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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-08-18, 15:52

Went out for a bike ride this morning. There's an oncoming douchebag cyclist barreling down the sidewalk with skinny ass sissy tires (sorry, Bob), so with thicker tires I yield the sidewalk and take to the grass. Forgetting how wet the grass was early this morning I wind up losing control jumping back on the sidewalk. Got me a big-ass charley horse on one thigh and 1/2 dozen bruised ribs under my left elbow from going down. Feels great, honestly. Douchebag was riding with headphones (hence douchebag, personal pet peeve of mine) and never heard me go "fuck me, fuck me" as I'm lying there with the wind knocked out of me. Nice couple who lived at the house came out the check me out, she was hot.

So I go ride another 23 miles, coming back home I see this car in my court with a nasty scrape and post-it notes on it. Not my car, so I mind my own business. Hours later I'm passed out on the couch, the doorbell rings. No way am I making it to the front door fast enough. Eventually I open the front door and post-it notes are there. Paraphrasing, "I'm sorry my husband hit your car, I'm your neighbor (gives address), call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx". The court I live on is kind of weird. Sixteen units, I swear not everybody knows one another. Anyway I go over to their place and meet them, tell them it's not my car. Nice enough couple, mid 30s maybe.

One thing I learned today. Bruised ribs are better than being a pussy and having your wife leave post-its on a neighbor's door because you scraped someone's car.
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Post by DWags on 2018-08-18, 15:57

I get all Floyd’s hats when he kills himself.

Seriously Floyd. Way to go. Keep it up.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-08-18, 16:06

DWags wrote:I get all Floyd’s hats when he kills himself.

Seriously Floyd. Way to go. Keep it up.

Funny thing is, DWags, I dropped off big bag of hats at the Salvation Army last month, even my 88 Rose Bowl hat. I don't have many left. I don't wear them too much anymore.
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Post by DWags on 2018-08-18, 16:34

Floyd Robertson wrote:
DWags wrote:I get all Floyd’s hats when he kills himself.

Seriously Floyd. Way to go. Keep it up.

Funny thing is, DWags, I dropped off big bag of hats at the Salvation Army last month, even my 88 Rose Bowl hat. I don't have many left. I don't wear them too much anymore.


You realize in my world that’s like telling me you boil meat.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-08-18, 16:38

DWags wrote:
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Funny thing is, DWags, I dropped off big bag of hats at the Salvation Army last month, even my 88 Rose Bowl hat. I don't have many left. I don't wear them too much anymore.


You realize in my world that’s like telling me you boil meat.

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It hurts to laugh.
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Post by Guest on 2018-08-18, 17:13

Floyd Robertson wrote: never heard me go "fuck me, fuck me" as I'm lying there with the wind knocked out of me. Nice couple who lived at the house came out the check me out, she was hot.

What did the husband think of you saying that to his wife?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-08-18, 19:29

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote: never heard me go "fuck me, fuck me" as I'm lying there with the wind knocked out of me. Nice couple who lived at the house came out the check me out, she was hot.

What did the husband think of you saying that to his wife?

I'm sure he got a good laugh out of it.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-08-20, 18:49

The Eagles tell Michael Jackson to beat it as they claim single-album sales title

The Eagles have set a record by selling more copies of a single record album than any other artist — ever. The California-based rock band recently surpassed Michael Jackson as the king of all-time record sales when the album Their Greatest Hits (1971-1975) was certified 38 times platinum (with sales of over 38 million units) by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), according to the Associated Press.

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Post by The Pantry on 2018-08-20, 20:23

Awesome! Great writers, great musicians, and some of musics best vocal harmonies.

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Post by Guest on 2018-08-20, 20:50

The Pantry wrote:Awesome!  Great writers, great musicians, and some of musics best vocal harmonies.

My obligatory "STFU" to all Eagles haters.  Random Ramblings - Page 5 2809484752  Random Ramblings - Page 5 502811600
My only beef with the Eagles is when they got greedy and cut Don Felder out.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-08-20, 23:10

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Awesome!  Great writers, great musicians, and some of musics best vocal harmonies.

My obligatory "STFU" to all Eagles haters.  Random Ramblings - Page 5 2809484752  Random Ramblings - Page 5 502811600
My only beef with the Eagles is when they got greedy and cut Don Felder out.
Not certain it was greed or just different philosophies. Interesting interview with Felder

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/don-felder-2013-interview/
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-08-24, 21:17

Out in Okemos today and what must’ve been a ~2005 Cadillac Escalade ESV was following alongside. Ugly AF. Longest freaking car I think I’ve ever seen that wasn’t one of those extended length limos. We both pulled into the Depot and the driver couldn’t park in one space. Had to use two. Random Ramblings - Page 5 502811600
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-08-27, 18:34

On mobile.. hope this works. Sunset hike last night.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-08-27, 18:39

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:On mobile.. hope this works. Sunset hike last night.
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It worked and it's cool.
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Post by DWags on 2018-08-27, 18:57

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:On mobile.. hope this works. Sunset hike last night.
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Fuckin ayyy. Wow.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-08-27, 23:04

DWags wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:On mobile.. hope this works. Sunset hike last night.
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Fuckin ayyy. Wow.

