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Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 21:27

Been using my iPhone 5s without a Lifeproof cover for the past week. I'm surprised by how warm the back of this phone gets. Feels good in my pocket, pressed against my soft skin.
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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-10, 21:29

I don't know.

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Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by aualum06 on 2017-08-10, 21:36

Maybe
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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by Death Roe on 2017-08-10, 21:37

Can you shove it up your butthole and report back about how good it feels?

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-10, 21:39

It wants your body.

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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-10, 21:40

You should rub yourself on the phone. Do it in Bob's driveway.

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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 21:45

Death Roe wrote:I don't know.

I'll consider this answer and give it the extra time to ponder it demands.

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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 21:46

aualum06 wrote:Maybe

Is that you, Tim Staudt?

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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 21:46

Death Roe wrote:Can you shove it up your butthole and report back about how good it feels?

You mean, again? Not as tight this time.

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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 21:47

Turtleneck wrote:It wants your body.

It can take a number and get in line.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 21:48

Turtleneck wrote:You should rub yourself on the phone. Do it in Bob's driveway.

That would only upset Mrs. Bob. She wants me but can't have me.

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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-08-10, 21:50

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:You should rub yourself on the phone. Do it in Bob's driveway.

That would only upset Mrs. Bob. She wants me but can't have me.

Just because she feels sorry for you and says hi when you clean their pool does not mean she wants you.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-08-10, 21:59

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That would only upset Mrs. Bob. She wants me but can't have me.

Just because she feels sorry for you and says hi when you clean their pool does not mean she wants you.

What about when she grabs my ass?

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Re: Do smartphones regularly run hot?

Post by aualum06 on 2017-08-10, 22:00

tGreenWay wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Maybe

Is that you, Tim Staudt?

Tell Verizon I sent ya
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