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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-07, 17:27

Maybe we should go back to stone tablets.

Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million Customers
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/07/business/equifax-cyberattack.html


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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-07, 17:34

Three years in a row at Equifax if I'm not mistaken, though the scale of this one is much larger. They might want to check in with Yahoo for some Pro Tips.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-07, 17:34

This means, in the past two years, my info has been accessed from MSU, my doctor's office, and now equifax. Yay!

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-07, 17:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:Three years in a row at Equifax if I'm not mistaken, though the scale of this one is much larger. They might want to check in with Yahoo for some Pro Tips.

It only seems like a cheap shot because it's the truth but I love Marissa Mayer so leave her alone Floyd.

(Btw, I tried writing my response the way Travis would. I think I got the true flavor of his style.)

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-07, 17:40

Floyd Robertson wrote:

All the bad guys know a place like equifax is where the juicy information is, so they might get attacked more often. Reminds me of the Willie Sutton quote about robbing banks: Because that's where the money is.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-07, 17:46

Yep that's a perfect quote for this situation. Still, you'd like to think bureau's would try a little harder given how many lives can get fucked up in a breach like this.
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-09-07, 21:03

In other news, everyone who has a record with Equifax will see their credit score drop by 250 points due to the numerous credit inquiries made in their names.

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Post by Nordic on 2017-09-07, 21:08

At least they can't get my bitcoin!
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Post by MattyFresh on 2017-09-07, 21:12

Equifax underspending on security Shocked

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Post by MattyFresh on 2017-09-07, 21:13

Nordic wrote:At least they can't get my bitcoin!


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-09-07, 21:44

Greenway no one wants anything to do with your 537 credit score.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-08, 09:39

Stock down 15% so far this morning. How low will it go?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-08, 09:52

First class-action suit filed by plaintiffs in Oregon, seeking damages of $68.6 billion.
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Re: Security breach at Equifax means you're screwed

Post by TheReal_LWS on 2017-09-08, 09:58

Equifax is done. The lawsuits will destroy them.

My SS# was compromised, but they are making me wait until 9/11 to sign up for the free credit monitoring. What the heck?!?

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Post by Death Roe on 2017-09-08, 10:01

TheReal_LWS wrote:Equifax is done. The lawsuits will destroy them.

My SS# was compromised, but they are making me wait until 9/11 to sign up for the free credit monitoring. What the heck?!?
Same here, I can't sign up until next Wednesday. Bullshit.

If a class-action lawsuit pops up in Michigan, I'm definitely jumping aboard.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-08, 10:03

TheReal_LWS wrote:Equifax is done. The lawsuits will destroy them.

My SS# was compromised, but they are making me wait until 9/11 to sign up for the free credit monitoring. What the heck?!?

That had six weeks at least to set up the infrastructure to handle in the influx of traffic and failed miserably. The staggered credit monitoring enrollment was an attempt to deal with capacity and it's a failure. They needed to demonstrate remorse by building up capacity to handle in requests in real time, no matter the cost. On top that, they've registered brand new domains to facilitate all this, which does nothing but breed confusion. They should have registered and built subdomains like wefuckedupbad.equifax.com.
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Post by TheReal_LWS on 2017-09-08, 10:14

Death Roe wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:Equifax is done. The lawsuits will destroy them.

My SS# was compromised, but they are making me wait until 9/11 to sign up for the free credit monitoring. What the heck?!?
Same here, I can't sign up until next Wednesday. Bullshit.

If a class-action lawsuit pops up in Michigan, I'm definitely jumping aboard.

Yep me too. Though we won't have to do anything, we'll automatically be part of it unless we opt out.

The sad part is, as with all class action lawsuits, the only ones that will see significant cash is the lawyers. But at least Equifax will be punished for their lack of security.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-09-08, 11:05

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Death Roe wrote:
Same here, I can't sign up until next Wednesday. Bullshit.

If a class-action lawsuit pops up in Michigan, I'm definitely jumping aboard.

