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Post by tGreenWay on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:18 pm

Things aren’t high and tight like they used to be, and I’m not getting any younger. Soon, I might be feeling cold water when I’m seated waiting for the kids to jump in the pool.
Any of you older fucks had this done?
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Post by Code_Warrior on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:22 pm

My balls don't exert enough gravitational force to stretch the sack. #YoungSmallBalls

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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by tGreenWay on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:27 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:My balls don't exert enough gravitational force to stretch the sack. #YoungSmallBalls

Sorry about that, CW. At least now you know why you didn’t get hired on Dantonio’s staff.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:33 pm

Are incisions required, or do they just throw you in a pool of ice cold water?
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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by Code_Warrior on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:37 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:My balls don't exert enough gravitational force to stretch the sack. #YoungSmallBalls

Sorry about that, CW. At least now you know why you didn’t get hired on Dantonio’s staff.
I'm sure someone with more posting talent than I could come up with a way to imply that "staff" is really a clever reference to "boner". I leave it as a challenge for the talented posters of tSwill.
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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by tGreenWay on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:44 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Are incisions required, or do they just throw you in a pool of ice cold water?

If the nurse in post-op wants to cup the ice chips to my nuts, I’ll test things to make sure they still work.

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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by Robert J Sakimano on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:45 pm

I had the little snip/snip (vasectomy) done a few years ago.. the urologist that did the procedure was Dr. Max Rizer at MSU Urology.

I always thought "Max Rizer" would be a great name for both a urologist and a star of adult film.

"hi baby.. I'm Max Rizer.. and you make it rise.. to the max".
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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by tGreenWay on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:46 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Sorry about that, CW. At least now you know why you didn’t get hired on Dantonio’s staff.
I'm sure someone with more posting talent than I could come up with a way to imply that "staff" is really a clever reference to "boner". I leave it as a challenge for the talented posters of tSwill.

I actually considered adding a ps about staff as an afterthought, decided against it. I guess that proves I’m not clever enough.

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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by Code_Warrior on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:48 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Are incisions required, or do they just throw you in a pool of ice cold water?

If the nurse in post-op wants to cup the ice chips to my nuts, I’ll test things to make sure they still work.
Is the nurse hot? Does she have soft hands? These are important factors to consider after the ice is melted and your balls are cupped in her hands.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:55 pm

I understand, if the boys start to hang lower then junior looks even smaller...
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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by Code_Warrior on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:59 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I had the little snip/snip (vasectomy) done a few years ago.. the urologist that did the procedure was Dr. Max Rizer at MSU Urology.

I always thought "Max Rizer" would be a great name for both a urologist and a star of adult film.

"hi baby.. I'm Max Rizer.. and you make it rise.. to the max".
Now that's funny!

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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by Robert J Sakimano on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:00 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I had the little snip/snip (vasectomy) done a few years ago.. the urologist that did the procedure was Dr. Max Rizer at MSU Urology.

I always thought "Max Rizer" would be a great name for both a urologist and a star of adult film.

"hi baby.. I'm Max Rizer.. and you make it rise.. to the max".
Now that's funny!
it's almost too easy.. that's why I provided the link..
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Post by MSU addict on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:08 pm

Code_Warrior wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

If the nurse in post-op wants to cup the ice chips to my nuts, I’ll test things to make sure they still work.
Is the nurse hot?  Does she have soft hands?  These are important factors to consider after the ice is melted and your balls are cupped in her hands.
He never said it would be a female nurse.
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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by Code_Warrior on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:15 pm

MSU addict wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
Is the nurse hot?  Does she have soft hands?  These are important factors to consider after the ice is melted and your balls are cupped in her hands.
He never said it would be a female nurse.
Excellent point! Still, the hotness and soft hands factors are important considerations where ball cupping is concerned.

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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by goodbar on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:17 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
Now that's funny!
it's almost too easy.. that's why I provided the link..

man, my guy's name was Wilt Johnson. ::sadface::
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:20 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I had the little snip/snip (vasectomy) done a few years ago.. the urologist that did the procedure was Dr. Max Rizer at MSU Urology.

I always thought "Max Rizer" would be a great name for both a urologist and a star of adult film.

"hi baby.. I'm Max Rizer.. and you make it rise.. to the max".



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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by Robert J Sakimano on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:29 pm

goodbar wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: it's almost too easy.. that's why I provided the link..

man, my guy's name was Wilt Johnson. ::sadface::
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:42 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I had the little snip/snip (vasectomy) done a few years ago.. the urologist that did the procedure was Dr. Max Rizer at MSU Urology.

I always thought "Max Rizer" would be a great name for both a urologist and a star of adult film.

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Re: Thinking of getting a ballsack lift

Post by tGreenWay on Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:32 pm

MSU addict wrote:
Code_Warrior wrote:
Is the nurse hot?  Does she have soft hands?  These are important factors to consider after the ice is melted and your balls are cupped in her hands.
He never said it would be a female nurse.

Fair point, but it’s not gay if I close my eyes and imagine Stana Katic cupping me.

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Post by I.B. Fine on Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:44 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Things aren’t high and tight like they used to be, and I’m not getting any younger. Soon, I might be feeling cold water when I’m seated waiting for the kids to jump in the pool.
Any of you older fucks had this done?
Maybe the sack ain't drooping as much as you think, could be you need some butt implants to keep from falling through the seat.

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