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Post by goodbar on 2018-01-11, 10:37

you lose on average 15 pubes per day.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-11, 10:40

goodbar wrote:you lose on average 15 pubes per day.

WTF? What's wrong with me? And why are you looking at my medical records?

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-11, 10:42

goodbar wrote:you lose on average 15 pubes per day.

Holy moley, I'm somewhere in the neighborhood of 246,540 then.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-11, 16:19

Rapper With Song ‘Sell Drugsz’ Gets Prison For Selling Drugs https://t.co/wIZ0tyyiPT

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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-11, 16:23

Floyd Robertson wrote:Rapper With Song ‘Sell Drugsz’ Gets Prison For Selling Drugs https://t.co/wIZ0tyyiPT


Seems a little on the nose. Or up the noze.

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Post by Rocinante on 2018-01-11, 16:35

goodbar wrote:you lose on average 15 pubes per day.

Not if you wax.

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Post by goodbar on 2018-01-11, 20:26

Rocinante wrote:
goodbar wrote:you lose on average 15 pubes per day.

Not if you wax.

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Post by y2kMgrad on 2018-01-11, 22:20

Ever fart in the car on the way to work, and you can still smell it when you get back in after work? Need to put less beans in the chili next time.
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Post by gHost Spartan on 2018-01-11, 22:23

y2kMgrad wrote:Ever fart in the car on the way to work, and you can still smell it when you get back in after work? Need to put less beans in the chili next time.
You don't cup your hand, put it on your ass, then smell it when you fart?
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Post by y2kMgrad on 2018-01-11, 22:30

gHost Spartan wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:Ever fart in the car on the way to work, and you can still smell it when you get back in after work? Need to put less beans in the chili next time.
You don't cup your hand, put it on your ass, then smell it when you fart?

Like catching a baseball.
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Post by Clarett's Folly on 2018-01-11, 23:08

goodbar wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Not if you wax.

Goodbar, why don't you hang out here more often?
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Post by Death Roe on 2018-01-13, 15:59

Browsing through the movie channels, saw that Harry Potter Part 7 Part 2 is on HBO.

I remember watching that in theaters. The scene where Voldemort is about to kill Harry, the whole theater went silent. I look to my left and see my buddy lift his right cheek and get ready to rip one. When Voldemort says, "Harry Potter... are you ready to die?" the whole theater heard a BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP and burst out laughing.

Best moment of the HP series for me.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-01-14, 08:21


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Post by Da Mayor on 2018-01-14, 08:54

LooseGoose wrote:Where were we talking about roundabouts?

Too many crashes in 3-lane roundabout near Brighton trigger changes

That's the most fucked up roundabout I've ever seen. The guide signs approaching it are laughable. There's fucking arrows going in every direction.
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Post by DWags on 2018-01-14, 09:02

LooseGoose wrote:Where were we talking about roundabouts?

Too many crashes in 3-lane roundabout near Brighton trigger changes

I drove that once trying to find a strip mall. It does stick out in my mind as being fucked up.

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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-14, 11:59

I could see it costing $1.1M to add a lane but that amount to remove one seems absurd. Not sure what the scope of work is but seems like it would only be repainting the lines and changing the signs.
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Post by Da Mayor on 2018-01-14, 13:57

The Pantry wrote: changing the signs.

That alone could cost $1.1 million. Have you seen those things?
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-14, 15:35

Da Mayor wrote:
The Pantry wrote: changing the signs.

That alone could cost $1.1 million. Have you seen those things?
I estimate stuff for a living. Cost and cost plus margin are different things. Guessing the margin on the job at 100+%. Someone on the inside is getting a kickback.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-14, 17:04

The Pantry wrote:I could see it costing $1.1M to add a lane but that amount to remove one seems absurd. Not sure what the scope of work is but seems like it would only be repainting the lines and changing the signs.

Twenty bucks for five gallon of Ace's finest and a couple of hours with an Adopt-a-Highway volunteer. Giddyup.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-01-16, 22:16

Am i the only motherfucker around here that keeps getting sick? Fuck this. Noise.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-16, 23:02

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Am i the only motherfucker around here that keeps getting sick? Fuck this. Noise.

Just got over the flu.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-01-16, 23:07

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Am i the only motherfucker around here that keeps getting sick? Fuck this. Noise.

Just got over the flu.

How’d you go about it?
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-16, 23:14

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Am i the only motherfucker around here that keeps getting sick? Fuck this. Noise.
Shitload of co-workers been going down the last couple weeks. I'm gonna hold out for March Madness to get sick.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-16, 23:31

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Just got over the flu.

How’d you go about it?

??? You mean how did I get rid of it? I didn't. All you can hope to do is minimize the symptoms. Drank tons of water, took Mucinex D to relieve congestion and break up phlegm and mucus, took 1,000 mgs of Tylenol every 8 hours because acetaminophen works great at minimizing sore throats, and once I started coughing on the back side of this fun, I added Delsym cough syrup to the mix. It's really the best cough syrup available OTC. Finally, I stayed down. Didn't do squat except sleep or load out on the couch for two days, laid low for a third day. Can't get better if you're working, physically exerting yourself, or stressing.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-01-17, 01:58

tGreenWay wrote:
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How’d you go about it?

??? You mean how did I get rid of it? I didn't. All you can hope to do is minimize the symptoms. Drank tons of water, took Mucinex D to relieve congestion and break up phlegm and mucus, took 1,000 mgs of Tylenol every 8 hours because acetaminophen works great at minimizing sore throats, and once I started coughing on the back side of this fun, I added Delsym cough syrup to the mix. It's really the best cough syrup available OTC. Finally, I stayed down. Didn't do squat except sleep or load out on the couch for two days, laid low for a third day. Can't get better if you're working, physically exerting yourself, or stressing.

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Post by Da Mayor on 2018-01-18, 07:46

Antoine Walker retired from the NBA 10 years ago. This is what he looks like now.

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Post by loogoldham on 2018-01-18, 20:23

I hate The Nice Price cassette tapes. Those damn things aren't even worth the $0.99 you pay for them at KMart. Put it in once, flip it over, the ink is all rubbed off. What Aerosmith album is this again? Just want to listen to Dream On again.

A few plays later there's warbly sounds in spots where the music wore off the tape. Goddamn motherfucker shredded by the 10th play. Cheap ass shit.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-18, 21:32

What's a KMart?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-01-18, 21:33

Why would you drink something while you “eat” soup?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-18, 21:35

loogoldham wrote:I hate The Nice Price cassette tapes. Those damn things aren't even worth the $0.99 you pay for them at KMart. Put it in once, flip it over, the ink is all rubbed off. What Aerosmith album is this again? Just want to listen to Dream On again.

A few plays later there's warbly sounds in spots where the music wore off the tape. Goddamn motherfucker shredded by the 10th play. Cheap ass shit.

Cassettes.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-18, 21:39

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Why would you drink something while you “eat” soup?

Usually it's so chunky you can use a fork, but use a spoon, you'll want to get every drop.

(Old guys will get it.)

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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-19, 09:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Why would you drink something while you “eat” soup?

Usually it's so chunky you can use a fork, but use a spoon, you'll want to get every drop.

(Old guys will get it.)

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2018-01-19, 11:57


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-01-19, 12:21

The Albuquerque School of Excellence sounds very, well, excellent.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-19, 14:00


Makes me wonder if the weed industry will be forced to change how products are made to look. If it looks like some kind of candy (gummies, suckers), it’s likely going to draw the interest and desire of a young kid.

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Post by goodbar on 2018-01-19, 16:18

tGreenWay wrote:

Makes me wonder if the weed industry will be forced to change how products are made to look. If it looks like some kind of candy (gummies, suckers), it’s likely going to draw the interest and desire of a young kid.

I remember buying these up at the Ben Franklin as a kid in the 80's :





so cool riding my bmx home "smoking" a candy cig, the pack rolled up in my sleeve....
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-19, 16:50

Goodbar, I too enjoyed a good ol' pack of Victory back in the 80's. Riding around on my skateboard with a smoke hanging from my lip. Ahhh...memory lane.
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Post by Rocinante on 2018-01-19, 17:06

I want to smoke right now.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-19, 17:21

What do you want to smoke, Roc?
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-01-19, 18:28

Senior Dickfist wrote:Goodbar, I too enjoyed a good ol' pack of Victory back in the 80's. Riding around on my skateboard with a smoke hanging from my lip. Ahhh...memory lane.

I'd have guessed you were a Stallion loyalist.

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