Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
This idea. It is terrible. Please do it.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:y2kMgrad wrote:We had a bachelor party weekend at Houghton Lake one time and they had strippers drive up from Lansing at like 2am one night. That was...interesting. They came with a huge "bodyguard" who stood in the corner of the cabin and was clearly strapped and the girls were as drunk as we were after drinking all day on the lake. They did some pretty raunchy shit to each other on the floor and then gave out lap dances until one of the girls had an "accident" on the best man's leg.
I don't know what company he used or how he even found them but I definitely wouldn't recommend them even if I did.
If there is any chance you find out the company, I'd be quite grateful.
It was like 10 years ago so I doubt they're still in business but I'll see what I can find out.
y2kMgrad- Geronte
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This idea. It is terrible. Please do it.
Only place I could find was some sketchy looking site that had a 1-800 number attached to it with one bad review online.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This idea. It is terrible. Please do it.
Only place I could find was some sketchy looking site that had a 1-800 number attached to it with one bad review online.
Fwiw, we went out on a fishing charter out of Bay Harbor a few weeks ago. Captain generally seemed to be full of shit but who knows. He told us he had a bachelor party coming up that weekend that asked if it was ok to bring scrippers out. He said of course. Anyway, according to Pinocchio, the girls were out of Metro Detroit. So maybe your best bet is to import them from a semi closer metropolis. Like Cadillac.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
Just buy one of those huge cakes. There’s always a stripper in those things.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:This idea. It is terrible. Please do it.
Only place I could find was some sketchy looking site that had a 1-800 number attached to it with one bad review online.
There's a strip club in Cadillac called Stopless Topless. Might want to give them a call. I've been once and I wish it did stop by the end of the night.
Edit: I guess it got renamed Coz's Eight Ball Lounge. From the pics it still looks like they employ strippers.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
tGreenWay wrote:Just buy one of those huge cakes. There’s always a stripper in those things.
Or gangsters with tommy guns.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
This thread may be worthy of an entry in the "fucking Millennials" thread.....
20some years old and can't even find a stripper.
20some years old and can't even find a stripper.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
LooseGoose wrote:This thread may be worthy of an entry in the "fucking Millennials" thread.....
20some years old and can't even find a stripper.
I don’t see you with any ideas. Prove your aged wisdom, old man.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
Sorry man, when I was your age i was dating strippers, not hiring them. Nowadays they don't hold much allure for me so I've kinda lost touch with that scene.Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:LooseGoose wrote:This thread may be worthy of an entry in the "fucking Millennials" thread.....
20some years old and can't even find a stripper.
I don’t see you with any ideas. Prove your aged wisdom, old man.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
LooseGoose wrote:Sorry man, when I was your age i was dating strippers, not hiring them. Nowadays they don't hold much allure for me so I've kinda lost touch with that scene.Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
I don’t see you with any ideas. Prove your aged wisdom, old man.
Boomers blaming and attacking millennials while making excuses at the same time - where have i seen this before?
Wait, don’t tell me.. #WorstGeneration
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
I was unaware of this new tradition...
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Redtube and Pornhub actually pay off, without the expense nor sensoory deprivation of a condom.
Just say'in.
Just say'in.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
LooseGoose wrote:Sorry man, when I was your age i was dating strippers, not hiring them. Nowadays they don't hold much allure for me so I've kinda lost touch with that scene.Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
I don’t see you with any ideas. Prove your aged wisdom, old man.
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:LooseGoose wrote:
Sorry man, when I was your age i was dating strippers, not hiring them. Nowadays they don't hold much allure for me so I've kinda lost touch with that scene.
Boomers blaming and attacking millennials while making excuses at the same time - where have i seen this before?
Wait, don’t tell me.. #WorstGeneration
Dude, sometimes when you get bitch slapped just admit it, laugh and move on. It’s a much better look.
And Goose
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Re: Has anyone gotten a stripper in northern Michigan?
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:tGreenWay wrote:Just buy one of those huge cakes. There’s always a stripper in those things.
Or gangsters with tommy guns.
Life is full of risks.
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