Walking back in darkness with head lamps on was quite eerie. Bear spray was out.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-08-28, 00:05

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:On mobile.. hope this works. Sunset hike last night.
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Very nice. Maybe get there a little earlier next time? I’m jonesing for some purple mountain’s majesty.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-08-31, 14:50

There is a pimple on my ass and I shall name it Pylon.
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Post by Guest on 2018-09-03, 08:54

Night map of Michigan showing a recent storm, the shiny object that distracted me for a while this morning trying to name all the towns I could by their position in the lights.

Satellite image shows moonlit storms, lightning over Great Lakes

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Post by GirbaudJeans on 2018-09-03, 10:29

How does one go about making it illegal for bored housewives to contact your wife trying to sell them Rodan and Fields or anything similar. My wife now has 6 different people contacting her trying to sell her this crap. We have a friend who posted on Facebook for Womens Small Business owners month and she was asking people to post about their business to support the cause. It was funny to see a bunch of them post Young Living Essential Oils, or Rodan and Fields.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2018-09-03, 10:37

tGreenWay wrote:There is a pimple on my ass and I shall name it Pylon.

Good. Maybe it'll make you get off your ass and do something.
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Post by DWags on 2018-09-03, 10:48

GirbaudJeans wrote:How does one go about making it illegal for bored housewives to contact your wife trying to sell them Rodan and Fields or anything similar. My wife now has 6 different people contacting her trying to sell her this crap. We have a friend who posted on Facebook for Womens Small Business owners month and she was asking people to post about their business to support the cause. It was funny to see a bunch of them post Young Living Essential Oils, or Rodan and Fields.

“No thanks, but wow, good luck with your business!”

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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-09-03, 11:05

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:There is a pimple on my ass and I shall name it Pylon.

Good. Maybe it'll make you get off your ass and do something.

That’s quite a zinger coming from someone with zit for brains.
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Post by DWags on 2018-09-03, 11:08

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Good. Maybe it'll make you get off your ass and do something.

That’s quite a zinger coming from someone with zit for brains.

Boy, that popped him in the mouth.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-09-03, 11:15

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That’s quite a zinger coming from someone with zit for brains.

Boy, that popped him in the mouth.

Didn’t take much. Pylon has always been a pus-over.
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Post by Tim Wakefield on 2018-09-05, 20:49

Are Boilermakers Hoosiers?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-09-06, 14:00

Tim Wakefield wrote:Are Boilermakers Hoosiers?

You just blew my mind.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-09-15, 16:01

Two F-15's just flew over the house pretty low, headed east toward Selfridge ANGB. First time I've seen them in years. It's usually Warthogs flying around here now.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-09-15, 16:17

Bit the inside of my cheek a few days ago. Never feels good to do that, but it’s the times you bite it accidentally after that sting like a mofo. That one small area is starting to look like hamburger in there.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-09-16, 01:52

The Pantry wrote:Two F-15's just flew over the house pretty low, headed east toward Selfridge ANGB.  First time I've seen them in years.  It's usually Warthogs flying around here now.



Do you remember the F-4s?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-09-16, 07:28

The Pantry wrote:Two F-15's just flew over the house pretty low, headed east toward Selfridge ANGB.  First time I've seen them in years.  It's usually Warthogs flying around here now.

I was in the Clem yesterday when this happened. They flew right over my head 15 seconds later. I miss seeing those jets flyover.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-09-16, 09:55

Senior Dickfist wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Two F-15's just flew over the house pretty low, headed east toward Selfridge ANGB.  First time I've seen them in years.  It's usually Warthogs flying around here now.


Do you remember the F-4s?
Flying out of Selfridge?  No.

Only F-4 I've seen was on a tour of USS Constellation.  Was the only aircraft on the carrier.  They used it for fire suppression drills.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-09-16, 10:07

Floyd Robertson wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Two F-15's just flew over the house pretty low, headed east toward Selfridge ANGB.  First time I've seen them in years.  It's usually Warthogs flying around here now.

I was in the Clem yesterday when this happened. They flew right over my head 15 seconds later. I miss seeing those jets flyover.

Selfridge loses out on F35 jets: Where they'll go instead
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-10-02, 23:51

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Last weekend I was at one of the coolest places I’ve ever been.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-10-04, 12:19

I am really digging the game of golf. What a rollercoaster! Always played on and off growing up but fuck I don't think I appreciated it as much as I do now.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-10-04, 12:29

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I am really digging the game of golf. What a rollercoaster! Always played on and off growing up but fuck I don't think I appreciated it as much as I do now.

Have you tried golfing on acid?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2018-10-04, 12:38

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I am really digging the game of golf. What a rollercoaster! Always played on and off growing up but fuck I don't think I appreciated it as much as I do now.

Have you tried golfing on acid?

Random Ramblings - Page 5 502811600 Not yet. Have you?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2018-10-04, 12:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Have you tried golfing on acid?

Random Ramblings - Page 5 502811600 Not yet. Have you?

Sometime during Reagan's first term maybe.
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Post by InTenSity on 2018-10-04, 12:44

I think OTPT is my younger self. OTPT is going to hate that.

In 10 years OTPT is going to be asking where to go golfing in MI.
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