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Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:15 pm

LooseGoose wrote:There are some things I never thought would be Woot of the Day.   This is one of them.


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"Photos and videos can be stored directly into you device so you can share it with your friends."

Hey guys, here are the pics from my latest colonoscopy
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:25 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:There are some things I never thought would be Woot of the Day.   This is one of them.


SwissTek Professional HD Wi-Fi Endoscope
$29.99

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"Photos and videos can be stored directly into you device so you can share it with your friends."

Hey guys, here are the pics from my latest colonoscopy

Floyd, you gotta think outside of the box, such as discretely filming a session with your favorite escort.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:28 pm

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

"Photos and videos can be stored directly into you device so you can share it with your friends."

Hey guys, here are the pics from my latest colonoscopy

Floyd, you gotta think outside of the box, such as discretely filming a session with your favorite escort.

You mean inside the box confused
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Post by The Pantry on Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:34 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Floyd, you gotta think outside of the box, such as discretely filming a session with your favorite escort.

You mean inside the box confused


Yeah. Can't think of a single use for that thing that isn't disgusting
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:46 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Floyd, you gotta think outside of the box, such as discretely filming a session with your favorite escort.

You mean inside the box confused

Yes, that too!
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Post by Rocinante on Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:03 pm

Gilbert Gottfried joke: A man goes to a doctor and says Doc I can’t tell if my wife has TB or VD. The doctor says chase her around the bed a few times if she coughs, fuck her.

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Post by The Pantry on Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:02 pm

sonuvabitch. Left work today and there was a big sign on Mound saying they're going to resurface it this summer from 14 to 18. About fucking time.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:11 pm

The Pantry wrote:sonuvabitch. Left work today and there was a big sign on Mound saying they're going to resurface it this summer from 14 to 18. About fucking time.

Big press conference was held 3-4 weeks ago with Hackell and the SH mayor. Right in front of the new Srodek's that I'm convinced will never open.
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Post by The Pantry on Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:24 pm

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The Pantry wrote:sonuvabitch. Left work today and there was a big sign on Mound saying they're going to resurface it this summer from 14 to 18. About fucking time.

Big press conference was held 3-4 weeks ago with Hackell and the SH mayor. Right in front of the new Srodek's that I'm convinced will never open.
Wasn't aware. Last thing I read they were only doing 17 to 18.

Have lost count how many years that building has been sitting there empty. I'll be shocked if it ever opens as a Srodek's.

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Post by DWags on Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:47 pm

The Pantry wrote:sonuvabitch. Left work today and there was a big sign on Mound saying they're going to resurface it this summer from 14 to 18. About fucking time.

Fuck the pain will be temporary but it’s about time.

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Post by The Pantry on Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:17 pm

DWags wrote:
The Pantry wrote:sonuvabitch. Left work today and there was a big sign on Mound saying they're going to resurface it this summer from 14 to 18. About fucking time.

Fuck the pain will be temporary but it’s about time.
Maybe it won't be so bad. Have noticed a definite decline in traffic over the last couple months...drivers seem to already be avoiding it.

Still, will be interesting to see how they manage traffic into/out of the complex my company is in. Lots of heavy trucks and there is only one public road in and out off Mound. There is a second road that runs to a service drive on Metro Parkway but a section of it is privately owned. Company that owns it are real dicks about anyone but their employees and customers using it. Probably for liability reasons because their section of road contains a railroad crossing with no traffic gates or signals. Often have a security patrol car parked there to prevent anyone without a windshield sticker from getting through.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:19 pm

We had to drive downtown Sunday morning and 75 was closed because of an apparent suicidal dude on an overpass near 8 Mile. Took Mound all the way to Davison and yeah it was pretty brutal. I was zig zagging all over the lanes and managed to avoid most of it. I was pretty happy there weren't a lot of people on the road so I could swerve around.

