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Post by Nordic 2018-02-09, 11:19

Update from the NOC III: Some dude is coming this afternoon to pickup a sectional we just posted on Craigs List. Shocked
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-02-09, 11:20

Nordic wrote:Update from the NOC III: Some dude is coming this afternoon to pickup a sectional we just posted on Craigs List. Shocked

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-02-09, 11:23

I'm going to venture out in an hour or so to go to the gym and buy chicken and vodka.
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Post by Rocinante 2018-02-09, 11:23

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm going to venture out in an hour or so to go to the gym and buy chicken and vodka.

The staples.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-02-09, 11:25

No doubt.
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Post by Rocinante 2018-02-09, 11:38

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My driveway this morning.
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Post by Guest 2018-02-09, 11:42

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My driveway this morning.

You need to marry Bob.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-02-09, 11:43

Good job on remembering to put your wipers up. That's a lot of snow.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2018-02-09, 11:44

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My driveway this morning.

You need to marry Bob.
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I got the kid shoveling now.. she needs to contribute.

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Post by Nordic 2018-02-09, 11:49

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Nordic wrote:Update from the NOC III: Some dude is coming this afternoon to pickup a sectional we just posted on Craigs List. Shocked

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Fuck I dunno. Not my problem.  Nordic Life Rule #1: Get the answer you want and shut the fuck up.
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Post by Nordic 2018-02-09, 12:43

Update from the NOC IV: Driveway shoveled. Approaching a 6 incha and puppy pics.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-02-09, 15:00

That's a good lookin pooch Nordstrom.

I'm about to see if my snowblowar is functioning or if I have to borrow thy neighbors.

I got my chicken and vodka. Roads are bad but not when you drive a massive 4WD SUV like I do because I have a tiny penis.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-02-09, 15:56

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:That's a good lookin pooch Nordstrom.

I'm about to see if my snowblowar is functioning or if I have to borrow thy neighbors.

I got my chicken and vodka. Roads are bad but not when you drive a massive 4WD SUV like I do because I have a tiny penis.

Looking forward to firing up my snowblower when I get home. This kind of powder gets thrown a good 50 feet downwind. Depending on wind direction it'll either wind up in grumpy's driveway, super alcoholic's driveway, or nosy as fuck old guy's driveway.

I don't particularly like any of my neighbors.
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Post by Nordic 2018-02-09, 17:02

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Post by Rocinante 2018-02-09, 17:05

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:That's a good lookin pooch Nordstrom.

I'm about to see if my snowblowar is functioning or if I have to borrow thy neighbors.

I got my chicken and vodka. Roads are bad but not when you drive a massive 4WD SUV like I do because I have a tiny penis.

Looking forward to firing up my snowblower when I get home. This kind of powder gets thrown a good 50 feet downwind. Depending on wind direction it'll either wind up in grumpy's driveway, super alcoholic's driveway, or nosy as fuck old guy's driveway.

I don't particularly like any of my neighbors.

Why don’t you like super alcoholics Pylon.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-02-09, 17:48

Rocinante wrote:
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Looking forward to firing up my snowblower when I get home. This kind of powder gets thrown a good 50 feet downwind. Depending on wind direction it'll either wind up in grumpy's driveway, super alcoholic's driveway, or nosy as fuck old guy's driveway.

I don't particularly like any of my neighbors.

Why don’t you like super alcoholics Pylon.

Well for one he's friends with Johnny Spirit. Two, the first time I met him he was dropped off by the owner of a local bar and he couldn't function enough to get the keys in the lock of his front door. I had to walk over and get him in the door after I noticed him just sitting on his sidewalk in a snowstorm.

He's kind of a creepy guy overall.
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Post by Guest 2018-02-09, 17:51

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
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Why don’t you like super alcoholics Pylon.
the first time I met him he was dropped off by the owner of a local bar and he couldn't function enough to get the keys in the lock of his front door.

I had to walk over and get him in the door after I noticed him just sitting on his sidewalk in a snowstorm.

How was the sloppy drunk sex?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-02-09, 18:16

Well I just changed the fuckin belts and tightened the tension on the auger cable. If I get a burst of energy tonight I'll see if I avoided saving myself a few bucks or if I have to call the maytag man. In the meantime, the neighbor's single stage will have to do, even though it took me 3x as long to do both drives. Now I need a nap.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-02-09, 18:27

LooseGoose wrote:
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the first time I met him he was dropped off by the owner of a local bar and he couldn't function enough to get the keys in the lock of his front door.

I had to walk over and get him in the door after I noticed him just sitting on his sidewalk in a snowstorm.

How was the sloppy drunk sex?

Severe whisky dick. :(
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2018-02-09, 18:40

Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-02-09, 18:44

Hand job
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Post by Rocinante 2018-02-09, 18:45

Lol. You’re horrible.
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2018-02-09, 18:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hand job

I can always ask the wife, but considering her track record that's probably not going to fly.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2018-02-09, 18:51

Big bottle of whiskey
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Post by Guest 2018-02-09, 19:08

Jake from State Farm wrote:Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?

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Post by Jake from State Farm 2018-02-09, 19:20

LooseGoose wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?

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That sounds like a pretty good idea.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-02-09, 20:25

Fixed that shit. Daddy's getting laid tonight. I definitely owe it to myself a congratulatory jerk off.
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Post by Guest 2018-02-09, 20:32

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Fixed that shit. Daddy's getting laid tonight. I definitely owe it to myself a congratulatory jerk off.

A true handyman.
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Post by DWags 2018-02-09, 21:12

Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.
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Post by DWags 2018-02-09, 21:15

Jake from State Farm wrote:Neighbor of mine plows my driveway every time it snows with his diesel yard tractor. He recently lost his wife so he just does it for something to keep him occupied. I'm trying to figure out some way to repay him. Giftcard? Feed him some dinner? I'd buy him a big bottle of whiskey but I'm pretty sure he's not a full fledged alkieholic like everyone on this board. You guys got any suggestions?

Gas card to fill up his tractor with diesel. And a hooker.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2018-02-09, 21:15

DWags wrote:Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.
yeah, probably stopped around 5:00. Not sure how much we got. Maybe 8 inches or so. Calling for an additional few inches over the next day or two.
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Post by DWags 2018-02-09, 21:18

At least 10 inches on the east side. I’m guessing a foot.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2018-02-10, 11:48

DWags wrote:Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.

Nope

Didn't get home till late yesterday so I have a lot of shoveling to do today
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Post by DWags 2018-02-11, 19:32

I’m guilty of this.
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Post by The Pantry 2018-02-11, 19:47

DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.
Me too.

Three months in jail? Really?
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-02-11, 20:18

DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.

Fuck that. What about when the plow dumps a good foot of snow back in your freshly cleared off driveway?
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Post by Guest 2018-02-11, 20:30

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.

Fuck that. What about when the plow dumps a good foot of snow back in your freshly cleared off driveway?

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Post by tGreenWay 2018-02-11, 20:45

The Pantry wrote:
DWags wrote:I’m guilty of this.
Me too.

Three months in jail? Really?

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Post by tGreenWay 2018-02-11, 20:46

DWags wrote:Has it stopped in east Lansing yet? 4 1/2 hours shoveling today. I’m beat.

How do you not own a snowblower? Probably the best and smartest purchase I’ve ever made.
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