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Post by gHost Spartan on Thu 14 Sep 2017 - 23:18

Haven't gotten my haircut in two months and decided that I'm going to grow it out. Right now I can "feather" my hair 80s style after I get out of the shower. Because my hair grows really fast, I'm thinking that I'll have significantly longer hair in about another month. There's a really cool event I'm doing in PHX in November and tossing around the idea of throwing my hair up into a man bun. Thoughts? scratch
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu 14 Sep 2017 - 23:19

Google Mike Gundy hair. You should do that.

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Post by Turtleneck on Thu 14 Sep 2017 - 23:33

gHost Spartan wrote:Haven't gotten my haircut in two months and decided that I'm going to grow it out. Right now I can "feather" my hair 80s style after I get out of the shower. Because my hair grows really fast, I'm thinking that I'll have significantly longer hair in about another month. There's a really cool event I'm doing in PHX in November and tossing around the idea of throwing my hair up into a man bun. Thoughts? scratch

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Post by Rocinante on Thu 14 Sep 2017 - 23:34

Your hair will not be long enough to bun it. I grew mine for over a year and it was not long enough to bun. Not that I would have because buns are stupid as fuck.

What you'll end up with it a punky Brewster top pony tail thing.

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Post by The Pantry on Thu 14 Sep 2017 - 23:37

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Post by Nordic on Thu 14 Sep 2017 - 23:39

You gotta go with the manband obv

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Post by Herbie Green on Thu 14 Sep 2017 - 23:58

Honestly, I think any guy with a man bun is automatically an asshole.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 0:01

Do it.
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 0:45

If anybody should have a man bun, it's you, gHost. While you're waiting for it to get long enough, start learning acro-yoga. Then, once you get good at that, and when your hair is extra bunnable, have wifey take some photos of you on your Jeep doing acro-yoga sporting a badass man bun. It's you, brother.

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Post by steveschneider on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 7:33

As a balding male should I shave it all, comb over or toupee.
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Post by Death Roe on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 7:46

Herbie Green wrote:Honestly, I think any guy with a man bun is automatically an asshole.

Agreed.

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Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by gHost Spartan on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 8:07

Nordic wrote:You gotta go with the manband obv


Where can I get one of those, Nordic?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 8:12

gHost Spartan wrote:
Nordic wrote:You gotta go with the manband obv


Where can I get one of those, Nordic?
Probably backpage

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Post by TheReal_LWS on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 8:26

Man and bun are two words that do not go together.

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Post by Death Roe on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 8:29

TheReal_LWS wrote:Man and bun are two words that do not go together.

Is that what they taught you at Pray The Gay Away camp?

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by TheReal_LWS on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 8:41

Death Roe wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:Man and bun are two words that do not go together.

Is that what they taught you at Pray The Gay Away camp?

Good one! BURN!

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Post by I.B. Fine on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 8:48

If you're seriously considering the man bun look, I've heard a great way to grow your hair quicker is to put your head in a plastic bag and secure it tightly around your neck.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 9:38

Ghost most of these guys prolly have buzz cuts. Do it!!!
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Post by Death Roe on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 9:39

If you have a man bun, I automatically assume you're not only an asshole (like Herbster said), but you think you're better than everyone else, and love Apple accessories to the Nth degree.

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Post by MSU addict on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 9:47

TheReal_LWS wrote:Man and bun are two words that do not go together.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 9:49

steveschneider wrote:As a balding male should I shave it all, comb over or toupee.

I've got your answer. I am also balding so I just shave my head. But, we can't all look alike so I suggest you go the comb over route. Just watch out on windy days because your comb over will flop to the side with a brisk wind. I know this because it used to happen to my grandpa all the time.

If you go the toupee route, maybe they have a man bun style version, if that's your thing..................
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Post by MSU addict on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 9:51

I personally only take grooming and fashion advice from The Hound.  

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Post by TheReal_LWS on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 11:06

MSU addict wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:Man and bun are two words that do not go together.
What happens at deer camp, stays at deer camp.

Sick burn!

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Post by Dendrobates on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 12:06

I do hope you're joking ghost. A man bun is the ugliest stupidest shit a man can do fashion wise. I always have a strong urge to grab scissors and cut them off.
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Post by NigelUno on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 12:19

I got a haircut yesterday.
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Post by Motown Spartan on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 12:23

The man bun is the mullet of the Millennials. You're like 50, stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Post by Rocinante on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 12:30

Motown Spartan wrote:mullet

This is the style that needs to come back.

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Post by Motown Spartan on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 12:52

Rocinante wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:mullet

This is the style that needs to come back.

And unshaven genital areas.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 12:52

I'm not an expert on fashion trends.. but I thought the man bun reached its peak in popularity 2-3 years ago?
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Post by TheReal_LWS on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 12:57

Dendrobates wrote: I always have a strong urge to grab scissors and cut them off.

You're still referring to hair with this statement, right? What a Face

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Post by gHost Spartan on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 13:24

Dendrobates wrote:I do hope you're joking ghost. A man bun is the ugliest stupidest shit a man can do fashion wise. I always have a strong urge to grab scissors and cut them off.


No, I was being serious - hopefully I'll see you at the Iowa game (not sure I'm going yet but working on it) and you'll see how long my hair has grown. But actually Nordic had a great visual suggestion. I like that thing you put in your hair. I may go with that -
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Post by P Rob on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 13:30

The correct answer is: Colonel For Ben rocks one...so HELL FUCKING NAH.

It's like Mr. Belding having a Buddy Band.  How much more defective can you get?

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Post by goodbar on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 14:32

i cheated and bought myself a faux man bun.  that way I can just wear it on the weekends.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 17:08

Goodbar, I'm sure look sexy as all hell!
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Post by The Pantry on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 18:43

Get some respect for yourself, dude.  Do a Bryce Harper or Odell Beckham.



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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 19:05

goodbar wrote:i cheated and bought myself a faux man bun.  that way I can just wear it on the weekends.



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Post by Floyd Robertson on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 19:11

goodbar wrote:i cheated and bought myself a faux man bun.  that way I can just wear it on the weekends.


Kind of like a merkin, eh?
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Post by Motown Spartan on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 19:19

Floyd Robertson wrote:
goodbar wrote:i cheated and bought myself a faux man bun.  that way I can just wear it on the weekends.


Kind of like a merkin, eh?

Exactly like a merkin. They both go on a pussy.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Fri 15 Sep 2017 - 19:24

Motown Spartan wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Kind of like a merkin, eh?

Exactly like a merkin. They both go on a pussy.

I had to look up merkin, but HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jake from State Farm on Sat 16 Sep 2017 - 7:58

Isn't the man bun just something to give the other guy something to hold on to?

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