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When you see Desmond Howard wearing glasses

Post by Bill Cain on 2018-09-14, 17:17

You’re not fooling me Desmond. Then again I used the same tactic whenever I was around MSU chicks. I wanted to appear nerdy and that I needed to wear glasses but I didn’t . Seemed to work well those girls said I looked sexy with my glasses.

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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-09-14, 18:04

"Seemed to work well those girls said I looked sexy with my glasses"

#FakeNews
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2018-09-14, 18:05

But, I'm sure you still appeared nerdy.
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Post by Bill Cain on 2018-09-14, 18:25

I’m a good looking guy. I had sex with girls at MSU. Problem is I’m obsessive compulsive and anytime a girl I liked wanted to get close they became my obsession. No problem with banging low quality broads. The worst thing an attractive girl can do (sober wise) is show interest in me. Yes, I can make them laugh, but as soon as they say “come up to my room and bang me” the love song from Slumdog Millionaire starts playing “Ahuhuha huha”, my heart starts fluttering and I fuck it up. Bang a girl who doesn’t mean anything to you and that doesn’t happen

I suffer from obsessive love. God I miss being off meds and I’m going to fuck shit up when I do

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Post by InTenSity on 2018-09-14, 18:29

So does your phone autopopulate sentences for you? I think it's going to be a good start and how much will be in Atlanta m
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Post by Death Roe on 2018-09-14, 18:34

OP is a beta cuck
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Post by Cameron on 2018-09-14, 19:21

Another Bill Cain thread? Nope, not fooling me, I'm not opening this one. Wait, fuck...
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Post by Bill Cain on 2018-09-15, 13:24

The only way I can sell at a successful level is if I’m jacked up on stimulants. It sucks. My job is killing me

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Post by DWags on 2018-09-15, 13:27

Bill Cain wrote:The only way I can sell at a successful level is if I’m jacked up on stimulants. It sucks. My job is killing me

Well then keep doing it. Makes sense.
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Post by The Pantry on 2018-09-15, 13:52

Bill Cain wrote:The only way I can sell at a successful level is if I’m jacked up on stimulants. It sucks. My job is killing me
In that case, I suggest you start hitting on coworkers.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2018-09-15, 14:30

Bill Cain wrote:I’m a good looking guy. I had sex with girls at MSU. Problem is I’m obsessive compulsive and anytime a girl I liked wanted to get close they became my obsession. No problem with banging low quality broads.

Human girls?
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