I created.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-08-13, 11:54

Turtleneck wrote:The non-soccer thread is gone, which is fine. Once it was going to be about soccer the only choice I had was to destroy what I created.


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