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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 17:24

Which do you prefer? The meat pies or the nipple covers? I have to go with the meat pies.



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Post by Cameron on 2018-01-10, 17:34

I love pies, I hate covered nipples. The choice is clear.


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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-10, 17:34

I am opposed to anything that covers any part of women's breasts. I am in favor of anything that tastes good on its way to my belly.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-01-10, 17:46

I hate harmonious threads.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 17:57

LooseGoose wrote:I hate harmonious threads.
Had a great idea for marketing your upcoming Goose's Pies & Pasties bakery.  Nipple covers that look like pasties.  Could keep them on the counter right next to the cash register.

Quick google search shows no one has made them before.  This T-shirt was closest

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-10, 17:58

What is the server was wearing pasties while she served you pasties?
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Post by SawGreen on 2018-01-10, 17:59

One is edible, the other prevents consumption. Duh.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-10, 17:59

The Pantry wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:I hate harmonious threads.
Had a great idea for marketing your upcoming Goose's Pies & Pasties bakery.  Nipple covers that look like pasties.  Could keep them on the counter right next to the cash register.

Quick google search shows no one has made them before.  This T-shirt was closest


Good idea, but not for Goose. It would compete with his nipple covers that look like pie crust.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-01-10, 18:03

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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 18:07

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Had a great idea for marketing your upcoming Goose's Pies & Pasties bakery.  Nipple covers that look like pasties.  Could keep them on the counter right next to the cash register.

Quick google search shows no one has made them before.  This T-shirt was closest


Good idea, but not for Goose. It would compete with his nipple covers that look like pie crust.
Could sell those too. Better yet, G-strings with a little cherry pie on the front.

He'd instantly become the talk of Mio
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-10, 18:13

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Good idea, but not for Goose. It would compete with his nipple covers that look like pie crust.
Could sell those too. Better yet, G-strings with a little cherry pie on the front.

He'd instantly become the talk of Mio

Hell, yes. Goose might even get his own thread on the Mio Topix forum.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 18:48

Maybe a few made with the little cherry pie on the back...?
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-10, 19:02

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Could sell those too. Better yet, G-strings with a little cherry pie on the front.

He'd instantly become the talk of Mio

Hell, yes. Goose might even get his own thread on the Mio Topix forum.

I'd like to believe that Goose is already the talk of Mio!
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-01-10, 19:10

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Hell, yes. Goose might even get his own thread on the Mio Topix forum.

I'd like to believe that Goose is already the talk of Mio!

At least in the forums favored by the ladies of Mio, and probably some of the men, too.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 19:12

tGreenWay wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

I'd like to believe that Goose is already the talk of Mio!

At least in the forums favored by the ladies of Mio, and probably some of the men, too.
don't forget the Amish
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-10, 19:33

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

At least in the forums favored by the ladies of Mio, and probably some of the men, too.
don't forget the Amish

Listen, folks, Goose is a man of the people. Widely respected by all.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-01-10, 19:34

Senior Dickfist wrote:
The Pantry wrote: don't forget the Amish

Listen, folks, Goose is a man of the people. Widely respected by all.

lol, actually quite anonymous. More of the Amish would know me than the townspeople.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-10, 19:40

LooseGoose wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Listen, folks, Goose is a man of the people. Widely respected by all.

lol, actually quite anonymous. More of the Amish would know me than the townspeople.

Respected and modest! I like it!
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 21:03

Thought it was a clever idea but this thread has turned into an udder disappointment

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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-10, 21:41

I have nipples, tPantry, could you milk me?
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Post by DWags on 2018-01-10, 21:43

Senior Dickfist wrote: I have nipples, tPantry, could you milk me?

I have three.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-01-10, 21:44

DWags wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote: I have nipples, tPantry, could you milk me?

I have three.

Nubbin?
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-01-10, 22:26

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:

I have three.

Nubbin?

Pantry, you still haven't answered the question. I'm going to sleep now, but I expect an answer in the morning.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 22:44

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Nubbin?

Pantry, you still haven't answered the question. I'm going to sleep now, but I expect an answer in the morning.
DWags sounds more interested. Send him your pic.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2018-01-10, 22:45

Damn is that Nicki Minaj? That is a spectacular boob.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-10, 22:48

At least someone sees where this thread could have gone...
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-01-11, 17:09

Apparently others have thought of pasty's as pasties.  Poorly executed though

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Post by DWags on 2018-08-08, 07:24

Nine best in Michigan

We probably debated this it’s two years old
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-08-08, 07:50

We have a joint in Kzoo that makes a good pastie. I believe they must be from the UP since they offer a cudighi sandwich too.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-08-08, 08:35

DWags wrote:Nine best in Michigan

We probably debated this it’s two years old
The order of that list is all kinds of fucked up. Lehto's may be the best known but it should probably be #9 .
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-08-08, 08:40

Pasties are basically Hot Pockets. They're not worth discussing really. Plenty of better food options out there.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-08-08, 09:22

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Pasties are basically Hot Pockets. They're not worth discussing really. Plenty of better food options out there.

So Pylon is a Mendoza level food critic too.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-08-08, 09:23

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Pasties are basically Hot Pockets. They're not worth discussing really. Plenty of better food options out there.

So Pylon is a Mendozqa level food critic too.

It's not my fault your taste in food sucks.
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Post by Cameron on 2018-08-08, 10:13

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Pasties are basically Hot Pockets. They're not worth discussing really. Plenty of better food options out there.

What's your take on calzones? They're closer to hot pockets than pasties are.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-08-08, 10:19

Cameron wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Pasties are basically Hot Pockets. They're not worth discussing really. Plenty of better food options out there.

What's your take on calzones? They're closer to hot pockets than pasties are.

Calzones have more internal volume than a pastie and they're always filled with pizza toppings, so they're slightly different in my book. Still pretty gimmicky in this day and age though. I'm taking a pizza over a calzone every time.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-08-08, 11:10

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Cameron wrote:

What's your take on calzones? They're closer to hot pockets than pasties are.

Calzones have more internal volume than a pastie and they're always filled with pizza toppings, so they're slightly different in my book. Still pretty gimmicky in this day and age though. I'm taking a pizza over a calzone every time.

I bowled over that Mario knows calzones are filled with pizza toppings.  Maybe i've underestimated his food critic skillz.

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-08-08, 11:37

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Calzones have more internal volume than a pastie and they're always filled with pizza toppings, so they're slightly different in my book. Still pretty gimmicky in this day and age though. I'm taking a pizza over a calzone every time.

I bowled over that Mario knows calzones are filled with pizza toppings.  Maybe i've underestimated his food critic skillz.




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Post by LooseGoose on 2018-08-08, 12:06

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

I bowled over that Mario knows calzones are filled with pizza toppings.  Maybe i've underestimated his food critic skillz.





IF you're judging your review of calzones on that then you need to be making better food choices.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-08-08, 12:23

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:




IF you're judging your review of calzones on that then you need to be making better food choices.
Obviously knows nothing about pasty but it's good to know we have a resident Hot Pocket connoisseur here.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-08-08, 13:01

The old I'm rubber and you're glue defense. I'm not the one eating this shit. Food has evolved since the 1800's. We can do better than this now.
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