tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around
This team really misses Ngata.
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Turtleneck wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:He’s 29 years old turtleneck. He was not born the day he was drafted.
You're a brain dead moron. You make Herbie look like a fucking nuclear physicist.
When are you two gonna bang?
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tGreenWay wrote:steveschneider wrote:Just a horse shit team.
Too many areas still need better talent, meanwhile, Stafford keeps getting older.
Yep, they always seem to have one incredible piece of talent on the offense and everything else is lacking. What you wrote sums up the Sanders, Johnson and Stafford eras.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
You're a brain dead moron. You make Herbie look like a fucking nuclear physicist.
When are you two gonna bang?
As soon as he is done with you. Travis owns you, bro.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
You're a brain dead moron. You make Herbie look like a fucking nuclear physicist.
When are you two gonna bang?
Hopefully soon so we don’t have to see the flirting.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
When are you two gonna bang?
Hopefully soon so we don’t have to see the flirting.
We learned it from watching you flirt with LWS and whatever old people would give you attention on an Internet message board for fans of Michigan State University.
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Turtleneck wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Hopefully soon so we don’t have to see the flirting.
We learned it from watching you flirt with LWS and whatever old people would give you attention on an Internet message board for fans of Michigan State University.
I do not like old people. Specifically boomers.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
We learned it from watching you flirt with LWS and whatever old people would give you attention on an Internet message board for fans of Michigan State University.
I do not like old people. Specifically boomers.
Eventually you’ll date somebody. He or she will have parents. They’ll probably be boomers. God bless you, but you’d be a bit much to take as a boyfriend of my daughter or son.
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DWags wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
I do not like old people. Specifically boomers.
Eventually you’ll date somebody. He or she will have parents. They’ll probably be boomers. God bless you, but you’d be a bit much to take as a boyfriend of my daughter or son.
They made a movie about OTPT visiting his GF's family, DWags.
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Stafford fucking sucks.
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Death Roe wrote:Stafford fucking sucks.
Jones was wide open and he air mailed him by 10 yards
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I’m not so sure this is on stafford.
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And by that I mean. It’s not on stafford come the fuck on they got bigger problems.
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I turned this fame on with two left in the 3rd. I should have known better. Why do I waste my time?
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I agree that they have other problems, but a guy with a 6-51 record against teams .500 and over is not the answer. That is pathetic.
I think they should draft Saquon Barkley, he'll be available where they're trending pick-wise.
I think they should draft Saquon Barkley, he'll be available where they're trending pick-wise.
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Death Roe wrote:I agree that they have other problems, but a guy with a 6-51 record against teams .500 and over is not the answer. That is pathetic.
I think they should draft Saquon Barkley, he'll be available where they're trending pick-wise.
Green kid looks like he has some burst
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I’d rather have a defense that doesn’t let Baltimore score 37 points death roe. Joe Montana isnt going to win many games with that shit going on.
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Rudock is just as good at throwing picks as Stafford is.
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NFL needs to get rid of the choreographed celebrations. They are getting embarrassing.
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Glad Caldwell got that extension
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This is what's going to happen.
The Lions and Packers will both be 8-7, winner takes a WC berth.
Rodgers comes back Week 15, starts slow, but then kicks ass the last two weeks and destroys the Lions at Ford Field once again.
The Lions and Packers will both be 8-7, winner takes a WC berth.
Rodgers comes back Week 15, starts slow, but then kicks ass the last two weeks and destroys the Lions at Ford Field once again.
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Death Roe wrote:This is what's going to happen.
The Lions and Packers will both be 8-7, winner takes a WC berth.
Rodgers comes back Week 15, starts slow, but then kicks ass the last two weeks and destroys the Lions at Ford Field once again.
How are the Lions going to get to 8 wins? The only team they can beat is themselves and that doesn't count in the standings.
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The title has to be changed to “Martha is fucking with some of the most loyal fans in the nfl.”
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Not sure if anyone saw it but Ryan Shazier might be paralyzed
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aualum06 wrote:Not sure if anyone saw it but Ryan Shazier might be paralyzed
WTF?
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DWags wrote:aualum06 wrote:Not sure if anyone saw it but Ryan Shazier might be paralyzed
WTF?
Led with his head, left on an ambulance without leg movement
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aualum06 wrote:DWags wrote:
WTF?
Led with his head, left on an ambulance without leg movement
Jesus.
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It did not look good. Reached for his lower back on the ground/way to the ground, was able to flip himself over onto his back and couldn't move his legs.
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Bell just laid the wood and ran over a guy
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That hit on Burfict:
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tGreenWay wrote:That hit on Burfict:
A second guy can’t move and getting carted off the field. What would we do without football?
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:tGreenWay wrote:That hit on Burfict:
A second guy can’t move and getting carted off the field. What would we do without football?
I'd get more stuff done.
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A touchdown with a side of CTE for Antonio Brown.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:A touchdown with a side of CTE for Antonio Brown.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around
McDonough really putting the jinx on Boswell.
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Plenty of thoughts and prayers going around tonight....
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Plenty of thoughts and prayers going around tonight....
Plus Ben's prayers and thoughts.
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