Killer storm 2018. Phone in your reports.
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Re: Killer storm 2018. Phone in your reports.
Update from the NOC III: Some dude is coming this afternoon to pickup a sectional we just posted on Craigs List.
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Nordic wrote:Update from the NOC III: Some dude is coming this afternoon to pickup a sectional we just posted on Craigs List.
Good timing. Is he bringing a U-Haul?
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I'm going to venture out in an hour or so to go to the gym and buy chicken and vodka.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm going to venture out in an hour or so to go to the gym and buy chicken and vodka.
The staples.
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My driveway this morning.
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Rocinante wrote:
My driveway this morning.
You need to marry Bob.
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Good job on remembering to put your wipers up. That's a lot of snow.
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LooseGoose wrote:Rocinante wrote:
My driveway this morning.
You need to marry Bob.
I got the kid shoveling now.. she needs to contribute.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Nordic wrote:Update from the NOC III: Some dude is coming this afternoon to pickup a sectional we just posted on Craigs List.
Good timing. Is he bringing a U-Haul?
Fuck I dunno. Not my problem. Nordic Life Rule #1: Get the answer you want and shut the fuck up.
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Update from the NOC IV: Driveway shoveled. Approaching a 6 incha and puppy pics.
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That's a good lookin pooch Nordstrom.
I'm about to see if my snowblowar is functioning or if I have to borrow thy neighbors.
I got my chicken and vodka. Roads are bad but not when you drive a massive 4WD SUV like I do because I have a tiny penis.
I'm about to see if my snowblowar is functioning or if I have to borrow thy neighbors.
I got my chicken and vodka. Roads are bad but not when you drive a massive 4WD SUV like I do because I have a tiny penis.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:That's a good lookin pooch Nordstrom.
I'm about to see if my snowblowar is functioning or if I have to borrow thy neighbors.
I got my chicken and vodka. Roads are bad but not when you drive a massive 4WD SUV like I do because I have a tiny penis.
Looking forward to firing up my snowblower when I get home. This kind of powder gets thrown a good 50 feet downwind. Depending on wind direction it'll either wind up in grumpy's driveway, super alcoholic's driveway, or nosy as fuck old guy's driveway.
I don't particularly like any of my neighbors.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:That's a good lookin pooch Nordstrom.
I'm about to see if my snowblowar is functioning or if I have to borrow thy neighbors.
I got my chicken and vodka. Roads are bad but not when you drive a massive 4WD SUV like I do because I have a tiny penis.
Looking forward to firing up my snowblower when I get home. This kind of powder gets thrown a good 50 feet downwind. Depending on wind direction it'll either wind up in grumpy's driveway, super alcoholic's driveway, or nosy as fuck old guy's driveway.
I don't particularly like any of my neighbors.
Why don’t you like super alcoholics Pylon.
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Rocinante wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Looking forward to firing up my snowblower when I get home. This kind of powder gets thrown a good 50 feet downwind. Depending on wind direction it'll either wind up in grumpy's driveway, super alcoholic's driveway, or nosy as fuck old guy's driveway.
I don't particularly like any of my neighbors.
Why don’t you like super alcoholics Pylon.
Well for one he's friends with Johnny Spirit. Two, the first time I met him he was dropped off by the owner of a local bar and he couldn't function enough to get the keys in the lock of his front door. I had to walk over and get him in the door after I noticed him just sitting on his sidewalk in a snowstorm.
He's kind of a creepy guy overall.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:the first time I met him he was dropped off by the owner of a local bar and he couldn't function enough to get the keys in the lock of his front door.Rocinante wrote:
Why don’t you like super alcoholics Pylon.
I had to walk over and get him in the door after I noticed him just sitting on his sidewalk in a snowstorm.
How was the sloppy drunk sex?
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Well I just changed the fuckin belts and tightened the tension on the auger cable. If I get a burst of energy tonight I'll see if I avoided saving myself a few bucks or if I have to call the maytag man. In the meantime, the neighbor's single stage will have to do, even though it took me 3x as long to do both drives. Now I need a nap.
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LooseGoose wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
the first time I met him he was dropped off by the owner of a local bar and he couldn't function enough to get the keys in the lock of his front door.
I had to walk over and get him in the door after I noticed him just sitting on his sidewalk in a snowstorm.
How was the sloppy drunk sex?
Severe whisky dick. :(
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Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?
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Lol. You’re horrible.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hand job
I can always ask the wife, but considering her track record that's probably not going to fly.
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Jake from State Farm wrote:Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?
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LooseGoose wrote:Jake from State Farm wrote:Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?
Big bag O Weed
That sounds like a pretty good idea.
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Fixed that shit. Daddy's getting laid tonight. I definitely owe it to myself a congratulatory jerk off.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Fixed that shit. Daddy's getting laid tonight. I definitely owe it to myself a congratulatory jerk off.
A true handyman.
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Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.
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Jake from State Farm wrote:Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?
Gas card to fill up his tractor with diesel. And a hooker.
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yeah, probably stopped around 5:00. Not sure how much we got. Maybe 8 inches or so. Calling for an additional few inches over the next day or two.DWags wrote:Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.
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At least 10 inches on the east side. I’m guessing a foot.
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DWags wrote:Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.
Nope
Didn't get home till late yesterday so I have a lot of shoveling to do today
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I’m guilty of this.
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Me too.DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.
Three months in jail? Really?
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DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.
Fuck that. What about when the plow dumps a good foot of snow back in your freshly cleared off driveway?
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.
Fuck that. What about when the plow dumps a good foot of snow back in your freshly cleared off driveway?
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The Pantry wrote:Me too.DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.
Three months in jail? Really?
Seems... excessive.
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DWags wrote:Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.
How do you not own a snowblower? Probably the best and smartest purchase I’ve ever made.
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