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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2017-09-10, 20:32

Did the Lions play today? I don't really give a fuck about them any longer but it's just kind of a curiosity.

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-09-17, 22:05

Atlanta looks good tonight. Be nice to find a way to steal tomorrow's game
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Post by MattyFresh on 2017-09-17, 23:04

would like the giants to suck again, also OdBJ can stay injured

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-09-18, 20:39

TD maybe


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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-09-19, 08:32

1. Moments after the final whistle sounded, Jim Caldwell walked out of the Lions locker room and was greeted by GM Bob Quinn and team owner Martha Ford.

“It's a lotta fun when you win!” Quinn said to Caldwell, before slapping him on the shoulder. Caldwell then walked over and hugged Ford.

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-01, 12:02

Davis out again today with the concussion. Thanks OBJ
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-01, 12:06

aualum06 wrote:Davis out again today with the concussion. Thanks OBJ

Was probably the difference last week, hopefully won't be this week.

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Post by MattyFresh on 2017-10-01, 13:35

Chris Spielman is quality

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-01, 14:54

This has not been a great game, but Abdullah has had some nice runs.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-01, 15:09

This Lions team is pretty good. Stay tuned for more observations.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-01, 16:04

Lions are going to escape Minny with a victory.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-01, 16:06

Super Bowl.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-01, 16:10

Those rams white helmets with gold jerseys are turrrrrible

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-01, 16:23

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Those rams white helmets with gold jerseys are turrrrrible

Just took a look and you're right; those are hideous.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Death Roe on 2017-10-01, 19:45

I ditch the Rams and all of a sudden they're the best team in the division.

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Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2017-10-01, 20:16

I legit LOLd when they started the game with a sideline report of who kneeled during the anthem... Straight out of South Park
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-01, 20:27

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I legit LOLd when they started the game with a sideline report of who kneeled during the anthem... Straight out of South Park

Yep, no one cares. Play the game.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-01, 20:44

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I legit LOLd when they started the game with a sideline report of who kneeled during the anthem... Straight out of South Park

The NFL loves the attention and trump loves to gain more dumb supporters. It's a win win for both parties.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-10-01, 20:48

You know what? I always sit at home when the anthem is played. From now on, I'm kneeling. I'm kneeling for tSwill. I have no idea what it will do, but I'm kneeling. Then, I'm watching football. Fuck them.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-01, 20:54

Has no idea that people still derive thoughts from South Park. I thought that had died out years ago.

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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2017-10-01, 20:55

DWags wrote:You know what? I always sit at home when the anthem is played. From now on, I'm kneeling. I'm kneeling for tSwill. I have no idea what it will do, but I'm kneeling. Then, I'm watching football. Fuck them.

I remember some dude on tOld board posted a thread asking if he was the only one that stood at home during the national anthem
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-10-01, 20:57

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
DWags wrote:You know what? I always sit at home when the anthem is played. From now on, I'm kneeling. I'm kneeling for tSwill. I have no idea what it will do, but I'm kneeling. Then, I'm watching football. Fuck them.

I remember some dude on tOld board posted a thread asking if he was the only one that stood at home during the national anthem

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-01, 21:02

This thread should have more posts about the Lions #skullfucking other teams.

So, Super Bowl. Yeah, nah?
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-01, 21:35

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:This thread should have more posts about the Lions #skullfucking other teams.

So, Super Bowl. Yeah, nah?

Well. The Lions are about to lose 4 in a row.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-10-01, 21:55

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:This thread should have more posts about the Lions #skullfucking other teams.

So, Super Bowl. Yeah, nah?

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-01, 22:24

Turtleneck wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:This thread should have more posts about the Lions #skullfucking other teams.

So, Super Bowl. Yeah, nah?

YAFI

I'm a fucking iceberg? That makes no sense.

Super Bowl party at my house when the Lions make it.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Rocinante on 2017-10-02, 18:27

A'shawn Robinson is my new favorite Lion. That dude is a specimen.


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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-08, 11:35

Good News

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-08, 13:10

Ebron drops a touchdown on drive one
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Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-08, 13:14

Crowd is alive
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2017-10-08, 13:55

Would like to see us run that option with Lewerke
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-08, 14:21

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Would like to see us run that option with Lewerke

Agree....I liked that play.

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Post by Death Roe on 2017-10-08, 14:30

Fumble

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-08, 14:57

Lions getting torched by the long ball today.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-08, 16:12

Maybe next time try to start playing before there's 8 minutes left #footballanalysis

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-08, 16:22

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Maybe next time try to start playing before there's 8 minutes left #footballanalysis

Or maybe start Fells instead of Enron.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-08, 16:39

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Maybe next time try to start playing before there's 8 minutes left #footballanalysis

Or maybe start Fells instead of Enron.
They shouldn't start failed energy companies I agree.

Lolololol get it cause typo lolololol

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-08, 16:41

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Or maybe start Fells instead of Enron.
They shouldn't start failed energy companies I agree.

Lolololol get it cause typo lolololol

Seems an appropriate typo.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-10-08, 16:44

Trust me, it was intentional.


Maybe not original, IDK.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-10-08, 16:47

Floyd Robertson wrote:Trust me, it was intentional.


Maybe not original, IDK.

I kind of figured it was intentional, but I didn't want to make Travis feel too bad about himself. He's sensitive about not being too bright.

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