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Post by aualum06 on 2018-01-16, 06:52

Wally Fairway wrote:Blake Bortles has more playoff wins that the Lions due in the last 60 years.

Just think about that ......

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-16, 09:01

Welcome to the Lions and congratulations on your first NFL head coaching job...and your last.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-01-16, 09:10

Senior Dickfist wrote:Welcome to the Lions and congratulations on your first NFL head coaching job...and your last.

Not sure if that is meant to be a good thing or bad thing. I'm going with a bad thing just to be safe.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-16, 09:49

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Post by Nordic on 2018-01-16, 09:55

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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-16, 10:41


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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-01-16, 11:41

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

That can only mean Patricia is close to making the biggest mistake of his life.

Travis ain't the only one with a pit. The Lions have an even bigger one filled with the promising careers of coaches past.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2018-01-17, 09:48

People on twitter are jerking off at some video that is posted of Patricia breaking down the defensive play call in the Super Bowl where Malcolm Butler intercepted Wilson to seal the game.

I don't think people understand the role of a head coach in the NFL. If Patricia is that in the weeds in Detroit, he's not going to be a good head coach.

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Post by steveschneider on 2018-01-17, 10:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:People on twitter are jerking off at some video that is posted of Patricia breaking down the defensive play call in the Super Bowl where Malcolm Butler intercepted Wilson to seal the game.

I don't think people understand the role of a head coach in the NFL. If Patricia is that in the weeds in Detroit, he's not going to be a good head coach.

I'll bet that in three years his w-l record isn't better than Caldwell's.

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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-01-17, 10:47

steveschneider wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:People on twitter are jerking off at some video that is posted of Patricia breaking down the defensive play call in the Super Bowl where Malcolm Butler intercepted Wilson to seal the game.

I don't think people understand the role of a head coach in the NFL. If Patricia is that in the weeds in Detroit, he's not going to be a good head coach.

I'll bet that in three years his w-l record isn't better than Caldwell's.


I'll bet in 3 years we've played in 2 super bowls.





























You have to give me 10,000-1 though.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-17, 11:00

The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I don't think it's a good idea for a HC to be the players' buddy.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-17, 11:32

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I don't think it's a good idea for a HC to be the players' buddy.
Yeah, but I like the part about "Matt Patricia is one of the smartest men on God’s green earth" even if it came from a scUMer. It will take a true genius to break the Lions free of their near 60 years of suckdom.

If Patricia is all he is claimed to be, I expect nothing less than 10-6 and a first round playoff win next season.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by steveschneider on 2018-01-17, 12:42

LooseGoose wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I'll bet that in three years his w-l record isn't better than Caldwell's.


I'll bet in 3 years we've played in 2 super bowls.





























You have to give me 10,000-1 though.
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Post by steveschneider on 2018-01-17, 12:43

The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-17, 12:50

steveschneider wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.

I know that I sort of used this joke already, but if he's any kind of genius he waits for a better opportunity instead of making the biggest mistake of his life.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2018-01-17, 12:55

steveschneider wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Is this article a good or bad sign?      

Ex-Michigan LB Pierre Woods: Matt Patricia will make Detroit Lions 'champions'



I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.

steve going way waaaay out on that limb

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2018-01-18, 07:25

Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2 Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by steveschneider on 2018-01-18, 07:36

Floyd Robertson wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m guessing he leaves Detroit with no championship rings.

I know that I sort of used this joke already, but if he's any kind of genius he waits for a better opportunity instead of making the biggest mistake of his life.

Ha! Yep, his first job is at a franchise where coaches careers go to die.
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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by duffy munn on 2018-01-18, 07:36

LooseGoose wrote:Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2 Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-18, 07:46

duffy munn wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2  Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

I mean it's not out of the realm of possibility, and I hate (abhor, really) using this comparison but it's not that much different than hiring Dantonio.  You go from a dynasty of mediocrity to being successful with the right hire.

Still, we're talking about the Lions.


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Post by Clarett's Folly on 2018-01-18, 07:48

duffy munn wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:Reading this article has me convinced that the seeds of a dynasty have been sown.

2 Matt Patricia's story: Sleepless nights, hard work paved way to Detroit Lions

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-01-18, 08:35

Clarett's Folly wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

Dynasty? The Detroit Lions? Really?

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Post by Clarett's Folly on 2018-01-18, 08:40

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-23, 08:42

Looks like it's all but official.

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Post by Death Roe on 2018-01-23, 09:13

Thank GOD Cooter is gone.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-24, 01:29

Death Roe wrote:Thank GOD Cooter is gone.

Pretty sure Patricia wants the Lions to grab their Cooter and hold on.

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Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

Post by LooseGoose on 2018-02-01, 15:27

Lions beat writer......

Kyle Meinke @kmeinke 1h1 hour ago
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Man have I heard some, shall we say, unkind words about ex-Lions OL coach Ron Prince this week.

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Post by Nordic on 2018-02-05, 15:11

Couldn't photoshop in a Lions logo on his hat?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-02-05, 15:14

Nordic wrote:Couldn't photoshop in a Lions logo on his hat?

We're talking about the Lions, right? Not sure why you're expecting more.
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Post by Nordic on 2018-02-05, 15:18


Floyd Robertson wrote:
Nordic wrote:Couldn't photoshop in a Lions logo on his hat?

We're talking about the Lions, right? Not sure why you're expecting more.

Good point. Just seems really fucking stupid for them to create a graphic with Lions colors, but not change the logo on his hat.
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Post by Rocinante on 2018-02-05, 16:18

This is all I can ever hear when I hear his name.


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Post by Death Roe on 2018-02-07, 16:06

Patricia introduced today. Cut his beard! Now the magic is gone.

He will not confirm whether Jim Bob is staying on as OC. I hope he goes.

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