Random Ramblings

Page 6 of 27 Previous  1 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 16 ... 27  Next

Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-09, 19:27

DWags wrote:So I was in my truck driving and farting. It smelled bad at first, but I got used to it evidently. I went in to Kroger, took me 20 minutes. I come out and open my door. MY GOD, I about gagged. I'm actually kind of proud that it hung around that long.

Good thing you didn't leave a dog in the truck.
avatar
Floyd Robertson
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 16482
Join date : 2014-04-15
Location : Rolling Hills

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-09, 20:00

DWags wrote:So I was in my truck driving and farting. It smelled bad at first, but I got used to it evidently. I went in to Kroger, took me 20 minutes. I come out and open my door. MY GOD, I about gagged. I'm actually kind of proud that it hung around that long.




Something similar happened to me yesterday while in the drive through line at Starbucks. I was two cars back when I realized I'd been mindlessly farting. Front windows and moonroof were down/open, but with no wind, the heavy and heavily poisoned air wasn't moving. I imagined driving up to the window and crop dusting the cute girl at the window. Turned the fan on full blast, opened the rest of the windows, then hoped for the best. Three minutes later and the air was clear before moving to the window.

The takeaway from this story: Always travel with your dog when using drivethrough windows. They will happily take the blame for the extra stinky stuff. Hell, they'll especially enjoy the extra stinky stuff.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-11, 14:29

Do NOT google teratoma and look at the images from the search. It's NSFW and will give you nightmares. Don't do it. Do. Not. Do. It.

Teratoma.

You've been warned.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by steveschneider on 2017-10-11, 16:09

DWags wrote:So I was in my truck driving and farting. It smelled bad at first, but I got used to it evidently. I went in to Kroger, took me 20 minutes. I come out and open my door. MY GOD, I about gagged. I'm actually kind of proud that it hung around that long.

lol!!!
avatar
steveschneider
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 14814
Join date : 2014-05-02

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by DWags on 2017-10-11, 17:46

Would this bother you in a restaurant?


_________________
avatar
DWags
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 27628
Join date : 2014-04-21
Age : 56
Location : Right here

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-11, 18:46

DWags wrote:Would this bother you in a restaurant?


No, I'd be jealous of the little brat.

_________________
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.  – H. L. Mencken
Travis is a whiny little bitch.  - Goose
Pylon is the Mario Mendoza of moderators. - Goose
avatar
LooseGoose
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 40741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Age : 97
Location : Up North

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on 2017-10-11, 18:59

That, no.  Upon catching a glimpse I would look away and not look back.

My ex use to waitress at her parent's restaurant.  She said a family got seated in a booth in her section and ordered pizza.  Said the boy, about 7 years old, finished a slice and then the mom whipped her boob out and the kid started sucking.  My ex is a big proponent of breast feeding (nursed all 4 of our kids, sometimes in public but far more discreet than that pic) but said that completely grossed her out.
avatar
The Pantry
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 9768
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-11, 20:19

DWags wrote:Would this bother you in a restaurant?


Not one bit. It would bother me more if a stranger whipped out a camera to start taking pics. I'm assuming you're not that guy and instead grabbed this shot from some other social media. You're still a perv, though.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by DWags on 2017-10-11, 20:49

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Would this bother you in a restaurant?


Not one bit. It would bother me more if a stranger whipped out a camera to start taking pics. I'm assuming you're not that guy and instead grabbed this shot from some other social media. You're still a perv, though.

Em yeah. Yeah, that's exactly where I got it.

_________________
avatar
DWags
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 27628
Join date : 2014-04-21
Age : 56
Location : Right here

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-11, 20:55

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not one bit. It would bother me more if a stranger whipped out a camera to start taking pics. I'm assuming you're not that guy and instead grabbed this shot from some other social media. You're still a perv, though.

Em yeah. Yeah, that's exactly where I got it.

I knew it was you. I was trying to give you an out. Pervy old guy.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by DWags on 2017-10-11, 20:59

You're way nicer than that ladies husband. Especially when I pushed him aside and took my camera out. Maybe I shouldn't have been screaming, "WOW,LOOK AT THAT!" When I was filming.

_________________
avatar
DWags
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 27628
Join date : 2014-04-21
Age : 56
Location : Right here

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-11, 21:01

D wags probably thought the child was a 2030 basketball recruit.
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-11, 21:12

DWags wrote:You're way nicer than that ladies husband. Especially when I pushed him aside and took my camera out. Maybe I shouldn't have been screaming, "WOW,LOOK AT THAT!" When I was filming.

I can understand her husband's dismay. Did you at least give the new mom a gift? In polite society, it's appropriate to present a gift when getting flashed by boobs*. Perhaps you could find her and give her a bottle of cocoa butter. Make sure she knows it's for the stretch marks on her breasts.





