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Post by DWags on 2020-01-23, 20:06

To clarify, I also have never shit my pants in front of her. That doesn’t count tGreenway.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-01-23, 20:09

DWags wrote:Married guys, you ever take a shit with the wife in the bathroom doing her make up or something like that? 26 years, never even crossed my mind to do that. Have a friend who says he does it all the time. WTF?

That's probably the crappiest thing a guy could do to his wife.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-01-23, 23:49

Groundhog Day is on right now. After all these years, do you think Phil and Rita are still together?
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-01-24, 14:11

I shit with my ex wife in the bathroom. She did too. Don’t with my current wife. Probably on to something.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-01-28, 07:57

So I got dinner in Hollywood right across the street on Franklin from the Scientology center. What the holyfuck.

Creepy fucking building and I couldn’t stop noticing it. Kept looking up towards the lit windows towards the top of the building to see if I could see anyone in there. Maybe Tom Cruise? Nothing at all.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-01-28, 08:07

steveschneider wrote:So I got dinner in Hollywood right across the street on Franklin from the Scientology center. What the holyfuck.

Creepy fucking building and I couldn’t stop noticing it. Kept looking up towards the lit windows towards the top of the building to see if I could see anyone in there. Maybe Tom Cruise? Nothing at all.

Did you get a free stress test?
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Post by DWags on 2020-01-28, 08:41

steveschneider wrote:So I got dinner in Hollywood right across the street on Franklin from the Scientology center. What the holyfuck.

Creepy fucking building and I couldn’t stop noticing it. Kept looking up towards the lit windows towards the top of the building to see if I could see anyone in there. Maybe Tom Cruise? Nothing at all.

I fear we’re gonna lose Steve.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-01-28, 09:02

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
steveschneider wrote:So I got dinner in Hollywood right across the street on Franklin from the Scientology center. What the holyfuck.

Creepy fucking building and I couldn’t stop noticing it. Kept looking up towards the lit windows towards the top of the building to see if I could see anyone in there. Maybe Tom Cruise? Nothing at all.

Did you get a free stress test?

Free stress? What’s the catch? Just a creepy cult will stalk you and terrorize you and try to destroy your life.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-02-19, 13:19

Been on a big Indian food kick lately. It might be my favorite. I dunno. That’s a big claim. But it’s up there.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-19, 13:22

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Been on a big Indian food kick lately. It might be my favorite. I dunno. That’s a big claim. But it’s up there.



Makes sense, cuz you’re a big fan of Steph Curry.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-19, 15:20

Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2020-02-19, 15:29

tGreenWay wrote:Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?

Yes, I do.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-19, 15:49

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?

Yes, I do.



Got any proof?
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-02-19, 16:31

tGreenWay wrote:Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?
Where do you think the saying, "Colder than a witch's tit" came from?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-19, 19:49

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?
Where do you think the saying, "Colder than a witch's tit" came from?




And I’m saying I want a source, damnit!
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-02-19, 20:33

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Where do you think the saying, "Colder than a witch's tit" came from?




And I’m saying I want a source, damnit!
Sorry. Forgot my ex's phone number years ago.
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Post by DWags on 2020-02-19, 21:06

tGreenWay wrote:Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?

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Post by Rocinante on 2020-02-19, 21:30

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Been on a big Indian food kick lately. It might be my favorite. I dunno. That’s a big claim. But it’s up there.

Team Travis.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-20, 03:13

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?


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Reported. Random Ramblings - Page 23 502811600
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Post by Black Dutch on 2020-02-20, 07:35

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Does anyone really believe witches wear brass bras?


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My ducking wife is sending nudes now?? F
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Post by DWags on 2020-02-20, 07:41

Black Dutch wrote:
DWags wrote:


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My ducking wife is sending nudes now?? F


Black Dutch!
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-02-20, 07:42

DWags wrote:
Black Dutch wrote:

My ducking wife is sending nudes now?? F


Black Dutch!

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-02-20, 09:07

Black Dutch wrote:
DWags wrote:


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My ducking wife is sending nudes now?? F

Damn!
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2020-02-20, 10:46

tGreenWay wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Yes, I do.



Got any proof?

Yes, but it will cost you.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-20, 14:23

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:



Got any proof?

