Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
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Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
What the ****?
Also... typical repub. The only difference is the others can hide their better.
Also... typical repub. The only difference is the others can hide their better.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
Quote of the story:
"I want to be the Republican, the conservative candidate that says, you know, conservatism is for you. Because conservatism, real conservatism, true red-blooded American conservatism is about grit, hard work, loyalty and traditional values. Your family values. The three values that make up my stool of conservatism are faith, family and freedom. And I believe that many of the citizens of Saginaw share those same values."
Then he stole your ride and beat off in the front seat.
"I want to be the Republican, the conservative candidate that says, you know, conservatism is for you. Because conservatism, real conservatism, true red-blooded American conservatism is about grit, hard work, loyalty and traditional values. Your family values. The three values that make up my stool of conservatism are faith, family and freedom. And I believe that many of the citizens of Saginaw share those same values."
Then he stole your ride and beat off in the front seat.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
AvgMSUJoe wrote:
"I want to be the Republican, the conservative candidate that says, you know, conservatism is for you. Because conservatism, real conservatism, true red-blooded American conservatism is about grit, hard work, loyalty and traditional values. Your family values. The three values that make up my stool of conservatism are faith, family and freedom. And I believe that many of the citizens of Saginaw share those same values."
it's this sort of thing that you simply cannot make up.. well, you can, I know - but I mean for someone to a) truly believe this and b) expect that any constituent will believe this.. of course, the American electorate isn't really known for their critical thinking skills and logic.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
I stand for morals, hard work and traditional America. I want to promote family loyalty with grit and values from grass roots and founding fathers. I want to exude faith and secrete freedom.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
I plan to run on a platform of founding father faith values that are family grass rooted in the hard working traditional American freedoms of our forefathers.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
lets roll up our sleeves! grab a hold of freedom with all our faith! and just.....stroke the essence of Americana...with a pulsating..... rhythmic....traditional values motion....and let......freedom....oh my god....let it.....let it....RIIIIIIIINGGG!!!!!!
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
c'mon out to this weekend's rally at Jimmy Joe Clapsaddle's Nip-n-Sip.. we'll not only have some good, god-fearin', freedom-lovin', country cover band playing your favorite hits by Toby Keith.. but I'll also personally sign any and all America-themed throw pillows brought by the first 100 attendees..
it'll be a knee-slappin', toe-tappin, community revival.. learn about the 3 pillars of my platform aimed at takin' our once great country back.. God, Guns and Family....
Guns!!
Family!!
God!!
C'mon out!*
* white people only need attend..
it'll be a knee-slappin', toe-tappin, community revival.. learn about the 3 pillars of my platform aimed at takin' our once great country back.. God, Guns and Family....
Guns!!
Family!!
God!!
C'mon out!*
* white people only need attend..
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
it's this sort of thing that you simply cannot make up.. well, you can, I know - but I mean for someone to a) truly believe this and b) expect that any constituent will believe this.. of course, the American electorate isn't really known for their critical thinking skills and logic.
Can you be a republican if you can't own a gun.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
First thing he will do, if elected, is introduce a bill to outlaw what he does. For the good of the people of course.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
I guess you technically could but you risk not being invited to their annual pig-pickin' down at the barn..DWags wrote:
Can you be a republican if you can't own a gun.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
lets roll up our sleeves! grab a hold of freedom with all our faith! and just.....stroke the essence of Americana...with a pulsating..... rhythmic....traditional values motion....and let......freedom....oh my god....let freedom....let it....RIIIIIIIINGGG!!!!!!
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
OK this is getting out of control. Rock, Heat can get these idiotic threads moved to the ot board?!?
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
Let's reach across the aisle and bi-partisan each other's bills to completion.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
""Jordan would remove the spark plug wires and sit in the car and masturbate while the motor was sparking and making noises," the police report states."LoneWolfSparty wrote: OK this is getting out of control. Rock, Heat can get these idiotic threads moved to the ot board?!?
How is that off topic?
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
So it turns out YouTube is full of videos like this, filed under "cranking" and "pedal pumping".
Which apparently is an extremely popular conservative fetish:
Red State Sex Fetish
Who knew?!
Which apparently is an extremely popular conservative fetish:
Red State Sex Fetish
Who knew?!
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
I have never heard of this before. I'm republican....I guess I should ?
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
Bee, It's nothing personal.LoneWolfSparty wrote:OK this is getting out of control. Rock, Heat can get these idiotic threads moved to the ot board?!?
Unless it is... then ewwww, you sicko.
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Interesting political platform from a Michigan politician
On four occasions between April of 2010 and January of 2011, Haskins broke into vehicles on public and private property, disconnected the ignition wires, then started the engine. As the wires snapped and spit sparks, Haskins would masturbate to climax in a sexualized ritual he calls “cranking.”
What the ****?
He's hoping to beat off any challengers for a seat in the 95th district.
What the ****?
He's hoping to beat off any challengers for a seat in the 95th district.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
Uh...
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
"Haskins is running in a heavily Democratic district, but he believes that his values will help him connect to voters."
Well, was he beating off in American cars, or foreign cars? That's gonna be a key issue with Michigan voters.
Well, was he beating off in American cars, or foreign cars? That's gonna be a key issue with Michigan voters.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
I thought car jacking was a felony.
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Re: Your republican candidate for the 95th District for the State House beats to car engine noises?
Gob Bluth wrote:"Haskins is running in a heavily Democratic district, but he believes that his values will help him connect to voters."
Well, was he beating off in American cars, or foreign cars? That's gonna be a key issue with Michigan voters.
It's essentially Saginaw... so yeah that is totally a key fact in this story.
Even with a "throw away" seat you would think the state party would put the kibosh on family values engine noise beaters....
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