* Gifting from one dude to another when flashed by a penis is strictly optional.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Death Roe on 2017-10-11, 21:47

gHost Spartan wrote:Took a shit out in the woods tonight. Went for a 5 mile run after work and code red struck. Ducked down an unpaved trail and took a massive dump under an oak tree, wiping with my bandana. Massive log.

This was a good gHost story.

_________________
SHOCKULAR:
Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
avatar
Death Roe
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 10925
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : Pants Pooper

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-11, 21:51

Death Roe wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:Took a shit out in the woods tonight. Went for a 5 mile run after work and code red struck. Ducked down an unpaved trail and took a massive dump under an oak tree, wiping with my bandana. Massive log.

This was a good gHost story.

And one he can recall each time he pulls that bandanna out to blow his snout.

_________________
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.  – H. L. Mencken
Travis is a whiny little bitch.  - Goose
Pylon is the Mario Mendoza of moderators. - Goose
avatar
LooseGoose
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 40741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Age : 97
Location : Up North

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Death Roe on 2017-10-11, 21:54

Yeah ghost did you leave the bandana or just throw it in the wash?

_________________
SHOCKULAR:
Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
avatar
Death Roe
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 10925
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : Pants Pooper

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by steveschneider on 2017-10-11, 22:30

gHost Spartan wrote:Took a shit out in the woods tonight. Went for a 5 mile run after work and code red struck. Ducked down an unpaved trail and took a massive dump under an oak tree, wiping with my bandana. Massive log.

Pics or it didn’t happen.
avatar
steveschneider
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 14814
Join date : 2014-05-02

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-11, 22:44

gHost you seem to have a lot of untimely, really unfortunate shitting incidents. You got IBS bro?

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-11, 23:06

FTR I am 40 years old and I have never once in my life not shit in a toilet with a roll of toilet paper by my side. I'm not even sure how that would work.

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-11, 23:10

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:FTR I am 40 years old and I have never once in my life not shit in a toilet with a roll of toilet paper by my side. I'm not even sure how that would work.

Do you even run, Bro?
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-11, 23:17

OTPT I ran a marathon in 2001 and retired after that. I ran a lot of miles and on the occasions when I had to dump during training runs and/or the actual marathon I found an establishment to go in. I did have to dump during the actual race in Chicago and I used a portajohn.

10 miles or less? And no toilet in sight? Come on. Weak bowels. Or IBS.

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-11, 23:19

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:FTR I am 40 years old and I have never once in my life not shit in a toilet with a roll of toilet paper by my side. I'm not even sure how that would work.

You need to get out in nature and camp more. Your kids will love it.

_________________
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.  – H. L. Mencken
Travis is a whiny little bitch.  - Goose
Pylon is the Mario Mendoza of moderators. - Goose
avatar
LooseGoose
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 40741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Age : 97
Location : Up North

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-11, 23:20

LooseGoose wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:FTR I am 40 years old and I have never once in my life not shit in a toilet with a roll of toilet paper by my side. I'm not even sure how that would work.

You need to get out in nature and camp more. Your kids will love it.

Is it weak to bring TP in neature though? I always do. Fuck poison ivy on my ass. Already got it in/around my eyes the week of high school graduation. Photos ruined
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-11, 23:26

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

You need to get out in nature and camp more. Your kids will love it.

Is it weak to bring TP in neature though? I always do. Fuck poison ivy on my ass. Already got it in/around my eyes the week of high school graduation. Photos ruined

TP is fine, I was referring more to not using a toilet. Hang your ass over a log.

_________________
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.  – H. L. Mencken
Travis is a whiny little bitch.  - Goose
Pylon is the Mario Mendoza of moderators. - Goose
avatar
LooseGoose
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 40741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Age : 97
Location : Up North

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-11, 23:28

We have fall Cub Scout camping trip this weekend. Boy wants to go Sat AM and come back Sat night. I have no qualms with this, other than I wish the campfire was at 7 instead of 9.

I guess I will need to start the game thread on Friday night. Actually.....

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by The Pantry on 2017-10-11, 23:28

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:FTR I am 40 years old and I have never once in my life not shit in a toilet with a roll of toilet paper by my side. I'm not even sure how that would work.
Wait a second. You never went to take a dump and didn't notice there was no paper in the stall? Think I've done it at least half a dozen times. They were some of the few times I've gained faith in humanity. No choice but to call for help and good people never failed to deliver the paper.
avatar
The Pantry
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 9768
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-11, 23:30

The Pantry wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:FTR I am 40 years old and I have never once in my life not shit in a toilet with a roll of toilet paper by my side. I'm not even sure how that would work.
Wait a second. You never went to take a dump and didn't notice there was no paper in the stall? Think I've done it at least half a dozen times. They were some of the few times I've gained faith in humanity. No choice but to call for help and good people never failed to deliver the paper.

