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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 22:55

2-24 wags. Eat shit.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Death Roe on 2017-11-06, 22:57

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:2-24 wags. Eat shit.

1-game winning streak at Lambeau

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I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
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Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 22:58

My 58year old sister was at the MSU game Saturday, Lambeau today. She did the Lambeau leap.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Death Roe on 2017-11-06, 22:59

Charge your phone, buddy. Disgusting.

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Where to start?
I mean, the first thing with pea soup is the texture, okay?
I've had watery pea soup, it's AWFUL.
Uh, I've had gelatinous, thick pea soup, it's TERRIBLE.
Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
Uh, number five: Pea soup is best made, uh, by hand, not out of a Campbell's can. And the key to pea soup, you want a ham bone, uh, for the stock you make, uh, to, to boil your peas.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 23:03

Me being on my couch tonight- 2-0 this weekend in football games

Wags’ sister (whose brother eats shit) in football games this weekend 1-1

Point Travis

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:05

This is what the post-Rogers Packers are going to look like.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:06

Death Roe wrote:Charge your phone, buddy. Disgusting.

Wags is a poor role model for the yutes of today.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 23:09

tGreenWay wrote:This is what the post-Rogers Packers are going to look like.

Yikes. That ain’t good, greenway.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 23:10

Prater should do the lameo leap after he knocks this through and pours it on these bums. Then chug a beer.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:11

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:This is what the post-Rogers Packers are going to look like.

Yikes. That ain’t good, greenway.

Fuck 'em.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:13

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Me being on my couch tonight- 2-0 this weekend in football games

Wags’ sister (whose brother eats shit) in football games this weekend 1-1

Point Travis

Did you rub one out for a Lions' win tonight?

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:14

Lions look super bowl bound. Dominated.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:15

TOUCHDOWN BITCHES!

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:15

DWags wrote:Lions look super bowl bound. Dominated.

Not without a running game.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by The Pantry on 2017-11-06, 23:15

First time the Lions have not punted in a game since 1971. Wild
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:16

DWags wrote:TOUCHDOWN BITCHES!

Moral victory.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:16

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Lions look super bowl bound. Dominated.

Not without a running game.

Greenway, I’m joking. They suck ass.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 23:16

Participation touchdown. Should call them the Green Bay Boomers.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:17

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:TOUCHDOWN BITCHES!

Moral victory.

Em, no.




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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:21

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Moral victory.

Em, no.




Second time you've posted that photo in this thread, DWags. Maybe you should cut back on reading Mgoblog.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 23:21

Settle down dwags it’s fine to just admit that you lost to the Lions and that they are your football superior then go eat a giant pile of shit

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Post by Nordic on 2017-11-06, 23:22

Super Bowl back on!
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by The Pantry on 2017-11-06, 23:23

DWags wrote:My 58year old sister was at the MSU game Saturday, Lambeau today.  She did the Lambeau leap.  
Is she available?

btw...charge your phone
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:24

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Settle down dwags it’s fine to just admit that you lost to the Lions and that they are your football superior then go eat a giant pile of shit

Excellent points, Travis. But it's still the Lions, and it's got to hurt especially bad.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 23:24

Browns this week. Then bears. That leaves a pretty big thanksgiving game against the Vikings if they win those two.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:27

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Browns this week. Then bears. That leaves a pretty big thanksgiving game against the Vikings if they win those two.

Are t they tied with the packers? I’ll see you in the playoffs bitches.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:27

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not without a running game.

Greenway, I’m joking. They suck ass.

Yes, DWags. My snark-o-meter has no off switch.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2017-11-06, 23:28

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Greenway, I’m joking. They suck ass.

Yes, DWags. My snark-o-meter has no off switch.

You have a snark-o-meter?
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Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:29

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tGreenWay wrote:

Yes, DWags. My snark-o-meter has no off switch.

You have a snark-o-meter?

He keeps it with his lions Super Bowl trophy replicas

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:30

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Yes, DWags. My snark-o-meter has no off switch.

You have a snark-o-meter?

Yup, got a gently used one with the Buy it Now option on eBay.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 23:31

eat shit dwags

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-06, 23:31

DWags wrote:
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You have a snark-o-meter?

He keeps it with his lions Super Bowl trophy replicas

The needle just jumped on my snark-o-meter, DWags.

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Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:49

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:eat shit dwags

You’re making this loss twice as hard to take and I resent that. You’re a hurtful person.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-06, 23:51

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:eat shit dwags

You’re making this loss twice as hard to take and I resent that. You’re a hurtful person.

Your sister stole your boots.

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Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:52

LooseGoose wrote:
DWags wrote:

You’re making this loss twice as hard to take and I resent that. You’re a hurtful person.

Your sister stole your boots.

Family owned.

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-06, 23:54

DWags wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:eat shit dwags

You’re making this loss twice as hard to take and I resent that. You’re a hurtful person.

I’m sorry dwags I’m sure that the packers will be back to losing in the second round next year

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Post by DWags on 2017-11-06, 23:57

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
DWags wrote:

You’re making this loss twice as hard to take and I resent that. You’re a hurtful person.

I’m sorry dwags I’m sure that the packers will be back to losing in the second round next year

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Post by Rocinante on 2017-11-07, 02:39

I bet Wags sister has hairier legs than he does.
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Post by DWags on 2017-11-07, 07:32

Rocinante wrote:I bet Wags sister has hairier legs than he does.

Not as hairy as your women’s back and nipples I’m thinking.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-07, 13:11

Damn looking at their schedule it's not a crazy thought that the Lions could win out.....

vs Browns
@ Bears
Turkey Day Vikings
@ Ravens
@ Bucs
vs Bears
@ Bengals
vs Packers

Vikings & Ravens are the toughest games left....

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