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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by aualum06 on Tue 16 Jan - 6:52

Wally Fairway wrote:Blake Bortles has more playoff wins that the Lions due in the last 60 years.

Just think about that ......

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Post by Senior Dickfist on Tue 16 Jan - 9:01

Welcome to the Lions and congratulations on your first NFL head coaching job...and your last.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Tue 16 Jan - 9:10

Senior Dickfist wrote:Welcome to the Lions and congratulations on your first NFL head coaching job...and your last.

Not sure if that is meant to be a good thing or bad thing. I'm going with a bad thing just to be safe.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on Tue 16 Jan - 9:49

And safe you are!
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Post by Nordic on Tue 16 Jan - 9:55

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Tue 16 Jan - 9:55


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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by tGreenWay on Tue 16 Jan - 10:41

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Tue 16 Jan - 11:41

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

That can only mean Patricia is close to making the biggest mistake of his life.

Travis ain't the only one with a pit. The Lions have an even bigger one filled with the promising careers of coaches past.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Wed 17 Jan - 9:48

People on twitter are jerking off at some video that is posted of Patricia breaking down the defensive play call in the Super Bowl where Malcolm Butler intercepted Wilson to seal the game.

I don't think people understand the role of a head coach in the NFL. If Patricia is that in the weeds in Detroit, he's not going to be a good head coach.
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Post by steveschneider on Wed 17 Jan - 10:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:People on twitter are jerking off at some video that is posted of Patricia breaking down the defensive play call in the Super Bowl where Malcolm Butler intercepted Wilson to seal the game.

I don't think people understand the role of a head coach in the NFL. If Patricia is that in the weeds in Detroit, he's not going to be a good head coach.

I'll bet that in three years his w-l record isn't better than Caldwell's.

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Post by LooseGoose on Wed 17 Jan - 10:47

steveschneider wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:People on twitter are jerking off at some video that is posted of Patricia breaking down the defensive play call in the Super Bowl where Malcolm Butler intercepted Wilson to seal the game.

I don't think people understand the role of a head coach in the NFL. If Patricia is that in the weeds in Detroit, he's not going to be a good head coach.

I'll bet that in three years his w-l record isn't better than Caldwell's.


I'll bet in 3 years we've played in 2 super bowls.





























You have to give me 10,000-1 though.
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Post by The Pantry on Wed 17 Jan - 10:55

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Post by tGreenWay on Wed 17 Jan - 11:00

The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I don't think it's a good idea for a HC to be the players' buddy.
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Post by The Pantry on Wed 17 Jan - 11:32

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I don't think it's a good idea for a HC to be the players' buddy.
Yeah, but I like the part about "Matt Patricia is one of the smartest men on God’s green earth" even if it came from a scUMer. It will take a true genius to break the Lions free of their near 60 years of suckdom.

If Patricia is all he is claimed to be, I expect nothing less than 10-6 and a first round playoff win next season.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by steveschneider on Wed 17 Jan - 12:42

LooseGoose wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I'll bet that in three years his w-l record isn't better than Caldwell's.


I'll bet in 3 years we've played in 2 super bowls.





























You have to give me 10,000-1 though.
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Ha!
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Post by steveschneider on Wed 17 Jan - 12:43

The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on Wed 17 Jan - 12:50

steveschneider wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.

I know that I sort of used this joke already, but if he's any kind of genius he waits for a better opportunity instead of making the biggest mistake of his life.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Wed 17 Jan - 12:55

steveschneider wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'



I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.

steve going way waaaay out on that limb
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on Thu 18 Jan - 7:25

Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2 Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by steveschneider on Thu 18 Jan - 7:36

Floyd Robertson wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.

I know that I sort of used this joke already, but if he's any kind of genius he waits for a better opportunity instead of making the biggest mistake of his life.

Ha! Yep, his first job is at a franchise where coaches careers go to die.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by duffy munn on Thu 18 Jan - 7:36

LooseGoose wrote:Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2 Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Thu 18 Jan - 7:46

duffy munn wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2  Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

I mean it's not out of the realm of possibility, and I hate (abhor, really) using this comparison but it's not that much different than hiring Dantonio.  You go from a dynasty of mediocrity to being successful with the right hire.

Still, we're talking about the Lions.


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Post by Clarett's Folly on Thu 18 Jan - 7:48

duffy munn wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2 Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Thu 18 Jan - 8:35

Clarett's Folly wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

Lynasty

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Post by Clarett's Folly on Thu 18 Jan - 8:40

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

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Post by LooseGoose on Sat 20 Jan - 6:14

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Floyd Robertson on Tue 23 Jan - 8:42

Looks like it's all but official.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Death Roe on Tue 23 Jan - 9:13

Thank GOD Cooter is gone.
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Post by tGreenWay on Wed 24 Jan - 1:29

Death Roe wrote:Thank GOD Cooter is gone.

Pretty sure Patricia wants the Lions to grab their Cooter and hold on.
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Post by LooseGoose on Thu 1 Feb - 15:27

Lions beat writer......

Kyle Meinke @kmeinke 1h1 hour ago
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Man have I heard some, shall we say, unkind words about ex-Lions OL coach Ron Prince this week.
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Post by Nordic on Mon 5 Feb - 15:11

Couldn't photoshop in a Lions logo on his hat?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon 5 Feb - 15:14

Nordic wrote:Couldn't photoshop in a Lions logo on his hat?

We're talking about the Lions, right? Not sure why you're expecting more.
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Post by Nordic on Mon 5 Feb - 15:18


Floyd Robertson wrote:
Nordic wrote:Couldn't photoshop in a Lions logo on his hat?

We're talking about the Lions, right? Not sure why you're expecting more.

Good point. Just seems really fucking stupid for them to create a graphic with Lions colors, but not change the logo on his hat.
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Post by Rocinante on Mon 5 Feb - 16:18

This is all I can ever hear when I hear his name.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Death Roe on Wed 7 Feb - 16:06

Patricia introduced today. Cut his beard! Now the magic is gone.

He will not confirm whether Jim Bob is staying on as OC. I hope he goes.
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