No that has happened to me. But I haven't worked in an office in 8+ years. More often than not it's been at home.

And I did actually shit once in the woods on a camping trip when I was in HS but I had a roll of TP.

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-11, 23:38

Once? You city slicker, you.
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-11, 23:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:FTR I am 40 years old and I have never once in my life not shit in a toilet with a roll of toilet paper by my side. I'm not even sure how that would work.

Do you even run hunt, Bro?

Taking a crap in the woods using leaves as your TP is practically a rite of passage for first time deer hunters.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-11, 23:48

I don't hunt. That shit is boring and stupid. I mean god bless you if you enjoy it, I don't have anything against it. The one time I went hunting the only animal I saw was a frozen dead raccoon and we shot it just because we wanted to shoot something after not seeing anything all day.

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-11, 23:53

I’d rather shoot clay pigeons, drink, and be obnoxious.
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-11, 23:54

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I don't hunt. That shit is boring and stupid. I mean god bless you if you enjoy it, I don't have anything against it. The one time I went hunting the only animal I saw was a frozen dead raccoon and we shot it just because we wanted to shoot something after not seeing anything all day.

Haven't hunted since freshman year at State. Even those days when we got nothing, it was still a great day in the woods becoming spiritually one with the great outdoors.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-11, 23:57

Here is a random rambling. I just booked 3 nights at the JW Marriott in SA over FF weekend. I promised him I would take him if we made it. I have cancellation fully refundable up until the day before. This is a really nice property, my friend in Austin takes his family on an annual vacation there because they have a waterpark. I started thinking about it and I think if we somehow happen to get there the memories will be worth it right? right????

(it's expensive as fuck)

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-11, 23:57

tGreenWay wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I don't hunt. That shit is boring and stupid. I mean god bless you if you enjoy it, I don't have anything against it. The one time I went hunting the only animal I saw was a frozen dead raccoon and we shot it just because we wanted to shoot something after not seeing anything all day.

Haven't hunted since freshman year at State. Even those days when we got nothing, it was still a great day in the woods becoming spiritually one with the great outdoors.

I don’t think taking mushrooms and searching for your cock counts as hunting, greenway.
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-11, 23:59

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Here is a random rambling. I just booked 3 nights at the JW Marriott in SA over FF weekend. I promised him I would take him if we made it. I have cancellation fully refundable up until the day before. This is a really nice property, my friend in Austin takes his family on an annual vacation there because they have a waterpark. I started thinking about it and I think if we somehow happen to get there the memories will be worth it right? right????

(it's expensive as fuck)

Fuck it, Bro. Do it. Got a place to stay in Austin and an AirBnb in San Antonio Saturday already. Literally, book it. #Natty
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-12, 00:05

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Haven't hunted since freshman year at State. Even those days when we got nothing, it was still a great day in the woods becoming spiritually one with the great outdoors.

I don’t think taking mushrooms and searching for your cock counts as hunting, greenway.

My dick is so tiny it takes forever to find. Consider it hunting for small game. Very small game.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-10-12, 00:06

I'm told just now this is not close at all to downtown. May have to rethink this. I would think they would have shuttles or something?

_________________
Welcome to the Revolution
avatar
WhiteBoyHatcher
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 19600
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-12, 00:10

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm told just now this is not close at all to downtown. May have to rethink this. I would think they would have shuttles or something?

Ask them. It's Marriott. They've already gotta be in the planning stage for that event.

_________________
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the GreenWay.
avatar
tGreenWay
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 26534
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-12, 00:16

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm told just now this is not close at all to downtown. May have to rethink this. I would think they would have shuttles or something?

Ride sharing, bro.
avatar
Other Teams Pursuing That
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 25329
Join date : 2014-04-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-12, 10:59

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Here is a random rambling. I just booked 3 nights at the JW Marriott in SA over FF weekend. I promised him I would take him if we made it. I have cancellation fully refundable up until the day before. This is a really nice property, my friend in Austin takes his family on an annual vacation there because they have a waterpark. I started thinking about it and I think if we somehow happen to get there the memories will be worth it right? right????

(it's expensive as fuck)

Him? Blanch?



And yes, it'll be worth it with the boy. Soon enough he'll be all Harry Chapin on you.

_________________
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.  – H. L. Mencken
Travis is a whiny little bitch.  - Goose
Pylon is the Mario Mendoza of moderators. - Goose
avatar
LooseGoose
Geronte
Geronte

Posts : 40741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Age : 97
Location : Up North

Back to top Go down

Re: Random Ramblings

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 6 of 27 Previous  1 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 16 ... 27  Next

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum