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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by loogoldham on 22/02/18, 12:27 am

The Pantry wrote:
loogoldham wrote:I recently didn't poo for 3 days
That's not good. I don't feel right if I don't take at least 2 shits a day.

Use to know someone that shit about once a week.

WTF Did he eat only concrete?

Back-to-back days now and feelin' fine
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Post by The Pantry on 22/02/18, 12:53 am

loogoldham wrote:
The Pantry wrote:That's not good. I don't feel right if I don't take at least 2 shits a day.

Use to know someone that shit about once a week.

WTF Did he eat only concrete?

Back-to-back days now and feelin' fine
It was a "she" that I caught giving Morten Andersen a back rub one night.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 22/02/18, 01:02 am

The Pantry wrote:
loogoldham wrote:

WTF Did he eat only concrete?

Back-to-back days now and feelin' fine
It was a "she" that I caught giving Morten Andersen a back rub one night.

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Post by The Pantry on 22/02/18, 09:58 pm

Co-worker hit a monster pothole last night on Metro Parkway. Destroyed both driver side tires. Somehow managed to create a bubble on one of the passenger side tires too, forcing its replacement. Almost $900 in damage.

Today, found the pothole that had the guy changing his tire on Mound yesterday. Crazy big. Saw it at the last minute and swerved. Caught part of it at reduced speed and even that was bad.

The roads have never, ever, been this bad.

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Post by DWags on 22/02/18, 10:09 pm

The Pantry wrote:Co-worker hit a monster pothole last night on Metro Parkway. Destroyed both driver side tires. Somehow managed to create a bubble on one of the passenger side tires too, forcing its replacement. Almost $900 in damage.

Today, found the pothole that had the guy changing his tire on Mound yesterday. Crazy big. Saw it at the last minute and swerved. Caught part of it at reduced speed and even that was bad.

The roads have never, ever, been this bad.


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Post by The Pantry on 22/02/18, 10:22 pm

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Post by Da Mayor on 26/02/18, 01:15 am

I saw some chick today that had a tattoo on her upper right ass cheek that said "100% compostable."
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Post by tGreenWay on 26/02/18, 01:27 am

Da Mayor wrote:I saw some chick today that had a tattoo on her upper right ass cheek that said "100% compostable."

Fascinating.
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Post by Da Mayor on 26/02/18, 06:47 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:I saw some chick today that had a tattoo on her upper right ass cheek that said "100% compostable."

Fascinating.

Inane.
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Post by tGreenWay on 26/02/18, 09:35 am

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Fascinating.

Inane.

Please, tell us another gripping tale from your personal experiences.
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Post by Da Mayor on 26/02/18, 11:34 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Inane.

Please, tell us another gripping tale from your personal experiences.

I think you've missed the point of this thread, bro.
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Post by tGreenWay on 26/02/18, 01:33 pm

Da Mayor wrote:
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Please, tell us another gripping tale from your personal experiences.

I think you've missed the point of this thread, bro.

That you’re boring AF? You make that pretty clear.
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Post by Da Mayor on 26/02/18, 02:33 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I think you've missed the point of this thread, bro.

That you’re boring AF? You make that pretty clear.

You seem awfully hormonal, bro.
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Post by tGreenWay on 26/02/18, 03:07 pm

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That you’re boring AF? You make that pretty clear.

You seem awfully hormonal, bro.

Boring.
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Post by Da Mayor on 26/02/18, 03:33 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

You seem awfully hormonal, bro.

Boring.

Inane.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 26/02/18, 11:00 pm

website that tells you how long it would take to count to 1 million

http://engaging-data.com/count-to-one-million/
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Re: Random Ramblings

Post by loogoldham on 27/02/18, 01:15 am

gHost Spartan wrote:I heard my daughter playing piano just a few mins ago and went into her room. Wide fucking awake. Dolls in the closet with the light on, she's playing. Then playing piano. WTF kid?
gHost Spartan wrote:I heard my daughter playing piano just a few mins ago and went into her room. Wide fucking awake. Dolls in the closet with the light on, she's playing. Then playing piano. WTF kid?

Is she awfully hormonal?
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Post by Dendrobates on 01/03/18, 12:00 pm

God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday! Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 01/03/18, 02:02 pm

Dendrobates wrote:God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday! Evil or Very Mad

I hear ya, my mind has been a day ahead of what day it actually is all week long. Oh well, most of my lunch calories came from vodka so I'm not complaining.
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Post by tGreenWay on 01/03/18, 03:43 pm

Dendrobates wrote:God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday! Evil or Very Mad

Joke’s on you: It’s only Tuesday.
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Post by Dendrobates on 01/03/18, 04:03 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday! Evil or Very Mad

Joke’s on you: It’s only Tuesday.

Normally that would have tricked me. But I know for sure my boss was riding with me on Tuesday so we’re good.
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Post by tGreenWay on 01/03/18, 05:23 pm

Dendrobates wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Joke’s on you: It’s only Tuesday.

Normally that would have tricked me. But I know for sure my boss was riding with me on Tuesday so we’re good.

Curses. Foiled again.
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Post by MattyFresh on 02/03/18, 07:55 pm

pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 02/03/18, 07:59 pm

MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

Sorry to hear that, Matty, hope it heals fast.

We should have a random injury thread.
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Post by MattyFresh on 02/03/18, 08:00 pm

on it
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 02/03/18, 08:01 pm

MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

Maybe Wags daughter could give you a massage.
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Post by The Pantry on 02/03/18, 08:34 pm

MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful
Got that for the first time a couple years ago. Pain started at the top of my right butt cheek, making even walking a PITA. Found a list of stretching exercises to do. They helped. Took about a month to get through it.

Aspirin is your best friend.
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Post by DWags on 02/03/18, 08:38 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

Maybe Wags daughter could give you a massage.

So I’m told some very big football players sang her happy birthday at ricks Wednesday. Matty best be able to carry a tune. Just giving him advice. I never get involved.
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Post by tGreenWay on 05/03/18, 01:47 pm

Quart size paint cans are a pita. If they sit for any length of time and they need to be restirred, expect a lot of it to wind up everywhere but in the can itself. Fuck.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 05/03/18, 02:05 pm

I had no idea you were a painter greenway.
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Post by tGreenWay on 05/03/18, 02:21 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I had no idea you were a painter greenway.

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I’m a joker. I’m a smoker. I’m a midnight toker.
I am the walrus.
I am, I am, I am Superman.
I am, I said.
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Post by tGreenWay on 05/03/18, 02:23 pm

I am a rock. I am an island.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 05/03/18, 02:31 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I am a rock. I am an island.



The hit movie starring Nick Cage and Sean Connery?
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Post by tGreenWay on 05/03/18, 02:38 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I am a rock. I am an island.



The hit movie starring Nick Cage and Sean Connery?


Yes.
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Post by tGreenWay on 05/03/18, 02:38 pm

I am NOT an animal!
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Post by Da Mayor on 10/03/18, 03:28 pm

The middle eastern chick at the coffee shop has hairy legs. Not stubble. Straight up hairy legs.
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Post by Guest on 10/03/18, 03:31 pm

Da Mayor wrote:The middle eastern chick at the coffee shop has hairy legs. Not stubble. Straight up hairy legs.

Hairy legs are fine.

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Post by Guest on 10/03/18, 03:32 pm

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Post by Da Mayor on 10/03/18, 03:47 pm

LooseGoose wrote:

This better not become a fucking trend.
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Post by Guest on 12/03/18, 03:00 pm

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