Yep me too. Though we won't have to do anything, we'll automatically be part of it unless we opt out.

The sad part is, as with all class action lawsuits, the only ones that will see significant cash is the lawyers. But at least Equifax will be punished for their lack of security.

Not if you sign up for their program...

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Post by TheReal_LWS on 2017-09-08, 11:28

gHost Spartan wrote:Some of the executives sold their stock after the breach but before the breach was news. Scumbags.

Yeah, they are going to jail.

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-09-08, 18:20

TheReal_LWS wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:Some of the executives sold their stock after the breach but before the breach was news. Scumbags.

Yeah, they are going to jail.

Jail is only for the little people.

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Post by kingstonlake on 2017-09-08, 18:56

LooseGoose wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Yep me too. Though we won't have to do anything, we'll automatically be part of it unless we opt out.

The sad part is, as with all class action lawsuits, the only ones that will see significant cash is the lawyers. But at least Equifax will be punished for their lack of security.

Not if you sign up for their program...

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There's no way they will be able to enforce that.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-08, 19:29

Equifax Lobbied To Kill Rule Protecting Victims Of Data Breaches

let's just lobby to absolve ourselves of any infosec and identity theft responsibility
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Post by Rocinante on 2017-09-08, 19:54

kingstonlake wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Not if you sign up for their program...

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There's no way they will be able to enforce that.


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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-09-08, 20:53

gHost Spartan wrote:Some of the executives sold their stock after the breach but before the breach was news. Scumbags.

Equifax is claiming the execs knew nothing about the breach until a couple of days ago. If anyone believes that, they deserve all the credit theft that is going to come their way.

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Post by Nordic on 2017-09-08, 21:12

So to see if I'm affected I need to give Equifax (part) of my SS#?

https://trustedidpremier.com/eligibility/eligibility.html
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Post by DWags on 2017-09-08, 21:17

Welp, my wife said they told her today that "I'm most likely affected" but she isn't.

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Post by Cameron on 2017-09-09, 15:38

As long as they don't get my swill password, I'm cool.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-09-09, 17:23

Fuck em. I hope this company folds.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-26, 09:14

CEO stepping down.
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Post by InTenSity on 2017-09-26, 09:34

Floyd Robertson wrote:CEO stepping down.
Wonder how much he's walking away with.

Edit - Just saw that he's going to walk away with 18 million.

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-09-26, 18:57

InTenSity wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:CEO stepping down.
Wonder how much he's walking away with.

Edit - Just saw that he's going to walk away with 18 million.

Well now there's a surprise. Good thing their stock value has only dropped $5billion, I'd hate to think how much he'd walk away with if it went lower than that.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-12, 12:24

Rebecca Jarvis‏Verified account @RebeccaJarvis 39s40 seconds ago
BREAKING: Equifax says IT and Security teams looking into another possible hack. The company has temporarily taken a webpage offline

This might never end.
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Post by Death Roe on 2017-10-12, 12:47

Still haven't gotten the email for free identity security.

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Post by InTenSity on 2017-10-12, 12:49

Death Roe wrote:Still haven't gotten the email for free identity security.
I'm using the one that MSU set us up with. I haven't signed up or given Equifax any of my shit yet. Maybe a Fight Club scenario will play out soon. Everyone starts over.

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Post by DWags on 2017-10-12, 13:00

Like the famous comedian said, you can keep my identity, no way you can spend more money than my wife does.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-12, 13:27

DWags wrote:Like the famous comedian said, you can keep my identity, no way you can spend more money than my wife does.

Give me your info and I'll promise to spend less than Mrs. DWags.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-26, 12:20

Equifax Was Warned

Last year, a security researcher alerted Equifax that anyone could have stolen the personal data of all Americans. The company failed to heed the warning.

I'm sure they analyzed the risk/reward of investing in more security or immediately tightening their controls and figured it was more profitable to stay the course and run the risk.
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