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Post by The Pantry on Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:30 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We had to drive downtown Sunday morning and 75 was closed because of an apparent suicidal dude on an overpass near 8 Mile. Took Mound all the way to Davison and yeah it was pretty brutal. I was zig zagging all over the lanes and managed to avoid most of it. I was pretty happy there weren't a lot of people on the road so I could swerve around.
SB Mound isn't even that bad. NB north of 14 is really bad. NB between 15 & 16 is about as bad as it gets, though I'll commend patch crews for doing their best to fill the really deep holes. There were some real monsters.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:47 pm

The Pantry wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:We had to drive downtown Sunday morning and 75 was closed because of an apparent suicidal dude on an overpass near 8 Mile. Took Mound all the way to Davison and yeah it was pretty brutal. I was zig zagging all over the lanes and managed to avoid most of it. I was pretty happy there weren't a lot of people on the road so I could swerve around.
SB Mound isn't even that bad. NB north of 14 is really bad. NB between 15 & 16 is about as bad as it gets, though I'll commend patch crews for doing their best to fill the really deep holes. There were some real monsters.

I was on NB between 17-18 yesterday and it's horrendous.
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Post by The Pantry on Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:18 pm

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The Pantry wrote:SB Mound isn't even that bad. NB north of 14 is really bad. NB between 15 & 16 is about as bad as it gets, though I'll commend patch crews for doing their best to fill the really deep holes. There were some real monsters.

I was on NB between 17-18 yesterday and it's horrendous.
Don't drive NB Mound between 15 & 16, especially the far right lane.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:23 am

Out on the west coast for business. Like clockwork, I'm up at 3 local time...fuck me.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:23 am



This is new information to me.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:26 am

Ha, I only learned about that maybe two years Pylon, probably from something posted on here somewhere.
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Post by Dendrobates on Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:30 pm

I am sick and I have a fever. I decided to go into our hot tub and it was the most glorious feeling ever. I’ve been shivering under several blankets, and that hot tub was heaven.
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Post by Da Mayor on Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:08 pm

Dendrobates wrote:I am sick and I have a fever. I decided to go into our hot tub and it was the most glorious feeling ever. I’ve been shivering under several blankets, and that hot tub was heaven.

Did you diddle yourself?
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:19 am

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Dendrobates wrote:I am sick and I have a fever. I decided to go into our hot tub and it was the most glorious feeling ever. I’ve been shivering under several blankets, and that hot tub was heaven.

Did you diddle yourself?

You're a jackass.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:51 am

I learned today on Ryan and Kelly that Hillary Swank loves to travel and wants to visit Antarctica to see polar bears.
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Post by LooseGoose on Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:59 am

Senior Dickfist wrote:I learned today on Ryan and Kelly that Hillary Swank loves to travel and wants to visit Antarctica to see polar bears.

She needs to watch out for those Eskimo men.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:06 am

LooseGoose wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:I learned today on Ryan and Kelly that Hillary Swank loves to travel and wants to visit Antarctica to see polar bears.

She needs to watch out for those Eskimo men.

The most dangerous tribe in all of in Antarctica!
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Post by Da Mayor on Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:41 am

Da Mayor wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I am sick and I have a fever. I decided to go into our hot tub and it was the most glorious feeling ever. I’ve been shivering under several blankets, and that hot tub was heaven.

Did you diddle yourself?

If it makes any of you feel better, I got banned for this But I'm back!
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Post by Da Mayor on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:18 am

A lot of my friends' kids are really fucking ugly.
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Post by Rocinante on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:55 pm

Why are there so many lurkers on the board?

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Post by Rocinante on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:59 pm

It’s rally hard for me to take men who dress like boys seriously.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:52 pm

Rocinante wrote:Why are there so many lurkers on the board?

You mean like that low-life Jimmy?
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Post by Rocinante on Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:24 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Why are there so many lurkers on the board?

You mean like that low-life Jimmy?

Don't talk about Jimmy. I'm still working that genital angle.

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Post by The Pantry on Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:08 am

OTPT may be the only one that appreciates this.  Been playing NBA fantasy basketball about 10 years.  Never got better than 3rd place in our 12 (some years 14) team league.  