Yes, but it will cost you.




I’m not falling for that. Anymore.
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-02-20, 23:39

My fucking dog jumped on me when I had a glass of whiskey in my hand and I spilled it on her. How am I going to explain to my wife why the dog smells like a bar in the morning.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-21, 02:11

Rocinante wrote:My fucking dog jumped on me when I had a glass of whiskey in my hand and I spilled it on her. How am I going to explain to my wife why the dog smells like a bar in the morning.

If the dog smells like whiskey, that’s pretty cool. If the dog smells like a bar in the morning, that’s nasty.
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2020-02-21, 07:57

Rocinante wrote:My fucking dog jumped on me when I had a glass of whiskey in my hand and I spilled it on her. How am I going to explain to my wife why the dog smells like a bar in the morning.

As long as you didn't put lipstick on the dog you'll probably be okay.
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Post by Nordic on 2020-02-21, 07:58

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Rocinante wrote:My fucking dog jumped on me when I had a glass of whiskey in my hand and I spilled it on her. How am I going to explain to my wife why the dog smells like a bar in the morning.

As long as you didn't put lipstick on the dog you'll probably be okay.

lol!
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Post by Nordic on 2020-02-21, 11:18

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Post by Tim Wakefield on 2020-02-22, 06:08

Nordic wrote:At an MSU admissions event for da kid and they were showing study abroad opportunities. One of the countries listed is Iceland. I wanna party in Reykjavík. Random Ramblings - Page 23 3493939353

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My study abroad trip was the best experience of my life and it's not even close. Worth every penny.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-02-22, 06:58

Is this why we hear kids bitching about their student loans? Borrowing to party in Iceland for months?
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Post by Tim Wakefield on 2020-02-22, 07:07

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Is this why we hear kids bitching about their student loans? Borrowing to party in Iceland for months?

No, that's because it costs a zillion dollars to go to college right now.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-02-23, 17:00

Apparently I'm like 1/100 homes without power due to an equipment failure. I have 69% on my phone and it'll be dark 1.5 hours before the estimated restoration. Been nice knowing you.
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Post by aualum06 on 2020-02-23, 17:28

Floyd Robertson wrote:Apparently I'm like 1/100 homes without power due to an equipment failure. I have 69% on my phone and it'll be dark 1.5 hours before the estimated restoration. Been nice knowing you.

Another vote for daylight savings time
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-23, 20:23

Floyd Robertson wrote:Apparently I'm like 1/100 homes without power due to an equipment failure. I have 69% on my phone and it'll be dark 1.5 hours before the estimated restoration. Been nice knowing you.


Well, bye.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-02-23, 21:00

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Apparently I'm like 1/100 homes without power due to an equipment failure. I have 69% on my phone and it'll be dark 1.5 hours before the estimated restoration. Been nice knowing you.


Well, bye.

The DTE post mortem on the incident response was outage caused by animal or bird. Well, bye, Rocky.
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-02-24, 19:36

Friend in CA sent me a link to a condo he's thinking of buying at Squaw Valley (Lake Tahoe).  One bedroom, two bath. Beautiful view of the valley but only 750 sq-ft.  Kitchen has a half size sink, a tiny glass cooktop, under counter fridge/freezer, and no oven, dishwasher, or microwave. Over $400K.  HOA fees are $1400 a MONTH.

He's got far more than enough money to buy it cash.  Place is a little more than 2 hour drive from his primary residence.  Use to be a pretty good skier but is now 60 and hasn't skied in 20 years. Was a decent golfer but hasn't played in many years.  Says his wife has given him the "okay" to buy it.  She rarely ventures more than 3-5 miles from their house and likely won't go there more than once.

A bit weirded out by his proposed property acquisition.  Very out of character for him.  Has said he doesn't want to rent it out, which is what he does for a living owning more than 20 rental properties free-and-clear.  

Should I try to talk him out of it?
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Post by Nordic on 2020-02-24, 20:04

Gotta have a blow house.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-02-24, 20:19

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


Well, bye.

The DTE post mortem on the incident response was outage caused by animal or bird. Well, bye, Rocky.



I hope they dropped off that fried varmint at a nearby homeless shelter.
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