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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-29, 23:20

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I LOVE EBRON

No you don't.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-29, 23:22

Remember that time they went for it on 4th down?
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Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-29, 23:23

You seriously just ran a draw
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-29, 23:23

We’re going to lose by getting inside the ten like 4 times and not scoring ever. That’s solid lions work

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-29, 23:26

Fart noise.
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Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-29, 23:26

Marvin should have caught the throw on first down
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-29, 23:26

aualum06 wrote:Marvin should have caught the throw on first down

Yep.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-29, 23:27

Everything is terrible

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-29, 23:27

That was dumb.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-29, 23:28

My teams this weekend have like 850 yards throwing and 32 regulation points. That’s fucking bonker balls

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-29, 23:28

Going to lose on a crap flag
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-29, 23:29

aualum06 wrote:Going to lose on a crap flag

They’re losing on never scoring touchdowns let’s not mistake that.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by aualum06 on 2017-10-29, 23:31

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
aualum06 wrote:Going to lose on a crap flag



They’re losing on never scoring touchdowns let’s not mistake that.

Yep but dicked by the refs all night too
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-10-29, 23:33

Also my teams have 850 passing yards in two games and lost both with 32 total points because fuck everything sports are bad

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Post by Death Roe on 2017-10-30, 10:52

Sounding like Ebron gets traded at the deadline tomorrow.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-10-30, 11:08

Death Roe wrote:Sounding like Ebron gets traded at the deadline tomorrow.

For what? A half eaten ham sandwich?
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Clarett's Folly on 2017-10-30, 11:16

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Sounding like Ebron gets traded at the deadline tomorrow.

For what? A half eaten ham sandwich?

6th or 7th rounder.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-10-31, 09:33


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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-10-31, 22:40

At least we aren’t browns fans. Their stupidness actually saved them from a stupid move. So stupid on stupid actually helped.
Fucking Browns

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-06, 13:58

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-11-06, 20:50

First opening drive TD of the season for Detroit
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 20:53

Eat shit dwags

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 20:55

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 21:29

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Post by Nordic on 2017-11-06, 21:33

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Eat shit dwags

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 21:43

Wait I thought it was impossible to run a play in ten seconds

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 22:16

Turkey hole.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-11-06, 22:17

tGreenWay wrote:Turkey hole.

Exactly...what the fuck???
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 22:20

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Turkey hole.

Exactly...what the fuck???

Did you see his explanation? cuz I did and it didn't help.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-11-06, 22:23

Yes, I did. He couldn't even explain it. That's what makes it so great?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 22:29

Did Gruden say something awesome and I missed it? Fuck
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 22:30

Senior Dickfist wrote:Yes, I did. He couldn't even explain it. That's what makes it so great?

In the spirit of the season and theme, let's call Gruden's explanation gobbledygook.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-11-06, 22:31

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Did Gruden say something awesome and I missed it? Fuck

Yes, and it involved turkey holes. Not sure what else I can add. It was definitely something that was planned for the broadcast. Sort of weird, but certainly funny.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-11-06, 22:32

tGreenWay wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:Yes, I did. He couldn't even explain it. That's what makes it so great?

In the spirit of the season and theme, let's call Gruden's explanation gobbledygook.


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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 22:34

I love me some Gruden man I tell ya what man
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-06, 22:36

They need to cut Abdullah. The guy coughs the damned ball up too much.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Senior Dickfist on 2017-11-06, 22:39

Goose, yes, he does, but who is the next man up? Honest question.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 22:39

Maybe just try throwing the ball or something at the 1 I dunno just an idea eat shit wags

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 22:49

Jim bob eat cooter wags
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