Re: More dangerous: Cutting fingernails or Texting while Driving?

by **Tim Wakefield** Tue 13 Mar 2018 - 22:21

Texting and driving is stupid and inconsiderate as fuck

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 13 Mar 2018 - 22:48

Both are bad ghost but cutting your finger nails is probably worse

by **CORNER BLITZ** Tue 13 Mar 2018 - 22:56

I cant imagine a situation where I would have readily accessible nail clippers while driving

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue 13 Mar 2018 - 22:57

CORNER BLITZ wrote:I cant imagine a situation where I would have readily accessible nail clippers while driving

Got a bag on your way to the airport, dead body in the trunk and 80 pounds of rotten beef in the back seat. Smart to put the bag in the front seat, maybe the clippers are on top

by Guest Tue 13 Mar 2018 - 23:13

Fingernails

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue 13 Mar 2018 - 23:47

Fngrnls

by **tGreenWay** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 0:03

Apple CarPlay takes care of texting, emails, and voicemails, leaving me free to trim my toenails.

by Senior Dickfist Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 6:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:I cant imagine a situation where I would have readily accessible nail clippers while driving
Got a bag on your way to the airport, dead body in the trunk and 80 pounds of rotten beef in the back seat. Smart to put the bag in the front seat, maybe the clippers are on top

Travis, I'm a little tired and have no idea what you're talking about. Please elaborate.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 6:50

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Got a bag on your way to the airport, dead body in the trunk and 80 pounds of rotten beef in the back seat. Smart to put the bag in the front seat, maybe the clippers are on top

Travis, I'm a little tired and have no idea what you're talking about. Please elaborate.

He said he could not imagine a situation so I did it for him I like to help dickfest

by Da Mayor Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 6:54

gHost Spartan wrote:Last week I broke one of my fingernails when I reached into the dryer to pull out some clothes and it hurt like a bitch. The nail broke from the tip maybe a millimeter or two into the nail. Well it's finally growing out and bugging the shit out of me so today while driving home from work on the freeway I started cutting my fingernails. I cut all the nails on my left hand and then was getting ready to cut the right hand and I'm like "WTF am I doing?" It was a little awkward because I'm right handed. Then I realized that this may be worse than texting.

What do you guys think? Do you cut your fingernails in your car or does your driving policy prohibit that? Is cutting your fingernails worse than texting?

Not your best effort, bro.

by Senior Dickfist Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 7:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Travis, I'm a little tired and have no idea what you're talking about. Please elaborate.
He said he could not imagine a situation so I did it for him I like to help dickfest

Travis, in that case I completely understand...wait, do I?

by **goodbar** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 13:29

is there any update on this??

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 13:47

I cut my toenails while driving. Where does that rate on the danger scale?

by **tGreenWay** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 13:47

goodbar wrote:is there any update on this??

I’d like to see gHost invite a police officer to join us here and discuss which is more dangerous.

by **goodbar** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 13:51

I'm blind so I'm unable to see my fingernails while I'm driving.

by **tGreenWay** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 14:00

goodbar wrote:I'm blind so I'm unable to see my fingernails while I'm driving.

Phew. That means you’ve never seen me masturbating in the passenger seat.

by **goodbar** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 14:09

tGreenWay wrote:
goodbar wrote:I'm blind so I'm unable to see my fingernails while I'm driving.

Phew. That means you’ve never seen me masturbating in the passenger seat.

seen? no.

by **tGreenWay** Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 14:15

goodbar wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Phew. That means you’ve never seen me masturbating in the passenger seat.

seen? no.

Felt? Sorry, man, but I never was a good aim.

by **goodbar** Thu 15 Mar 2018 - 9:16

gHost Spartan wrote:I ended up cutting the fingernails on my right hand during gridlock traffic today. No biggie.

ok. if anything changes keep us posted.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 15 Mar 2018 - 9:25

gHost Spartan wrote:I ended up cutting the fingernails on my right hand during gridlock traffic today. No biggie.

You ever drop your phone, reach down for it, and get poked by your nasty clippings?

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