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Post by Rocinante on 2017-11-07, 13:14

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Rocinante wrote:I bet Wags sister has hairier legs than he does.

Not as hairy as your women’s back and nipples I’m thinking.

She's not hairy, she's furry.

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Post by DWags on 2017-11-07, 13:16

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Not as hairy as your women’s back and nipples I’m thinking.

She's not hairy, she's furry.

Sure those aren’t feathers chicken man?

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-10, 20:45

I don't like this at all. It's a bad oman for the Lions heading into their game with the winless Browns.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 13:04

2 plays -10 yards vs the Browns

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 13:06

This game is deja vu from yesterday.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 13:20

That was a pretty ticky tack roughing the passer

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-12, 13:23

ITS NOT GOING GREAT

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-12, 13:30

It's like they gave Stafford an extension and are afraid to use him. The bubble screen on 2nd and 14?
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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-12, 13:36

Should be fired for that challenge
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Post by Death Roe on 2017-11-12, 13:49

Worst challenge in recent NFL history?

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 13:49

aualum06 wrote:Should be fired for that challenge

Yeah the Browns should have gained a yard.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-12, 14:00

BETTER

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Turtleneck on 2017-11-12, 14:02

How is Heisman Peppers playing?

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-12, 14:05

Turtleneck wrote:How is Heisman Peppers playing?

20 yards down field
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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-12, 14:07

Line play has to be better
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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-12, 14:31

Browns only team that is more inept than the Lions
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Post by Turtleneck on 2017-11-12, 14:48

gHost Spartan wrote:Many TDs and INTs does Peppers have today for the Browns?

Thanks for another MSU loss, gHost.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 14:49

This play by play guy sounds a bit like Al Michaels when he gets excited.

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-12, 14:58

Stafford just awful so far and they keep wasting down with stupid runs
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-12, 15:04

NOT GOING GREAT

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 15:08

aualum06 wrote:Stafford just awful so far and they keep wasting down with stupid runs

This is at the $30M boy's door. He;s played like dog shit from snap 1.

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Post by kingstonlake on 2017-11-12, 15:12

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aualum06 wrote:Stafford just awful so far and they keep wasting down with stupid runs

This is at the $30M boy's door. He;s played like dog shit from snap 1.

Lions ate gonna draft Peters. No worries.
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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-12, 15:16

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aualum06 wrote:Stafford just awful so far and they keep wasting down with stupid runs

This is at the $30M boy's door. He;s played like dog shit from snap 1.

Well the line was awful the first two drives and they've wasted a ton of plays. Look at the latest drive they finally let him open it up and boom
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 15:28

LOL...........the announcer referring to Peppers at UM.,......"what an incredible 3 year career he had there"

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 15:30

The Lions crowd should have done a TD celebration for Ebron.....all fall down in disbelief he caught it.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-12, 16:01

Doesn't the DJ have something younger than 30 years old to play between downs? Jeez, if you're going to play Hell's Bells then why not stick Eye of the Tiger in there, too.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-12, 16:04

tGreenWay wrote:Doesn't the DJ have something younger than 30 years old to play between downs? Jeez, if you're going to play Hell's Bells then why not stick Eye of the Tiger in there, too.

Great idea!! You should email him.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-12, 16:06

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tGreenWay wrote:Doesn't the DJ have something younger than 30 years old to play between downs? Jeez, if you're going to play Hell's Bells then why not stick Eye of the Tiger in there, too.

Great idea!! You should email him.

Great idea! You do have his/her email?

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Post by Death Roe on 2017-11-12, 16:06

Thank you Slay in doing your part to help the team cover

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-12, 16:08

I really thought the Lions would do their part today in protecting their 0-16 season.

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Post by Death Roe on 2017-11-12, 16:25

God I hate that song

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Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-12, 16:36

Death Roe wrote:God I hate that song

I used to, too, DR. But, I've embraced it as part of my childhood. My dad and his wife had season tickets, and my dad would sing that song after every Lions score. I hated the song and was embarrassed by my dad singing it out loud, and he just laughed and ate it up. It's become a nice memory. Goofy, but nice.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-11-12, 16:37

On a sidenote: Thank Jeezy the Lions were bad and didn't score much, but Eddie Murray became a pita.

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-11-12, 16:47

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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-11-19, 13:25

Looking pretty Lionish so far.

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Post by aualum06 on 2017-11-19, 13:36

LooseGoose wrote:Looking pretty Lionish so far.

Stafford awful
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Post by Death Roe on 2017-11-19, 13:36

Stafford sucks.

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Pea soup, much like clam chowder, needs to have that consistency first, that you can stand the spoon up in it, but the spoon soon tilts, that's the consistency you want.
Number two: Uh, pea soup on it's own can be a little bland. It wants, uh, a fairly aggressive peppering and salting.
Number three: Pea soup needs a fine dice of ham. Not bacon, not any other meat, not turkey. It needs a fine dice of ham.
Uh, number four: Uh, pea soup scorches easily. You don't wanna heat it on a high heat. You wanna heat it on medium low, just until it's warmed through.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-11-19, 13:42

That part was good

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