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Post by NigelUno on 2018-07-12, 23:07


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-07-12, 23:30

I couldn’t possibly imagine a 5000 word article that anyone in the universe could give any less of a shit about but I hope that you got a couple of clicks out of it here buddy! Let me know if you need me to click it a few more times so you can make rent! :)
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-07-13, 00:02

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I couldn’t possibly imagine a 5000 word article that anyone in the universe could give any less of a shit about but I hope that you got a couple of clicks out of it here buddy! Let me know if you need me to click it a few more times so you can make rent! :)

Seems weird that you’d count all the words in that article.
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Re: The Kingmaker

Post by DWags on 2018-07-13, 00:16

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I couldn’t possibly imagine a 5000 word article that anyone in the universe could give any less of a shit about but I hope that you got a couple of clicks out of it here buddy! Let me know if you need me to click it a few more times so you can make rent! :)

Seems weird that you’d count all the words in that article.

I’m gonna read right now. So there.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-07-13, 00:18

DWags wrote:
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Seems weird that you’d count all the words in that article.

I’m gonna read right now. So there.

You should keep count of the word total to see if Travis messed it up, which he probably did because he’s Travis.
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Re: The Kingmaker

Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-07-13, 00:26

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I couldn’t possibly imagine a 5000 word article that anyone in the universe could give any less of a shit about but I hope that you got a couple of clicks out of it here buddy! Let me know if you need me to click it a few more times so you can make rent! :)

Seems weird that you’d count all the words in that article.

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-07-13, 00:29

Shit you don’t even have to do all of that but hell.... I just want to make sure none of you are using your last few precious seconds counting words on a useless article.
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Re: The Kingmaker

Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2018-07-13, 00:33

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Seems weird that you’d count all the words in that article.

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.


when you lie....why would you do that Travis???


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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-07-13, 00:36

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Seems weird that you’d count all the words in that article.

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.

I don’t know why anyone who had nothing to do with writing, editing, or publishing an article would feel compelled to go through those steps just to get a word count. Do you keep track of how many words you read every day so your parents will give you a cookie?
Good job, Travis! Here, have a trophy.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-07-13, 00:37

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.


when you lie....why would you do that Travis???



Shocking! No cookie for Travis tonight.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-07-13, 00:52

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.


when you lie....why would you do that Travis???



Truth be told corner blitz.... I just made up a number. And all things considered I dont think I was that far off. It’s a long ass article about nothing. Call it however many words as you want.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2018-07-13, 00:53

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.

I don’t know why anyone who had nothing to do with writing, editing, or publishing an article would feel compelled to go through those steps just to get a word count. Do you keep track of how many words you read every day so your parents will give you a cookie?
Good job, Travis! Here, have a trophy.

Does Pizza Hut still give kids a free little pizza for kids who read a book or whatever? That was a kick ass deal.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-07-13, 08:25

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I don’t know why anyone who had nothing to do with writing, editing, or publishing an article would feel compelled to go through those steps just to get a word count. Do you keep track of how many words you read every day so your parents will give you a cookie?
Good job, Travis! Here, have a trophy.

Does Pizza Hut still give kids a free little pizza for kids who read a book or whatever? That was a kick ass deal.



That was around when I was a kid. We had a button that the teacher would put stars on for every book we read. I might have lied a couple of times when I didn't feel like reading. All I had to do was go to my teacher and say, "Yep, I read Jimmy's Big Adventure. Give me my pizza." Teachers are so dumb.

Hell of a promotion though. Pizza Hut was able to get this program into public schools. The kids would get up to 5 free tiny pizzas and of course mom and dad had to order their own shitty pizza while junior got his free kid's size cheese pizza.
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Re: The Kingmaker

Post by NigelUno on 2018-07-13, 10:17

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Seems weird that you’d count all the words in that article.

I’m gonna read right now. So there.

Pretty good piece on an AAU program/private high school with 2 Top 10 kids...

Throw in a former Big Ten Head Coach.

And it (virtually) ignores the shoe money financing.


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Re: The Kingmaker

Post by kingstonlake on 2018-07-13, 10:58

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.

I don’t know why anyone who had nothing to do with writing, editing, or publishing an article would feel compelled to go through those steps just to get a word count. Do you keep track of how many words you read every day so your parents will give you a cookie?
Good job, Travis! Here, have a trophy.

It's like adding ice to iced coffee....
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Post by I.B. Fine on 2018-07-13, 13:32

kingstonlake wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I don’t know why anyone who had nothing to do with writing, editing, or publishing an article would feel compelled to go through those steps just to get a word count. Do you keep track of how many words you read every day so your parents will give you a cookie?
Good job, Travis! Here, have a trophy.

It's like adding ice to iced coffee....

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-07-13, 14:07

You know who adds ice to iced coffee? Psychopaths.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-07-13, 14:17

kingstonlake wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I don’t know why anyone who had nothing to do with writing, editing, or publishing an article would feel compelled to go through those steps just to get a word count. Do you keep track of how many words you read every day so your parents will give you a cookie?
Good job, Travis! Here, have a trophy.

It's like adding ice to iced coffee....

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Re: The Kingmaker

Post by LooseGoose on 2018-07-13, 14:34

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Holy shit you just have to copy paste the article into a word doc. Look in the lower right hand corner. It gives you a “word count.” That means that the fancy computer machine tells you how many words there were. You fucking boomers are stupid.

Also let me know if you need help with “copy paste.” I’m sorry if I skipped a step for you.


when you lie....why would you do that Travis???



He didn't lie. His computer automatically cuts stories into smaller words for him...
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-07-13, 14:39

LooseGoose wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:


when you lie....why would you do that Travis???



He didn't lie. His computer automatically cuts stories into smaller words for him...

His mommy cuts his sammies smaller, too.
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