This season has been my best so far.  Came in 2nd for the regular season.  Won my first round of the playoffs and the guy (commissioner) that came in 1st regular season got knocked out Sunday.

Started watching the Bucks-Cavs last night.  Love was back.  Went right to Yahoo's free agent pool to pick him up.  Was denied picking him up.  Commish has a standing rule of locking manager accounts to keep them from dropping players after they are out of the playoffs.

Noticed about 10 minutes later the only manager I think has a chance of beating me picked up Love.  Got hold of the commish on Facebook.  Looked into the situation and replied back he had fucked up.  Locked my account accidentally, preventing me from dropping or adding players.  Good dude though.  Reversed the transaction and I got Love for Gay (Rudy Gay for you non-NBA followers).

My line-up for this semi-final playoff week

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Post by DWags on Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:27 am

The Pantry wrote:OTPT may be the only one that appreciates this.  Been playing NBA fantasy basketball about 10 years.  Never got better than 3rd place in our 12 (some years 14) team league.  

This season has been my best so far.  Came in 2nd for the regular season.  Won my first round of the playoffs and the guy (commissioner) that came in 1st regular season got knocked out Sunday.

Started watching the Bucks-Cavs last night.  Love was back.  Went right to Yahoo's free agent pool to pick him up.  Was denied picking him up.  Commish has a standing rule of locking manager accounts to keep them from dropping players after they are out of the playoffs.

Noticed about 10 minutes later the only manager I think has a chance of beating me picked up Love.  Got hold of the commish on Facebook.  Looked into the situation and replied back he had fucked up.  Locked my account accidentally, preventing me from dropping or adding players.  Good dude though.  Reversed the transaction and I got Love for Gay (Rudy Gay for you non-NBA followers).

My line-up for this semi-final playoff week


Gay Love.

Nice.

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Post by LooseGoose on Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:18 am

Kids day on The Price is Right - they're fixing these games so they win. America is getting so soft.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:17 pm

Goose, as much as it pains me say it, America is soft.
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Post by Dendrobates on Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:36 pm

Senior Dickfist wrote:Goose, as much as it pains me say it, America is soft.

It is true. I recently read about parents making their kids walk to school because their bad behavior got them kicked off the bus. And reading the comments you have people thinking that isn’t appropriate or it’s abuse. Ridiculous
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Post by DWags on Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:57 pm

I saw that Dendro, I'm not smart enough to figure out how to raise other people's kids when I have a hard time raising my own. I think I saw a guy who made his kid jog to school with a back pack for about a mile. He followed him in a car. Not my kid, but it didn't seem excessive. Everyone always has a better idea how to raise another person's kids.

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Post by Dendrobates on Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:04 pm

DWags wrote:I saw that Dendro, I'm not smart enough to figure out how to raise other people's kids when I have a hard time raising my own. I think I saw a guy who made his kid jog to school with a back pack for about a mile. He followed him in a car. Not my kid, but it didn't seem excessive. Everyone always has a better idea how to raise another person's kids.

I know, it will forever be someone judging you for shitty parenting. But people are getting soft.

I’m already the “old man yells at clouds “ person. I legit took 5 different school buses to get to and from school when I was 7 years old .
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Post by tGreenWay on Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:21 pm

Saw that the Tigers have two home games where you can bring your dog. Thinking of surprising Mrs. GW with tickets. She’d go crazy having the pup there.

Also, we’re taking some staff for a few hours of hanging out with the penguins at the Detroit Zoo. We’re all going to stink like briny dead fish, but it will be so worth it. Can’t wait for that day.

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Post by LooseGoose on Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:24 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Saw that the Tigers have two home games where you can bring your dog. Thinking of surprising Mrs. GW with tickets. She’d go crazy having the pup there.

Also, we’re taking some staff for a few hours of hanging out with the penguins at the Detroit Zoo. We’re all going to stink like briny dead fish, but it will be so worth it. Can’t wait for that day.

Don't spoil your staff, once they've had lemonade with you it's difficult to get them to work again.

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